Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate test of intelligence – How smart is /b/? We’ve got puzzles that will make your brain hurt, mazes that will leave you lost for days, and riddles that even Einstein would struggle with. Join us if you dare, but be warned – only the truly brilliant will survive our challenges. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out here, looking for worthy opponents to test his skills against. So if you think you’ve got what it takes, come join us and see if you can outsmart the best of the best.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 5
Undead Armies Raised: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • LazyCraft: Where even the creepers put in more effort

    LazyCraft: Where even the creepers put in more effort
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where nothing happens! Seriously, you won’t find any boring quests or tedious tasks here. Instead, you’ll find a community of players who have dedicated their lives to doing absolutely nothing in the game.

    Join us and witness the madness of players who will crawl over glass just for a second of eye contact with another player. The dedication is real, folks.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with insane stories that will leave you questioning your own sanity. From building entire cities out of dirt blocks to taming wild creepers as pets, you never know what you’ll encounter next.

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that defies all logic and reason, join us now. Who needs quests and objectives when you can have a good time doing absolutely nothing?

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 20
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 3
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Blocky Beats: The ‘K-On’ Server

    Blocky Beats: The ‘K-On’ Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Forget about boring old servers, because this one will blow your mind! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – if you look between the T and O on your keyboard, you’ll unlock a secret portal that will transport you to a world filled with unicorns riding on rainbows and dancing llamas that drop diamonds instead of wool.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Creeper who throws the wildest parties in all of Minecraft. And if you manage to defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a magic wand that shoots out fireworks every time you mine a block.

    Oh, and did I mention that our server has a penguin army that will fight by your side as you battle against evil mobs? And if you ever get lost, just follow the trail of glitter and cupcakes that leads you straight back to safety.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 6 Demon Skulls Collected: 25
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 27 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 20

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Blocky Banter

    Blocky Banter
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

    Join us for a wild ride where creepers throw parties instead of exploding, zombies breakdance instead of attack, and skeletons wear sunglasses because they’re just too cool for school.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that poops out diamonds instead of pork chops. And don’t even get us started on the Glowing Sheep that light up the night sky with their neon wool.

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be living it up in our crazy, wacky world? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Emeralds Found: 9136
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 36
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • YenDevaluedCraft – Let’s Mine and Devalue the Yen!

    YenDevaluedCraft – Let’s Mine and Devalue the Yen!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have decided to devalue the yen for absolutely no reason at all! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and economic chaos!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds. But here’s the catch – every time they tried to pick up the diamonds, they would turn into stacks of yen! Talk about a twist of fate!

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on giant pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and battle against a horde of evil zombie villagers who are trying to steal all of your precious loot.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the richest player in all of Minecraft – in yen, of course!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 22 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Astral Mages Summoned: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Minecraft Madness: Kenji vs Sayu Doxx War

    Minecraft Madness: Kenji vs Sayu Doxx War
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a reality TV show! Join now for a chance to witness epic battles like kenji vs sayu doxx war and watch as the niji ARlive gets memed on in real time. But that’s not all – we also have Millie e-begging for diamonds and all the crazy shenanigans that happened earlier this year.

    Ever wonder how the holo talents keep up with all the drama in the vtubing community? Well, on our server, you can find out for yourself! Watch as they navigate through controversies with ease and avoid drama like pros. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the chaos!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 11 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 23 Titanic Battles Fought: 10
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7
    Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Crafty AF: Vidya Vibes

    Crafty AF: Vidya Vibes
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because THIS server is here to shake things up!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns riding llamas, dancing creepers, and treasure chests overflowing with diamonds!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond armor wearing chickens who will protect you from any pesky mobs that dare to come near you.

    So why wait? Join us now for the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Enchanted Armories Found: 10 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 18 Divine Scrolls Written: 22
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 27

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Crafty Creepers: Was It Worth It?

    Crafty Creepers: Was It Worth It?
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of real-world politics and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Join us for a wild ride filled with clandestine paramilitary factions with neo-Nazi affiliations (just kidding, we’re all about peace and love here), engaging in epic battles and building your own empire!

    Our server is the perfect place to unleash your creativity and show off your building skills. Build your own strategic buffer zones to protect your territory from potential threats (like creepers and zombies) and establish your dominance in the virtual world.

    Forget about discriminatory legislation and tensions between ethnic minorities, here you can team up with players from all around the world and work together to achieve greatness. With our punitive economic sanctions (just kidding, we don’t have those), you can trade resources, explore new lands, and conquer dungeons with your fellow adventurers.

    So why wait? Join us now and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Who needs real-world politics when you can have a blast in our virtual world? See you in-game!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 8
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • SlavicSeductress Minecraft Server

    SlavicSeductress Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our unbelievable Minecraft server where fembots and slavic men come together in a hilarious love story!

    Join us if you want to witness the epic romance between robots and rugged slavic dudes. Our server is filled with mind-blowing adventures and absurd quests that will leave you laughing until you cry.

    But that’s not all! On our server, you can build your own outrageous love nest for your fembot and slavic man, complete with funky disco floors and glittery rainbow walls.

    So why wait? Come join us on this whacky Minecraft server and discover if fembots truly find slavic men attractive!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 8 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Players Killed by Monsters: 6676 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 28

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Pixel Pals: Where even the chickens have drama

    Pixel Pals: Where even the chickens have drama
    Welcome to our totally insane Minecraft server where players are always ready to argue about anything and everything!

    Join us if you want to be part of a community where debates over the best block to build with or the most efficient way to mine diamonds are taken to the next level. Our players have been known to have heated discussions about the proper way to organize a chest or even the most effective strategy for fighting off creepers.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to some of the most outrageous builds you’ll ever see. From a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig to a roller coaster that goes through the Nether, our players are constantly pushing the boundaries of what can be done in Minecraft.

    So if you’re looking for a server where you can laugh, argue, and build to your heart’s content, then join us today. Just be prepared to defend your opinions on whether or not redstone is overrated or if llamas are the superior mode of transportation in the game.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Vanishing Items Found: 4 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 10
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 42 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Zombie Dances: 0

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Blocky Banter: The 4chan of Minecraft

    Blocky Banter: The 4chan of Minecraft
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Imagine a world where 4chan meets Minecraft, where the epic lulz never stop and the party van is always exploding with excitement. Our server is like a desu desu dream come true, filled with hacker raids and lulz galore.

    Join us if you dare to embark on a wild adventure where anything can happen. Build your own memes and troll your friends with outrageous pranks. Who knows, you might even encounter the legendary moot himself roaming the server, causing chaos wherever he goes.

    So why wait? Join us now and be part of the craziest Minecraft community on the internet. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, the only rule is to have fun and create insane memories that will last a lifetime.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Magic Crystals Found: 5 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
    Towns Built: 10 Immortal Anvils Forged: 9
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Nation of Noobs

    Nation of Noobs

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the devastation of the Battle of Hoover Dam and rebuild your life in the SHADY SANDS! Join us as we embark on a journey to create a new REPUBLIC and restore peace to the land!

    Build your own NATION, make new friends, and conquer the WASTELAND in our action-packed server. Don’t let your home be destroyed like in the Battle of Hoover Dam – join us and start a new life filled with adventure and excitement!

    Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something LEGENDARY – join our Minecraft server today and help us rebuild the fallen republic! Who knows, you might even become the next HERO of the wasteland!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 28
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 1
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 22 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • CraftyPhase: Where Villagers Rule and Creepers Drool!

    CraftyPhase: Where Villagers Rule and Creepers Drool!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than this server, where you can connect with a bunch of crazy characters like Lia, Utatane Nasa, Hakushika Iori, Fujikura Uruka, Shisui Michiru, Tenma Maemi, Pipkin Pippa, Kaneko Lumi, and more!

    But wait, there’s more! Join us on this server and you might just run into characters like Remilia Nephys, Chisaka Airi, Amanogawa Shiina, Himemiya Rie, Erina Makina, Komachi Panko, Runie Ruse, Eimi Isami, Muu Muyu, Hikanari Hina, Saya Sairroxs, Kannagi Loki, Kokoromo Memory, Gram Pico, Ayase Yuu, and Kaminari Clara!

    Why join, you ask? Well, where else can you find a Minecraft server with such a diverse and eccentric cast of characters? Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you might just stumble upon a secret underground base filled with diamonds and enchanted gear! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7 Falling into the Void: 3
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 7 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0 Phantom Knights Defeated: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • PokeBakeCraft: Where Pokemon are our master bakers!

    PokeBakeCraft: Where Pokemon are our master bakers!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where Pokemon are our bakers! Yes, you heard that right. Imagine Charmander baking you a delicious cake with his fiery tail, or Pikachu using his electric powers to whip up some tasty pastries.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Squirtle. He’s got the moves like Jagger and will teach you how to dance like a pro.

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can join our treasure hunt led by the legendary Mewtwo. He’ll guide you through dangerous dungeons filled with rare loot and epic battles.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Treasure Maps Found: 4 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Crafty Racers: Triggering /pol/ Since 2011

    Crafty Racers: Triggering /pol/ Since 2011
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the white nationalists make /pol/ seethe with jealousy! You won’t find any whites left on here, just a bunch of coalburners and riceburners that even redditors can’t help but laugh at. But hey, who needs sensitivity when you can join us for some outrageous fun and crazy adventures?

    Why join our server? – Experience the thrill of making /pol/ seethe with jealousy – Laugh at coalburners and riceburners with your fellow players – Embrace your inner conservative and show off your sensitivity (or lack thereof) in a hilarious way

    So come on, join us for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft servers. Who needs white nationalists when you can have this level of insanity? LOL!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 4547 Villages Defended: 19
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 21 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • CraftyGF Server: Where Cute Meets Cool in 502 Days

    CraftyGF Server: Where Cute Meets Cool in 502 Days
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the quest for a cute gf with cool interests continues on Day 502! Are you tired of being bocchi and ready to mingle with like-minded players? Join us and manifest your dream partner while building epic structures and battling fierce mobs.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret portal to a parallel universe where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers are actually friendly pets. Will you be the one to uncover this mind-blowing secret and become the ultimate Minecraft master?

    Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this legendary community. Watch our hilarious video at this link and prepare to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Treasure Maps Found: 6 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Wilderness Tamed: 20 Endless Legions Commanded: 25
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Love Letters Sent: 18

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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