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Minecraft SMP – /csg/ – Creeper Survival Guild

Alt1, conjure, Content Roadmap, creeper, csg, Divination, elite dungeon, game updates, Gate of Elidinis, guild, Minecraft, Mining, money making guide, necromancy, Official News Archive, overhead prayer, Perk calculator, Returning Players, RS Wiki, Runecrafting, runescape, Sanctum of Rebirth, scripture, skill training, Smithing, smp, Survival, underworld, Vampyre juvinate

Welcome to Vampyre Juvinate Edition! Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with craziness and chaos.

Forget about boring old skilling bosses, we have the Gate of Elidinis where you can fight offhands made of Runecrafting and Divination, unlock a new overhead prayer, and even get your hands on a new scripture. And don’t forget about the 4th conjure that’s basically a defensive waste of ectoplasm – because who doesn’t love wasting ectoplasm?

But wait, there’s more! Explore the Sanctum of Rebirth, an “elite” dungeon that will test your skills to the max. Complete the Underworld diary for some epic rewards and level up your Mining and Smithing to a crazy max level of 110.

If you haven’t played since the First Age, don’t worry! We have a Wiki Guide for Returning Players to help you catch up on all the madness. And make sure to check out the official news archive for all the latest updates.

Join us for the latest quest, Soul Searching, and dive into the new skill of Necromancy. Who needs regular old Minecraft when you can join our insane world filled with vampires, necromancers, and endless adventures?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and prepare for a journey like no other!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	68	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

PhonelessBarberShop – Minecraft Server

Adult, barber shop, Boundaries, Communication, concern, consideration, Decision making, family, family dynamics, Haircut, INDEPENDENCE, Minecraft, Phone, PhonelessBarberShop, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Safety, self-care, Server, Time management, Trust, Waiting, worry

Are you tired of waiting in line for hours just to get a simple haircut? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, there are no queues for the barber shop! You can get a fresh new haircut in seconds, without any tears or worries from your loved ones.

Join our server and experience the thrill of walking to the barber’s without a phone, just like in the crazy story above. Who needs a phone when you have a whole virtual world to explore and conquer?

So come on over and join us for some hilarious adventures and wild stories that will make you forget all about your real-life worries. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your long-lost cousin waiting in line at the virtual barber shop!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

WeddingCraft: NoSisAllowed

Bisexual, Confrontation, conservative family, Drama, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, intervention, LGBTQ, LGBTQ acceptance, maid of honor, Marriage, NoSisAllowed, relationships, sister drama, Support, Wedding, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding guest list, wedding planning, WeddingCraft

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your family’s Thanksgiving dinner? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this bride-to-be’s family drama!

Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, on our server, you’ll never have a dull moment. Just like this sister who tried to ruin her sibling’s wedding by staging an intervention over coffee. Who needs coffee when you can have tea like this?

And if you think your family is crazy, wait until you meet our community of players. From condescending maid of honors to parents threatening to boycott weddings, our server is a circus of chaos and we wouldn’t have it any other way.

So if you’re ready to escape reality and dive into a world where drama is the name of the game, join our server today. Who needs a supportive family when you can have a dysfunctional Minecraft community instead?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9046
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	8

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

SuperpowerSMP: Mindreader

Ability, dream, eXtraordinary, FANTASY, Flight, healing, IMMORTALITY, Invisibility, MAGICAL, mind reading, MindReader, shape shifting, special powers, strength, Superhuman, Supernatural, SUPERPOWER, SuperpowerSMP, telekinesis, telepathy, time travel, wish fulfillment

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the Minecraft world? Do you dream of soaring through the skies like a majestic eagle or summoning lightning bolts with a flick of your wrist? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, you can have any superpower your heart desires! Want to be able to turn invisible and prank your friends? Done. Want to be able to shoot fireballs from your fingertips and become the ultimate PvP champion? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?). Join us now and become the superhero you were always meant to be!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8213	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

CraftyTrumpBillyBushBanter

Accountability, billy bush, Celebrity, consequences, CraftyTrumpBillyBushBanter, donald trump, double standards, Ethics, INEQUALITY, leadership, Media, METOO, Misogyny, power dynamics, Presidency, scandal, sexual assault, social justice, toxic behavior, WOMENS RIGHTS, workplace culture

Join our Minecraft server and escape the crazy reality of politics! On our server, you can build a fortress to protect yourself from creepy politicians and their inappropriate conversations. No need to worry about getting fired for just standing by and listening to their nonsense here! Plus, rumor has it that if you build a secret bunker, you might just find the missing emails that everyone’s been talking about. So come on over and let’s block out the madness together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

SumyMedCraft Server

Bombing, CASUALTIES, civilian deaths, Conflict, eastern europe, global politics, human rights violation, international relations, medical center, military attack, News, Russian strikes, Server, Sumy, SumyMedCraft, Tragedy, Ukrainian city, violence, War Crimes, world events

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell ya, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life, but in block form. we got more diamonds than a fancy jewelry store, and more creepers than a haunted house on halloween night.

our server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the nether. we’ve got mini-games that will make your head spin faster than a tornado in kansas. and the best part? we have a secret underground base filled with rare loot that will make you richer than a leprechaun on st. patrick’s day.

oh, and did i mention the petting zoo we have? yeah, we’ve got llamas, pigs, and even a dragon that breathes fire. it’s like a zoo on steroids, but in minecraft. so come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	29
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	397	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

HezCraft Strike: Iran’s Loss

Assassination, Commander, Conflict Resolution, foreign affairs, hezbollah, Hezbollah leader, HezCraft, international relations, iran, Iran-Israel Relations, Iran’s, Israeli strike, Loss, Middle East conflict, Middle East peace, Military, military intervention, political tensions, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, senior commander, strike, Terrorism

lol join our minecraft server and u can be as powerful as an iranian commander taking on israel and hezbollah leaders. u can build ur own army of creepers and zombies to take over the world. plus, we have a secret underground base where u can find all the diamonds u want. come join the chaos and conquer the virtual world with us!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Villages Defended:	11
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Glacial Future Extreme – Minecraft

atmospheric conditions, changes, climate change, climate variability, el nino, environmental impact, EXTREME, Future, Glacial, global warming, historical data, INCREASE, meteorological events, Minecraft, natural disasters, ocean temperatures, past, prediction models, scientific research, Supported, weather patterns

yo, come join this cray cray minecraft server where we got future increase in extreme El Niño and past glacial changes happening all the time! like, imagine building your dope castle while dodging crazy weather patterns and ancient glaciers sliding through the land. it’s like a rollercoaster of climate chaos up in here! join now for the wildest minecraft experience of your life, fam!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Holy Grails Found:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3869	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Hotdog Water: Where the survival of the fittest tastes like old hot dogs!

bedrock, Cheating, Discord, Dogs, Fittest, Fun, Griefing, HACKING, Hardcore, hot, hotdog, Ip:, java, Join, Land Claim, Play, PvP, Resets, stealing, Survival, TASTES, Teleport, Water, Website, world

🌭🪣 Hotdog Water 🌭🪣

Overview:

Server Type	Hardcore Vanilla Survival
Version	Java 1.21
Resets	Vote for resets on Discord
Features	No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim

Rules:

PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed
No cheating or hacking

Join Now:

– IP: play.hotdogwater.dog – Bedrock IP: bedrock.hdw.dog – Website: https://hdw.dog – Discord: https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is cheating allowed on the server?	No, cheating or hacking is not allowed.
Are there any restrictions on PvP or griefing?	PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed.
Can I claim land on the server?	No, there is no land claim feature on this server.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Buildings Constructed:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Divine Spears Created:	25	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

The Key to My Heart Minecraft Server

Heart, key, Minecraft, Server

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing flying higher than our players’ creativity is the skirts of our mysterious transfer student crushes! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through the Bathroom War, where the battle for the best panty color is just as intense as the fight for diamonds.

Picture this: you’re minding your own business, mining away, when suddenly you run into a cute transfer student with striped panties. Talk about an entrance! But wait, there’s more – she’s not just any transfer student, she’s also your new housekeeper. Can you handle the chaos that ensues when love, friendship, and panty colors collide in the most unexpected ways?

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that combines ecchi romance, comedy, and Minecraft all in one place? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where every day is a new adventure, filled with surprises, laughter, and maybe even a few unexpected twists?

Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the Minecraft world)! Who knows, you might just find yourself falling for a panty-wielding housekeeper along the way.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Crops Grown:	8774

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Minecraft SMP /g/ Humour Thread

4chan, amusement, comedy, Digital culture, Entertainment, forum, funny, G.., humor, Humour, internet, jokes, LAUGHING, Laughter, meme, Minecraft, ONLINE, sarcasm, smp, social media, Thread, WIT

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but diamond pickaxes and rotten flesh. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we host weekly dance parties with the Ender Dragon as our DJ. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance to challenge players to a game of hide and seek.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you laughing until your diamond armor breaks, join us today! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

StepDadDanceNoChance

acceptance, Boundaries, Communication, Dance, DAUGHTER, emotions, Expectations, family, Father, Grief, Identity, Loss, love, parenting, PRESSURE, rejection, relationships, Selfishness, stepdad, StepDadDanceNoChance, Therapy

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family dynamics better than your own mom? Look no further! Join our server where we understand that sometimes, you just want to be a princess with your real dad, not your stepdad who’s trying too hard to fill those daddy shoes.

We have father/daughter dances, but don’t worry, you won’t be guilt-tripped into attending by your stepdad who just wants to be honored as your dad. We support your decision to stick with your real dad, even if it means missing out on some sweet dance moves.

So if you’re tired of being pressured to accept a new dad, come join our server where we celebrate your right to choose your own family dynamics. Plus, we have virtual tea parties and ballerina shows that you can enjoy guilt-free! Join now and say goodbye to awkward family expectations.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	29	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

LoveCraftedMC

Affection, Bliss, butterflies in stomach, Commitment, Connection, deep connection, devotion, emotional bond, emotions, Happiness, Heartwarming, infatuation, Intimacy, joy, love, LoveCraftedMC, Passion, relationships, romance, soulmate, true love

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate love story between a player and their diamond pickaxe. Feel the rush of excitement as you mine together, conquer dungeons together, and build epic structures together. Who needs a significant other when you have a trusty pickaxe by your side? Love is in the pixels, baby!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

LebanonCraft Minecraft Server

breaking news, Conflict, Defense, general, international relations, Iran Guards, Iran-Israel Relations, Israel, Killed, lebanon, Lebanon-Israel relations, LebanonCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East politics, Military, military strike, Minecraft, News, SECURITY, Senior, Server, state media, strike

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no excitement? well then u gotta join our server! we got more action than a cat chasing a laser pointer!

imagine this: u log in and suddenly u r in the middle of a battle between giant chickens and evil creepers! but don’t worry, u got a diamond sword and a potion of invisibility to help u out!

oh and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond ur wildest dreams? all u gotta do is solve the riddle of the dancing llama to find it!

but wait, there’s more! we have a special event every friday where we all dress up as zombies and have a dance party in the nether! it’s so much fun, u won’t even remember why u were playing on those other lame servers!

so what r u waiting for? join us now and let the craziness begin! senior iran guards general killed in israel lebanon strike? pshh, that’s nothing compared to the epic battles u will experience on our server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	89	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

CraftyWarZone

Alliance, China, Conflict, CraftyWarzone, defense industry, Diplomacy, Evidence, Geopolitical, international relations, investigation, Media, Military, News, russia, sanctions, supply chain, the times, Ukraine, War, weapons, West

so like, u know how u always wanted to be a spy and uncover top secret stuff? well, this server is like that but in minecraft form. u can be a secret agent and uncover all the juicy gossip happening between countries. like, did u know that china was supplying weapons to russia for a war against ukraine? crazy, right? join our server and be a part of the action. uncover secrets, make alliances, and maybe even start a war of ur own. who knows what u might find out on this wild ride of a server. come join us and be a part of the chaos. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	6478
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	169	Rainbows Spotted:	10

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!