Crafting Chaos: Where Even ‘/b/’ Sucks Today

#messageboard, 4chan, ANONYMOUS, b.., boards, Chan, Chaos, Community, Crafting, discussion, forum, funny, internet, memes, ONLINE, Posts, Random, SUCKS, Threads, Today, trolling, web

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4708
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Mythical Swords Crafted:	84
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate escape from the mundane!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But that’s not all – we have a special feature where every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of singing villagers serenades you with “Baby Shark”!

So why waste your time on “/b/” when you could be having the time of your life on our server? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

TinyCraft – Spanish Indie 1.21.1

1.21.1, Bait, Chuubas, clean thread, Community, Corpos, discussion, ESmol, ESpanish, Favorite, Garbage, ignoring, Independent creators, indie, offtopic, Reporting, Small, Spanish, spanish language, Spanish-speaking, tinycraft, virtual youtubers, Vtubers

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	840
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Yo, bros and broettes, come join this epic Minecraft server where we talk about our fave Spanish-speaking smol indie vtubers! Like, forget about those big chuubas and corpos, they ain’t welcome here. We keep it real with the underground virtual YouTubers, ya feel me? So, if you wanna be part of the coolest community on the block, hit up this server and let’s chat about our vtuber obsessions together. Don’t let the haters bring us down, let’s keep this thread clean and ignore all the bait and offtopic garbage. Let’s show ’em how we do it in the virtual world!

GraveGamer Minecraft SMP

Afterlife, burial, cemetery, commemoration, death, epitaph, ETERNAL, Farewell, final wishes, GraveGamer, gravestone, Inscription, last words, Legacy, memorial, memorialization, Minecraft, mortality, Remembrance, resting place, smp, Tombstone, Tribute

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7478
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Buildings Constructed:	40
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	139
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	New Chunks Explored:	936492

Lol, ok so like, imagine this Minecraft server where we all just like, build stuff and blow stuff up and have epic battles with mobs and stuff. It’s like, the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in Minecraft, bro. And get this, if you die, you get to have a custom gravestone with a hilarious message on it. Like, mine would say “Here lies Bob, died trying to ride a pig off a cliff.” Haha, classic Bob, amirite? So yeah, if you wanna join this crazy fun server where anything goes and the only rule is to have a good time, then come on down and join us! We can’t wait to see what kind of shenanigans you’ll get up to.

PixelPrideCraft

Accomplishments.., Achievements, best work, Development, memorable experiences., Milestones, noteworthy milestones, personal achievements, personal growth, PixelPrideCraft, platform achievements, platform success, progress, proud accomplishments, proud achievements, proud moments, self improvement, self reflection, significant progress, standout moments, success stories

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1257
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	96	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	183
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Oh, let me tell you about the time I built a giant statue of a potato riding a llama on this server! It was a masterpiece, truly a work of art. And the best part? The llama was actually shooting lasers from its eyes. It was epic.

But that’s not all this server has to offer. We have a secret underground city filled with talking chickens who give out quests for diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond sword that can turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

So come join us on this wacky, wild, and downright weird Minecraft server. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even question your sanity. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

DoggoCraft Minecraft Server

accident, Airline Mishap, American Airlines, animal companion, Army Helicopter, aviation incident, canine companion, Delayed Departure, dog, DoggoCraft, Figure Skater, Flight Cancellation, flight disruption, Military Collision, Minecraft, missed flight, pet owner, Server, Transportation Troubles, Travel Delay, travel woes, unexpected circumstances, unforeseen events

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8199
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Enchantments Applied:	58	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3

so, like, imagine this: a figure skater, right, he like, misses his flight because his dog, like, ate his boarding pass or something, and then, BAM, that flight he missed, it like, collides with an army helicopter. crazy, right? well, that figure skater, he like, tells his story on our minecraft server, and you can, like, hear all about it while building epic castles and battling dragons. join now for the most insane stories and the best minecraft gameplay ever!

CraftyCreeperGriefers

anti-semitism, CraftyCreeperGriefers, Destruction, germany, hate crime, historical vandalism, History, Holocaust, Holocaust education, Holocaust remembrance, Jewish history, memorial, Memorial Defacement, memorial site, Monument, Nazi regime, Remembrance, Tragedy, vandalized, war memorial, world war II

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5319
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	3895	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Secret Passages Found:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5

Yo, so like, dis server is da bomb diggity, ya know? We got unicorns flyin’ around and rainin’ skittles, it’s cray cray! Plus, we got dis epic story where da Holocaust Memorial in Germany got vandalized… by a gang of evil chickens! Yeah, you heard me right, CHICKENS! So if you wanna join in on da wackiness and chaos, come on down to our server and let’s have a blast together! Peace out, homies!

TeaTime SMP

Builders, Characters, custom character creation, custom races, Datapacks, Discord, Events, Farmers, LGBTQ, Minecraft enjoyers, perfect server, Plugins, REDSTONERS, relaxed rules, shopping districts, smp, story line, Teatime, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelist

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	217
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

Version	1.21.4
Discord	https://discord.gg/qMjyJaQRhm

Tea Time SMP is a Minecraft server filled with game enhancing plugins and events for players to enjoy. The server is opening for the first time on 1/04/25, welcoming all kinds of players to join in the fun.

Server Specialty:

Fun and Engaging Datapacks
Fun and Engaging Plugins
9 Custom races to choose from
Shopping Districts
Unique and Engaging Events
An Intriguing storyline any player can join
Custom Character Creation

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I join the Tea Time SMP server?

To join the server, you can apply now on our Discord server at the provided link.

2. What types of players are you looking for?

We welcome all kinds of players, including redstoners, builders, farmers, and more.

3. Are donations required to play on the server?

Donations are not required, but those who choose to support the server can receive roleplay bonuses in-game.

4. Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?

Yes, we are LGBTQ+ friendly and welcome players aged 17 and above.

5. What makes Tea Time SMP unique?

We offer a variety of custom races to choose from, a shopping district, engaging events, an intriguing storyline, and custom character creation.

6. Are there voice chat requirements on the server?

We have proximity voice chat available, but players are not required to talk if they prefer not to.

7. Where can I find the server rules?

You can find the server rules on our Discord server for reference.

Eternal Quests 1.20.2

1.20.2, addiction, Boredom, coping, coping strategies, crawling out of my skin, Degenerate, degenerate topics, Discord, dull, esex addiction, ETERNAL, feeling, Help, meaningless, Mind, normal, normalfag, Quests, random people, sad, Suffering

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	479
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Emeralds Found:	7245	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Are you tired of being a normie loser with no friends? Do you crave the sweet release of degeneracy and chaos? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of boredom! We have a community of weirdos, misfits, and degenerates just like you, ready to talk about the most messed up stuff imaginable. Say goodbye to normalfag life and hello to a world of endless fun and insanity. Embrace the darkness and join us in our quest for eternal weirdness. Don’t be a boring loser, come join the madness today!

BloodyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Blood, BloodyCraft, Boyfriend, Communication, Confrontation, cramps, EMBARRASSMENT, Friends, menstruation, Minecraft, Nickname, Period, period accidents, period shame, period stigma, period talk, relationship, Server, shame, Shaming, SHEETS, Support

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3805
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Towns Built:	7
Villages Defended:	20	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Dragons Tamed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	100	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns! We promise you won’t experience any cramps here, but you might just end up with a red spot on your virtual sheets if you’re not careful. Our players are known for their creativity, humor, and ability to turn any situation into a hilarious meme.

Once you join, you’ll be welcomed with open arms and maybe even a silly nickname or two. Who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where everyone is encouraged to be their wackiest selves? So come on over and join the fun – just make sure to pack some extra virtual pads in case things get a little messy! Remember, in this world, anything can happen, so buckle up and get ready for a rollercoaster of laughs and good times.

CraftyCoupleRifts

Apology, Appearance, career panel, clarification, Communication, Conflict Resolution, constructive criticism, CraftyCoupleRifts, Empathy, fashion, high school, husband, judgment, Marriage, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, Reassurance, relationship, self esteem, Support, Wife

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3521
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Votes:	5012
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5118
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Towns Built:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel better about your fashion choices? Look no further than our server! We promise not to judge you based on your outfit, but only on how well you can build a pixelated castle. Join us for a fun and supportive community where we value creativity over couture. Plus, we have a special “Mismatched Monday” event where the wackiest outfit wins a prize! Don’t let your fashion faux pas hold you back, come join us and show off your building skills instead. Remember, in our world, blocks matter more than blazers!

ChildhoodNostalgia – Minecraft SMP

activities, Behavior, Carefree, childhood experiences, childhood habit, childhood joy, childhood memories, childhood past, childhood rituals, ChildhoodNostalgia, comfort, Familiar, habits, Innocence, Minecraft, Nostalgia, pastimes, playfulness, reminiscent, Reminiscing, Routine, Simplicity, smp, tradition

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5507
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Emeralds Found:	8742

LOL, okay so like this Minecraft SMP is like the best thing ever, you gotta join because we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest blocks and diamonds. And get this, we have a pet creeper named Bob who likes to blow up stuff for fun but he’s totally harmless, trust me.

Oh and did I mention we have a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server? Yeah, they wear tiny little top hats and monocles, it’s hilarious. Plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of slime blocks that will make you puke rainbows, it’s wild.

But the best part is our annual llama race where we all ride llamas dressed as pirates and race through obstacle courses, it’s a total blast. So if you wanna join in on the madness, come on over and let’s have a wacky time together!

MineCrafty Morning Routines

bedtime routine, cleanliness, daily routine, health benefits of showering, minecrafty, morning, morning person, morning routine, morning shower, morning shower benefits, night owl, night shower, night shower benefits, personal hygiene, Relaxation, Routines, self-care, shower habits, shower preferences, showering habits, sleep hygiene, wake up routine, wind down routine

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3987
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Void Gems Collected:	21
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	301	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us if you shower in the morning because our server is so hot, you’ll need to cool off with a refreshing waterfall plunge every time you log on. Plus, our pixelated pigs are known for their impeccable hygiene and love to join you in the shower for a sing-along!

But if you’re a night-time showerer, fear not! Our server is so full of surprises and mysteries that you’ll be up all night exploring and uncovering hidden treasures. And rumor has it, if you shower at midnight while playing on our server, you’ll be transported to a secret realm where creepers wear top hats and zombies dance the cha-cha.

So whether you’re a morning showerer or a night owl, our server is the place to be for non-stop laughs, adventure, and maybe even a little soap in the eyes (ouch!). Join us today and experience Minecraft like never before!

CraftyRight Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CDU party, chancellor, Coalition, conservative party, controversy, cooperation, CraftyRight, criticism, disagreement, far-right politics, German far-right, germany, Government, leadership, mainstream politics, Merkel, Minecraft, opposition, political party, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7777
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	3627
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	296	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	25

so, like, u know how u always wanted to play on a minecraft server that is like, totally wild and crazy? well, u gotta join this server, cuz it’s like, the most insane place ever!

u won’t believe the shenanigans that go down on this server. we got pigs flying, creepers doing the macarena, and villagers breakdancing in the streets. it’s a total party all the time!

plus, we got the best mods in town. like, seriously, these mods will blow ur mind. we got a mod that turns all the chickens into mini superheroes, and another mod that makes all the trees grow rainbow leaves. it’s like a psychedelic dream come true!

and don’t even get me started on the secret underground base we found. rumor has it, there’s a portal to a parallel universe down there. who knows what kind of crazy adventures await us on the other side?

so, if u wanna join a minecraft server that’s off the charts bonkers, then u gotta come hang with us. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the dancing skeletons – they’ve got some killer moves!

LevyLiberationCraft

abduction, Captivity, Conflict, Defense, gaza, Hamas, Hostage, idf, Israel, killing, LevyLiberationCraft, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Naama Levy, Oct 7, RETALIATION, security forces, Terrorism, Terrorist, violence, WARFARE

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8629
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we take down terrorists like it’s nobody’s business! we even have IDF soldiers playing with us, taking out bad guys left and right. one time, we saw a Hamas terrorist trying to drag poor Naama Levy to captivity, but we swooped in and saved the day! if you want non-stop action and excitement, join us now! who knows what crazy adventures await you on our server!

Crafty Science Quests

academic journals, academic publishing, collaboration, Crafty, data analysis, dissemination, evidence based, Healthcare, innovation, knowledge sharing, Medical research, peer review, public health, publish findings, Quests, research, scholarly communication, Science, Scientific community, scientific discovery, scientific integrity, Scientific progress

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7922
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	86	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4020	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15

hey u, yes u! r u tired of boring ol’ minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well, do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server in the universe (literally)! why should u join, u ask? well, lemme tell u a lil story.

once upon a time, there was a minecraft server where the pigs could talk, the creepers could dance, and the diamonds were endless. u could build ur own castle made entirely of cake, ride on a unicorn through fields of rainbows, and battle evil zombies with nothing but a rubber ducky. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a typical day on our server.

but wait, there’s more! not only do we have all the usual minecraft stuff like survival, creative, and minigames, but we also have a secret underground lab where u can conduct experiments on mutant chickens, create potions that turn u into a flying pig, and even discover the cure for zombie-ism. who needs real science when u have minecraft science, are we right?

so what are u waiting for? join us on the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky minecraft server out there. public health may be at risk, but who cares when u can ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies? come join us now and let the madness begin!

CMC

border, Choice, Civilization, cmc, collaboration, Community, DOMINANCE, End.., Exploration, Friends, functioning society, limited resources, Nether, Overworld, Players, renewable resources, Reset, semi anarchy, small world, social experiment, Survival, Wonders

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5042
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Void Gems Collected:	32	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	135.148.137.95:25612
VERSION	1.21.4
DISCORD	https://discord.gg/HPDzDfRASZ

SIMPLE RULES

No Hacks
No Spam
No Dupes

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I use hacks on the server?	No, hacks are not allowed according to the server rules.
Is spamming allowed?	No, spamming is not allowed on the server.
What happens if I duplicate items?	Duping items is against the rules and may result in consequences.
Is the world size limited?	Yes, the overworld, nether, and end are limited to 1000×1000 with a border at 500.
Are resources renewable in the world?	No, unrenewable resources lost are lost forever in the server world.