join dis cray cray minecraft server and get dat vitamin D fix u been needin! u know what dey say, a creeper a day keeps da doctor away! build urself a fortress made of calcium blocks and never worry bout fractures again!

we got da wildest adventures waitin for u, from fightin off skeleton armies to rescuin villagers from zombie attacks. u can even ride a pig into battle if u feelin extra bold.

but beware, dis server ain’t for da faint of heart. only da bravest survive in our world of blocky madness. so grab ur pickaxe and join us for some vitamin D-fueled fun!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 92/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated: 6 Epic Quests Completed: 13
Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Astral Projections Made: 2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Void Armor Forged: 11

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Blocky Bae Minecraft Server

    Blocky Bae Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of white women in America only settling for white men now that Trump won the election? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that drama! Join us and build your own virtual trad wife empire, where all the white women are larping as trad wives and settling for nonwhite men just to spice things up. Don’t miss out on the chance to create your own crazy love stories in our wacky Minecraft world!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 8 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 21
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 11 Royal Decrees Issued: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • I Want To Look Like This Minecraft SMP

    I Want To Look Like This Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being single because you don’t have a cute Minecraft skin? Join our SMP and transform into the most attractive blocky character you’ve ever seen! With our amazing custom skins, you’ll be turning heads left and right in no time. Who needs a cute girlfriend when you look this good in pixels? Join now and start your journey to pixelated love!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2
    Wyrmholes Dug: 9 Treasure Maps Found: 13
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 1
    Orbs of Power Found: 11 Love Letters Sent: 7
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 29

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • StepDadCashCut

    StepDadCashCut
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further, because on our server, we’ve got more family drama than you can shake a diamond sword at!

    Join now to experience the thrill of navigating complex family dynamics, just like the player who cut off their stepdaughter for getting married too young. Will you choose to support your virtual family or go rogue and strike out on your own?

    With weddings, financial struggles, and tough love decisions, this server is more intense than a creeper explosion. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride – because on our server, family drama is just the beginning!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Chimeras Created: 4 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Cursed Lands Purified: 9 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 42
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Farms Harvested: 925

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • MineCraftLove

    MineCraftLove
    Well, on our Minecraft server, the most important thing in a relationship is sharing your diamonds! Forget about flowers and chocolates, nothing says “I love you” like giving your partner a shiny new diamond pickaxe. And if things don’t work out, you can always use those diamonds to craft some epic armor and take them down in a PvP battle!

    Join our server for a chance to find your true Minecraft soulmate, or at least someone to help you mine for obsidian. Who needs Tinder when you have a whole virtual world to explore together? Plus, we have a secret underground love cave where players can go on romantic dates and watch the sunset over a pixelated ocean.

    So come join us and experience the love, drama, and diamond-filled adventures that await on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just find your blocky happily ever after!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Ether Blades Crafted: 4 Meteorite Armor Created: 10
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 24

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • CraftyCommiesMC

    CraftyCommiesMC
    Yo, fam, you gotta join this lit Minecraft server cuz we got North Korean forces teaming up with Russia inside Ukraine to create the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen! Imagine fighting alongside Kim Jong-un and Putin while building your own empire in the virtual world of Minecraft. Plus, we have secret underground bunkers filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 215 Undead Armies Raised: 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Towns Built: 5

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Shift Gear Phone-Free Drive

    Shift Gear Phone-Free Drive
    So, like, imagine a Minecraft server where you can drive vehicles, but with gear shifts! It’s like, totally insane, right? You gotta focus on shifting gears while driving, so you can’t be on your phone at the same time. It’s like a safety feature, but in Minecraft! Join our server for the most epic and chaotic driving experience ever. Plus, there’s, like, secret underground races and treasure hunts that only the most skilled drivers can find. So, like, why wait? Join now and shift into gear for the ride of your life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 7
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 16 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    Battle Standards Raised: 14 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • TotemMC

    TotemMC

    TotemMC – A fun and balanced Minecraft survival server packed with features for every type of player! Features:

    • Crates: Unlock epic rewards, from gear to rare items, through our voting and purchase crates. • mcMMO: Level up skills like mining, combat, and fishing with RPG-style progression. • Quests: Complete over 6,000 quests for rewards and keep the adventure going! • Jobs: Earn money by working as a miner, farmer, builder, and more. • Player Warps (Pwarps): Set up personal warps and share them with others. • No Griefing: Build safely with our GriefPrevention system. • Bank & Vaults: Securely store money and items for easy access. • Coinshop: Spend coins on perks like chat colors, glow effects, crate keys, and flight time.

    • IP: play.totemmc.com (Version 1.21.1) • Discord: https://discord.gg/BBc89VchQK Join TotemMC today for a survival experience like no other!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 24 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 87
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Zombie Dances: 8
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 15

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Pixelmon Portugal

    Pixelmon Portugal

    Pixelmon server with unique features, BattlePass, quests, and much more! Join our discord to start your pokemon adventure!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 13
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8677 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Animals Bred: 129
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Silvermons: Where Pixelmon meet Nonsense, Progression meet chaos and Endgame meet laughter! Join us for the weekly Llama races!

    Silvermons: Where Pixelmon meet Nonsense, Progression meet chaos and Endgame meet laughter! Join us for the weekly Llama races!
    Server Name Silvermons
    Server Type Pixelmon Reforged
    Server IP play.silvermons.com
    Version Minecraft 1.16.5
    Modpack The Pixelmon Modpack (Link)

    Overview:

    Silvermons is a non pay-to-win friendly community Pixelmon Reforged server with content for both casual and competitive players. The server has a custom level cap and rank progression system that includes our exclusive Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the formidable Champion’s Gauntlet. Beyond this progression system, the server has content for players of all interests. This includes our Weekly Tournaments with multiple formats, unique Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more!

    FAQ:

    Q: What is the server IP?

    A: The server IP is play.silvermons.com

    Q: What version of Minecraft is the server running?

    A: The server is running Pixelmon Reforged on Minecraft 1.16.5

    Q: What modpack is required to join the server?

    A: The server requires The Pixelmon Modpack. You can find it here

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 6 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 10 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Divine Scrolls Written: 23 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Chum Bud’s Minecraft Server

    Chum Bud’s Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t even cux the child? Well, look no further because on our server, you can cux all the children you want! Just kidding, please don’t cux the child. But seriously, our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious antics that will keep you laughing for hours. Join now and see why everyone is talking about our one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6490 Rune Stones Activated: 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 10 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Minecraft SMP – Fapping Together Thread

    Minecraft SMP – Fapping Together Thread
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we don’t just build houses and mine for diamonds, we also have a special Fapping Together Thread! That’s right, you can post lewds and talk about fappin’ and schlickin’ with your fellow players. And in our latest edition, we have a bar room breeding event where you can breed your animals in style!

    Join us for a wild and wacky time as we explore the depths of Minecraft while also exploring our own depths of…well, you know. Who needs boring old survival when you can have a server where anything goes? So come on in and join the fun, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your internet connection).

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 14
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Shadow Figures Spotted: 9
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • BlockyBootyBumpers

    BlockyBootyBumpers
    Come join our Minecraft server where you won’t have to worry about annoying moviegoers squishing your legs! On our server, you can spread your legs as wide as you want without anyone bothering you. We guarantee that no one will lean back on you or try to take up your space. Plus, we have virtual popcorn and soda for you to enjoy while you play. So come on over and experience the ultimate comfort and relaxation in our Minecraft world!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 15 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Void Gems Collected: 26 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 23
    Rainbows Spotted: 8 Runes Activated: 6

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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