join dis cray cray minecraft server and get dat vitamin D fix u been needin! u know what dey say, a creeper a day keeps da doctor away! build urself a fortress made of calcium blocks and never worry bout fractures again!

we got da wildest adventures waitin for u, from fightin off skeleton armies to rescuin villagers from zombie attacks. u can even ride a pig into battle if u feelin extra bold.

but beware, dis server ain’t for da faint of heart. only da bravest survive in our world of blocky madness. so grab ur pickaxe and join us for some vitamin D-fueled fun!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 105/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Zombie Dances: 3
Epic Shields Constructed: 35 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 27 Gryphons Tamed: 1
Shadow Figures Spotted: 7 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Blocky Bae Minecraft Server

    Blocky Bae Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of white women in America only settling for white men now that Trump won the election? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that drama! Join us and build your own virtual trad wife empire, where all the white women are larping as trad wives and settling for nonwhite men just to spice things up. Don’t miss out on the chance to create your own crazy love stories in our wacky Minecraft world!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 15 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Buildings Constructed: 5
    Emeralds Found: 7309 Cursed Amulets Found: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • I Want To Look Like This Minecraft SMP

    I Want To Look Like This Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being single because you don’t have a cute Minecraft skin? Join our SMP and transform into the most attractive blocky character you’ve ever seen! With our amazing custom skins, you’ll be turning heads left and right in no time. Who needs a cute girlfriend when you look this good in pixels? Join now and start your journey to pixelated love!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 9354
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 30 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 27
    Ether Blades Crafted: 20 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • StepDadCashCut

    StepDadCashCut
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further, because on our server, we’ve got more family drama than you can shake a diamond sword at!

    Join now to experience the thrill of navigating complex family dynamics, just like the player who cut off their stepdaughter for getting married too young. Will you choose to support your virtual family or go rogue and strike out on your own?

    With weddings, financial struggles, and tough love decisions, this server is more intense than a creeper explosion. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride – because on our server, family drama is just the beginning!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Potions Brewed: 185
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 8 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 1
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 22 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 45
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Alien Abductions: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • MineCraftLove

    MineCraftLove
    Well, on our Minecraft server, the most important thing in a relationship is sharing your diamonds! Forget about flowers and chocolates, nothing says “I love you” like giving your partner a shiny new diamond pickaxe. And if things don’t work out, you can always use those diamonds to craft some epic armor and take them down in a PvP battle!

    Join our server for a chance to find your true Minecraft soulmate, or at least someone to help you mine for obsidian. Who needs Tinder when you have a whole virtual world to explore together? Plus, we have a secret underground love cave where players can go on romantic dates and watch the sunset over a pixelated ocean.

    So come join us and experience the love, drama, and diamond-filled adventures that await on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just find your blocky happily ever after!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Treasure Maps Found: 11
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • CraftyCommiesMC

    CraftyCommiesMC
    Yo, fam, you gotta join this lit Minecraft server cuz we got North Korean forces teaming up with Russia inside Ukraine to create the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen! Imagine fighting alongside Kim Jong-un and Putin while building your own empire in the virtual world of Minecraft. Plus, we have secret underground bunkers filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 16 Haunted Chests Opened: 3
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 7 Wilderness Tamed: 9
    Demon Skulls Collected: 45 Villages Defended: 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 14

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Shift Gear Phone-Free Drive

    Shift Gear Phone-Free Drive
    So, like, imagine a Minecraft server where you can drive vehicles, but with gear shifts! It’s like, totally insane, right? You gotta focus on shifting gears while driving, so you can’t be on your phone at the same time. It’s like a safety feature, but in Minecraft! Join our server for the most epic and chaotic driving experience ever. Plus, there’s, like, secret underground races and treasure hunts that only the most skilled drivers can find. So, like, why wait? Join now and shift into gear for the ride of your life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Towns Built: 9 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 26
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • TotemMC

    TotemMC

    TotemMC – A fun and balanced Minecraft survival server packed with features for every type of player! Features:

    • Crates: Unlock epic rewards, from gear to rare items, through our voting and purchase crates. • mcMMO: Level up skills like mining, combat, and fishing with RPG-style progression. • Quests: Complete over 6,000 quests for rewards and keep the adventure going! • Jobs: Earn money by working as a miner, farmer, builder, and more. • Player Warps (Pwarps): Set up personal warps and share them with others. • No Griefing: Build safely with our GriefPrevention system. • Bank & Vaults: Securely store money and items for easy access. • Coinshop: Spend coins on perks like chat colors, glow effects, crate keys, and flight time.

    • IP: play.totemmc.com (Version 1.21.1) • Discord: https://discord.gg/BBc89VchQK Join TotemMC today for a survival experience like no other!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 4 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 6
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 27 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Shadow Figures Spotted: 10

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Pixelmon Portugal

    Pixelmon Portugal

    Pixelmon server with unique features, BattlePass, quests, and much more! Join our discord to start your pokemon adventure!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 33 Dragon Scales Harvested: 147
    Glorious Feasts Held: 19 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Silvermons: Where Pixelmon meet Nonsense, Progression meet chaos and Endgame meet laughter! Join us for the weekly Llama races!

    Silvermons: Where Pixelmon meet Nonsense, Progression meet chaos and Endgame meet laughter! Join us for the weekly Llama races!
    Server Name Silvermons
    Server Type Pixelmon Reforged
    Server IP play.silvermons.com
    Version Minecraft 1.16.5
    Modpack The Pixelmon Modpack (Link)

    Overview:

    Silvermons is a non pay-to-win friendly community Pixelmon Reforged server with content for both casual and competitive players. The server has a custom level cap and rank progression system that includes our exclusive Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the formidable Champion’s Gauntlet. Beyond this progression system, the server has content for players of all interests. This includes our Weekly Tournaments with multiple formats, unique Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more!

    FAQ:

    Q: What is the server IP?

    A: The server IP is play.silvermons.com

    Q: What version of Minecraft is the server running?

    A: The server is running Pixelmon Reforged on Minecraft 1.16.5

    Q: What modpack is required to join the server?

    A: The server requires The Pixelmon Modpack. You can find it here

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3
    Epic Shields Constructed: 21 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Herobrine Sightings: 6 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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