Crab > Metaphor Minecraft SMP

Another Crab’s Treasure, art direction, better written, bloodstream contamination, crab, environmental issues, gameplay, Graphic design, metaphor, microplastics, Minecraft, narrative depth, ocean conservation, ocean pollution, pollution awareness, preachy, serious themes, smp, storytelling, ui design, video games, vomit-like UI

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like finding a diamond block in a sea of dirt! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and unexpected twists.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has more drama than a soap opera. From secret alliances to epic battles, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Plus, we have a treasure hunt like no other – forget about diamonds, we’re talking about finding Another Crab’s Treasure!

And don’t even get us started on the gameplay. It’s so good, it’ll make you question reality. Plus, our art direction is top-notch – you won’t find any vomit-like UI here, unlike that other server, Metaphor.

But wait, there’s more! Did we mention the secret underground society of players who control the fate of the server? Or the legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword? Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

NoKidsMinecraftServer

career, children, Communication, Decision making, dreams, ENGAGEMENT, family, Fatherhood, future plans, high school sweethearts, household income, implantation bleeding, Kids, low-income, Marriage, Motherhood, NoKidsMinecraftServer, parenting, pregnancy scare, relationships, Support

Are you tired of real-life drama and looking for a place to escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Imagine this: you log on to our server and find yourself in a world where anything is possible. Build a castle, ride a pig, or even battle a dragon – the choice is yours! But wait, there’s more!

Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our exclusive “Implantation Bleeding Quest.” That’s right, we’ve got bleeding toilets, negative pregnancy tests, and emotional turmoil galore. Who needs real-life problems when you can have virtual ones on our server?

So come on, join us and let’s make some memories together. Who knows, you might even find yourself questioning your own life choices in the process. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft server today!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

TurkeyCraft DishDrama

brothers, Canadian Thanksgiving, city, Cooking, DishDrama, DISHES, EXCUSE, Expectations, family, flights, guests, Help, hot tub, Nephews, nieces, passive aggressive, Socialize, step-grandma, stupid reason, Thanksgiving, TurkeyCraft, youngest

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be the only one doing the dishes? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about being the only one expected to help out again. Our community is all about sharing the load, whether it’s fighting off creepers or washing dishes in the virtual world.

Plus, we have a special event every year where we reenact the Canadian Thanksgiving feast, complete with passive aggressive step-grandmas and bland food that you’ll have to pretend to enjoy. But hey, at least you won’t be the only one stuck doing the dishes afterwards!

So come join us for a hilarious and slightly dysfunctional Minecraft experience. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual hot tub to relax in while everyone else is stuck scrubbing plates. It’s a wild ride, but definitely worth it for the laughs and memories.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

KhmerEmpire

active community, Adventure, alliances, Anarchy, Battles, Conquer, Cross-Play, Custom Plugins, Earth, Earth Map, Economy, Empire, Explore, gameplay, Immersive, influence, KhmerEmpire, Kingdom Building, Minecraft, Players, Raiding, Server, Survival, Territories, Towny, Trade, world

Khmer Kingdom Empire is a unique Minecraft server featuring an earth map with kingdom-building gameplay. Join us to create your empire, conquer territories, and engage in epic battles with other players. Explore, trade, and form alliances as you expand your influence across the world. Experience immersive gameplay with custom plugins and an active community. Join the adventure today

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

The Not-So-Boring Cavern with PyroFishing and PyroFarming Dungeons Galore!

000+ Quests, 6 FREE Ranks, Art Map, Balanced Jobs System, Bedrock / Java Edition Crossplay, Blackmarket NPC, Cavern, Custom 3D Items, Dungeon Bosses, Dungeons, Dynmap, Galore, Keep Inventory, Marriages, NotSoBoring, Over 1, Player Markets, Player Warps, player-driven economy, Pyrofarming, Pyrofishing, Secure Trading, Slimefun, smp, Tamable Pets

Website	Discord	IP
thecavern.net	https://discord.com/invite/4GZm5MpDrt	mc.thecavern.net

Who are we?

The Cavern is a Survival Towny Survival server with the sole purpose of providing a fun and unique experience for players along side their friends. The Cavern has a hard emphasis on community, with the most welcoming players a server can possibly have. With balanced and free to obtain ranks, everyone is sure to have an amazing experience, and thanks to community feedback, we’re constantly improving the server!

Key Features

Slimefun (Modpack like experience)
Player Driven Economy
Keep Inventory
Dungeon Bosses
Custom Fishing
Art Map
Over 1,000+ Quests
Balanced Jobs System
Blackmarket NPC
Player Markets
Player Warps
mcMMO
Tamable Pets
6 FREE Ranks
Secure Trading
Dynmap
Custom 3D Items (Resourcepack Required)
Marriages
Bedrock / Java Edition Crossplay

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Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	9

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

I Want To Look Like This Minecraft SMP

confidence boost, cute gf, excuse myself, i want to look like this, Minecraft, personal appearance, relationship goals, self development, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-image, self-improvement journey, self-transformation, smp

Are you tired of being single because you don’t have a cute Minecraft skin? Join our SMP and transform into the most attractive blocky character you’ve ever seen! With our amazing custom skins, you’ll be turning heads left and right in no time. Who needs a cute girlfriend when you look this good in pixels? Join now and start your journey to pixelated love!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

StepDadCashCut

Boundaries, Car Insurance, cell phone bill, college, Communication, Decision making, ENGAGEMENT, family, financial aid, financial support, INDEPENDENCE, Marriage, nursing classes, out of state college, parenting, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, sophomore year, step-daughter, StepDadCashCut, Support

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further, because on our server, we’ve got more family drama than you can shake a diamond sword at!

Join now to experience the thrill of navigating complex family dynamics, just like the player who cut off their stepdaughter for getting married too young. Will you choose to support your virtual family or go rogue and strike out on your own?

With weddings, financial struggles, and tough love decisions, this server is more intense than a creeper explosion. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride – because on our server, family drama is just the beginning!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

MineCraftLove

appreciation, Commitment, Communication, compatibility, compromise, Connection, forgiveness, Honesty, Intimacy, love, loyalty, MinecraftLove, Partnership, patience, relationship, Respect, Support, teamwork, Trust, Understanding, Vulnerability

Well, on our Minecraft server, the most important thing in a relationship is sharing your diamonds! Forget about flowers and chocolates, nothing says “I love you” like giving your partner a shiny new diamond pickaxe. And if things don’t work out, you can always use those diamonds to craft some epic armor and take them down in a PvP battle!

Join our server for a chance to find your true Minecraft soulmate, or at least someone to help you mine for obsidian. Who needs Tinder when you have a whole virtual world to explore together? Plus, we have a secret underground love cave where players can go on romantic dates and watch the sunset over a pixelated ocean.

So come join us and experience the love, drama, and diamond-filled adventures that await on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just find your blocky happily ever after!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Villages Defended:	14
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

CraftyCommiesMC

aggression, Alliance, BACKING, Conflict, cooperation, CraftyCommiesMC, Diplomacy, forces, Geopolitical, international relations, intervention, Invasion, Kim Jong-un, Military, north korean, Officials, russia, sanctions, Support, Ukraine, world news

Yo, fam, you gotta join this lit Minecraft server cuz we got North Korean forces teaming up with Russia inside Ukraine to create the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen! Imagine fighting alongside Kim Jong-un and Putin while building your own empire in the virtual world of Minecraft. Plus, we have secret underground bunkers filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7788
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Shift Gear Phone-Free Drive

#Automotive, automatic transmission, Automobile (Industry), cell phones, distracted drivers, distracted driving, DRIVE, Driving, Gear, gear shifts, hands-free, manual transmission, mobile phones, PhoneFree, PHONES, regulations, road accidents, road safety, Safety, Shift, smartphone addiction, Technology, traffic laws, Vehicles

So, like, imagine a Minecraft server where you can drive vehicles, but with gear shifts! It’s like, totally insane, right? You gotta focus on shifting gears while driving, so you can’t be on your phone at the same time. It’s like a safety feature, but in Minecraft! Join our server for the most epic and chaotic driving experience ever. Plus, there’s, like, secret underground races and treasure hunts that only the most skilled drivers can find. So, like, why wait? Join now and shift into gear for the ride of your life!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Zombie Dances:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

TotemMC

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Crates RPG Quests Jobs Player Warps GriefPrevention Bank Vaults Coinshop Skills Mining Combat Fishing Money Items Perks Chat colors Glow effects Flight time

TotemMC – A fun and balanced Minecraft survival server packed with features for every type of player! Features:

• Crates: Unlock epic rewards, from gear to rare items, through our voting and purchase crates. • mcMMO: Level up skills like mining, combat, and fishing with RPG-style progression. • Quests: Complete over 6,000 quests for rewards and keep the adventure going! • Jobs: Earn money by working as a miner, farmer, builder, and more. • Player Warps (Pwarps): Set up personal warps and share them with others. • No Griefing: Build safely with our GriefPrevention system. • Bank & Vaults: Securely store money and items for easy access. • Coinshop: Spend coins on perks like chat colors, glow effects, crate keys, and flight time.

• IP: play.totemmc.com (Version 1.21.1) • Discord: https://discord.gg/BBc89VchQK Join TotemMC today for a survival experience like no other!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Pixelmon Portugal

Adventure, battlepass, Discord, Minecraft, Pixelmon, pokemon, portugal, Quests

Pixelmon server with unique features, BattlePass, quests, and much more! Join our discord to start your pokemon adventure!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	48	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Crops Grown:	9784

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Runes Activated:	5

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Divine Spears Created:	16