Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server where you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content without worrying about catcalling or unwanted attention.

Our server is so inclusive that even the creepers are respectful of personal boundaries. No need to cover up in 40-degree heat here, unless you want to protect yourself from the scorching sun!

Join us and experience a virtual world where you can be yourself without fear of judgment or harassment. Plus, if you happen to glow like the Cullens, we’ll celebrate your uniqueness instead of making inappropriate comments.

So come on over to our server and leave the drama behind. Build your dream world and make friends with fellow players who appreciate you for who you are. And remember, in our Minecraft world, everyone is a winner – no need to worry about being the asshole!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 110/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 4407
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10 Dragon Scales Harvested: 110
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2
Enchanted Armories Found: 9 Magic Crystals Found: 16
Crystal Caves Mapped: 9 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Erm… Wow Anon Minecraft Server

    Erm… Wow Anon Minecraft Server
    “Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Looking for a server that will blindside you with excitement? Look no further than our server! Join us for a chance to find love like anon did on their blind date. Who knows, you might just meet your future Minecraft partner and start a pixelated family together. Don’t miss out on the chance to create some blocky romance and build a future with us!”

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5 Chimeras Created: 2
    Magic Crystals Found: 24 Villages Defended: 8
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Epic Quests Completed: 26
    Farms Harvested: 375 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Hungry Gamer Minecraft SMP

    Hungry Gamer Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of getting crumbs in your keyboard every time you munch on some snacks while playing Minecraft? Well, fear no more because on our server, we have a strict no-eating-at-your-computer policy! That’s right, no more greasy fingers on your mouse or sticky keys on your keyboard. Join us for a clean and crumb-free gaming experience like no other!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Potato King, who rules over the land with an iron fist…made of potatoes. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a potato-themed battle, you will be granted unlimited potatoes for life! Who wouldn’t want that kind of power in their virtual hands?

    So come join us on our server, where the snacks are off-limits and the potatoes are plentiful. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Crops Grown: 3194 Secret Passages Found: 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 16 Orbs of Power Found: 3
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 5743
    Animals Bred: 11 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • PixelKindness

    PixelKindness
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining the same old diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the pigs fly, the creepers dance, and the villagers are actually secret agents in disguise!

    But that’s not all – on our server, every time you perform a small act of kindness, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes! Want a diamond sword that shoots fireballs? Done. Want a pet dragon that can do your homework for you? You got it. Want a never-ending supply of cake? Well, that one’s a bit trickier, but we’ll see what we can do.

    So come join us on our server and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright bizarre Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even make friends with a talking cow or discover a secret portal to a dimension made entirely of cheese. The possibilities are endless – and totally ridiculous.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Fairy Circles Danced In: 12
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8 Magical Moments Shared: 22
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 16 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Enchantments Applied: 244
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • FunkyBlockz – Where Fraudulent Elections Are Just a Myth

    FunkyBlockz – Where Fraudulent Elections Are Just a Myth
    join our epic minecraft server, where we have more drama than a trump tweetstorm! come experience the thrill of electoral fraud…in minecraft! watch as players try to rig the virtual election, only to have their plans foiled by sneaky opponents.

    our server is so wild, it will make you question reality. who needs real politics when you can have fake politics in a blocky world? come join us and see if you can become the ultimate minecraft politician.

    don’t worry about voter turnout, we promise it will be higher than ever as players scramble to cast their virtual ballots. forget about real life drama, come join us for some virtual chaos.

    so what are you waiting for? join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. who needs real life when you can have minecraft politics?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 20
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Magic Wands Crafted: 9 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Falling into the Void: 3
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • GLACIO – ANARCHY Minecraft server

    GLACIO – ANARCHY Minecraft server

    Server anarchy minecraft

    Version: 1.16.5 – 1.21.1

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 18 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 1755
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • /Mouse/ – Ironmouse General Minecraft Server

    /Mouse/ – Ironmouse General Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the Cutie Patootie Edition of our Minecraft server! Join us at /mouse/ – Ironmouse General for a wild ride filled with craziness and fun!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! First of all, rumor has it that Ironmouse herself is chilling in our server, ready to play some Minecraft with you. Can you imagine building a castle with Ironmouse by your side? Epic!

    But that’s not all! We have exclusive access to a secret dimension filled with flying pigs and dancing llamas. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it before. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a diamond-encrusted potato that grants you unlimited powers in the game. It’s like finding a unicorn in a haystack!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and let the madness begin. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking creeper or ride a rainbow unicorn into battle. The possibilities are endless on /mouse/ – Ironmouse General!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Divine Spears Created: 14 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Stay Awake Minecraft SMP Enter Mode

    Stay Awake Minecraft SMP Enter Mode
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, on our server, if you stay awake long enough, you can enter a new mode of being! That’s right, you’ll transcend into a Minecraft god and have powers beyond your wildest dreams. Want to shoot fireballs from your hands? Done. Want to ride a dragon into battle? No problem. Want to turn your enemies into chickens? Easy peasy.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Find and tame this majestic bird to become the richest player on the server.

    Join us now and embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. Just remember to stock up on coffee and energy drinks, because you’ll need to stay awake for a loooong time to unlock the full potential of our server. See you there, sleepyheads!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8
    Epic Shields Constructed: 31 Enchanted Forests Planted: 12
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Divine Spears Created: 17 Love Letters Sent: 15

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • TeenAdvantageMinecraftSMP

    TeenAdvantageMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of being a Minecraft noob? Do you wish you had the secret knowledge to dominate the game like a pro? Well, look no further because our SMP server is here to give you the advantage you never knew you needed!

    Join our server and discover the hidden secrets of Minecraft that will make you the envy of all your friends. From finding diamond ore in every block you mine to taming a pet dragon that will protect you from creepers, the possibilities are endless.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a buried treasure chest filled with rare items and enchanted gear. Will you be the one to uncover its riches and become the ultimate Minecraft master?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP server now and start your journey to becoming the most legendary player in all of Minecraft history!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Wyrmholes Dug: 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 25 Glorious Feasts Held: 9

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • CheeseburgerCraft

    CheeseburgerCraft
    Are you tired of boring old servers where the only cheat meal you can have is a sad salad? Well, look no further because on our server, we serve up a buffet of fast food cheat meals that will make your taste buds dance with joy! From towering burgers to cheesy pizzas, we’ve got it all!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Nugget Mountain, where you can mine for nuggets of gold (literally) to become the richest player in the land. And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a dive into the Milkshake Ocean and swim with the friendly Creeper fish!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and indulge in the most delicious and outrageous Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, your diet won’t stand a chance against our cheat meal paradise!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 Towns Built: 4
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • EmoCraft: No Care Taking

    EmoCraft: No Care Taking
    so, like, u need a place to let out all ur emotions, right? well, this server is the perfect place for u! we got crazy builds that will make u laugh, cry, and maybe even pee ur pants a little. join us and let all ur emotions out in the most epic way possible. plus, we have a secret therapy room where u can scream into the void and no one will judge u. come join us and let it all out, baby!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Void Gems Collected: 34 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Latina Queen Minecraft Server

    Latina Queen Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, for starters, our owner is a sassy Latina who will keep you on your toes with her fiery personality and love for building epic structures.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own llama mafia. They will trade you rare items in exchange for protection from the evil sheep gang that roams the land.

    If you’re lucky, you may even stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken so rare and valuable that it lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. Just be careful, though, because the Chicken Mafia is always on the lookout to steal it for themselves.

    So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llama mafia). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 337
    Glorious Feasts Held: 16 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5
    Towns Built: 10 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 8

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Nope, Minecraft SMP – Guys Do NOT Play The New Full Dive VR Mystery Dungeon Game

    Nope, Minecraft SMP – Guys Do NOT Play The New Full Dive VR Mystery Dungeon Game
    Hey there gamers, are you tired of getting trapped in virtual worlds with no way out? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the logout button actually works (most of the time) and our admins are only slightly corrupt.

    We’ve got a wild community of players who have survived the most insane mods you can imagine. From exploding chickens to flying creepers, you never know what kind of chaos you’ll encounter. But hey, at least you won’t be stuck in a VR mystery dungeon with no way out, right?

    So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just make sure to watch out for those sneaky admins and their shenanigans. Trust us, it’s worth it for the laughs.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9 Whispering Caves Entered: 6
    Buildings Constructed: 14 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • NoobsDontDigStraightDown Minecraft SMP

    NoobsDontDigStraightDown Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of explaining to people why you haven’t joined the most epic Minecraft SMP server yet? Well, let me tell you, this server is so lit that even Herobrine himself is jealous! We have diamond rain falling from the sky, creeper fireworks every night, and a secret underground base where Notch himself hangs out and crafts golden apples for all the players. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride of a server! Join now before the Ender Dragon steals all the fun!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • MinecraftAfterDark

    MinecraftAfterDark
    Are you tired of boring, family-friendly Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the wildest, craziest, and most NSFW Minecraft experience you’ll ever have! Join us for a chance to build giant phallic structures, engage in epic battles with pixelated nudity, and explore a world where the only limit is your dirty imagination. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let your inner adult humor run wild!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 8 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7
    Crops Grown: 2493 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 9

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • LithuanianCraft: SocialDemSlay90%

    LithuanianCraft: SocialDemSlay90%
    so, like, have you heard about this epic minecraft server where the social democrats are taking over Lithuania? like, they have 90% of the votes counted and they are totally dominating the game. come join us and be part of this crazy political revolution in the minecraft world. who knew politics could be so lit in a blocky world? come build your own political party and see if you can overthrow the social democrats. it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro. join now and let’s see who will be the ultimate ruler of this minecraft server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 89
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 4 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Mines Excavated: 3478 Buildings Constructed: 41

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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