CousinCraft Minecraft Server

5 kids, abortion, Abuse, adoption, AITAH, babysit, condoms, CousinCraft, custody, deadbeat father, DEBT, dependents, family member, Hungry, hypocritical, judgmental, loaning money, Minecraft, Server, single mother, Stability, utility shut off, Vacations

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is more intense than a soap opera! Join us and experience the wild adventures of a player who is torn between helping their struggling cousin and setting boundaries.

Witness the epic saga of a single mother of five, who refuses to use condoms and keeps having babies with the same deadbeat father. Will she ever pay back the $700 debt she owes, or will she continue to take luxurious vacations instead?

But wait, there’s more! Watch as our player debates whether to take custody of the kids to give them stability, all while wondering if they are being too judgmental or hypocritical. Will they end up buying food for the hungry children or letting them sleep in a cold house without utilities?

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable decisions, and family drama that will leave you questioning your own morals. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	26	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Endlessly SMP: Where Villagers Are the Real MVPs! 1.18-1.21.1

1.181.21.1, Builds, Challenges, common sense, Community, Discord, endlessly, Environment, Events, family friendly, Farms, landscapes, multiplayer, MVPS, Plugins, Property, real, regulations, rules, scam, smp, Survival, Trade, Veteran, villagers, wealth

Eternity SMP [SMP]

Server Address	eternitysmp.net
Version	1.18 – 1.21.1

About Us:

Eternity SMP offers a classic survival multiplayer experience spanning multiple Minecraft versions. We focus on providing a simple yet engaging Minecraft experience while supporting multiple game versions.

Features:

Multi-Version Support: Play on versions 1.18 through 1.21.1
Enhanced Vanilla Gameplay: Carefully selected plugins to improve your experience
Community-Focused: Active and helpful player base
Regular Events: Participate in server-wide challenges
Player Economy: Engage in trade and build your wealth
Land Claims: Protect your builds
Teams: Collaborate with other players

Server Rules:

Respect others’ builds and property
No griefing, stealing, or unauthorized PvP
Build 500+ blocks from spawn
Preserve landscapes; repair creeper damage
Optimize farms for server performance
PvP only in designated areas
Keep builds and behavior family-friendly
No exploits or unauthorized mods
Follow item/mob farm regulations
Help new players; don’t scam
Use common sense

Join Our Community:

We invite you to become part of our growing family of players. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or new to the game, Eternity SMP offers a welcoming environment for all.

Discord: discord.gg/wKPEjWNFHQ

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9863	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Elemental Crystals Collected:	98	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Void Gems Collected:	25

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Anon’s Cumming Minecraft Server

Anon, Anons, cu, Cum, Cumming, cumminganon, gonna cum, I’M, long tail tags, Minecraft, Server

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a herd of sleeping sheep? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll be cumming with excitement! Join us for the most insane adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft – from riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of Steve wearing a tutu. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist cumming back for more! So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready to cum your way to victory!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Runes Activated:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Mom told me to kill myself award Minecraft SMP

advice, award, Communication, compassion, counseling, encouragement, family, intervention, kill, kill myself, long tail, love, mental health, Minecraft, mom, self harm, smp, SUICIDE, Support, tags, Therapy, told, told me, Understanding

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is giving out the “Mom told me to kill myself award” to the player who dies the most ridiculous deaths! Whether you accidentally jump into a pit of lava or get blown up by a creeper while trying to tame a chicken, we want to see it all!

Join our server for a chance to win this prestigious award and bragging rights among your friends. Who needs diamonds when you can have the satisfaction of knowing your deaths were so epic that even your own mom would be impressed? So come on, join us and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

RebelRecruitMC Server

allegations, Canada, Conspiracy, controversy, Corruption, Employee, fake news, Former Rebel News, Journalism, Media, News, Politics, Propaganda, REBEL MEDIA, RebelRecruitMC, recruited, rt, russia, scandal, Server, SUPREME COURT, Whistleblower

So, like, this server is like, totally wild, man. It’s like, the place where former rebel news employees go to spill all the tea about being recruited by Russia. Can you believe it? Russia, man! And get this, the same day Canada’s Supreme Court called Rebel “fake news.” Like, what even is reality anymore, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! Join this server and you’ll get to uncover all the juicy secrets about shady government dealings and uncover hidden conspiracies. It’s like being a detective, but in Minecraft. Plus, there’s a secret underground bunker where you can plan your next move against the powers that be.

So, like, if you’re into drama, intrigue, and uncovering the truth, then this server is totally the place for you. Join now and become part of the craziest conspiracy theory Minecraft server ever. You won’t regret it, man. Trust me.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Farms Harvested:	177
Gods Slained:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Zelenskyy’s Peaceful Craft

ceasefire agreement, Conflict Resolution, Craft, definitive end to war, diplomatic breakthrough, diplomatic efforts., diplomatic summit, global peace, international diplomacy, international relations, peace agreement, peace declaration, peace negotiations, peace process, peace talks, peace treaty, Peaceful, Second Peace Summit, war cessation, war ending, war resolution, zelenskyy, Zelenskyys

lol imagine if we had a minecraft server where all the wars in the world could be solved with blocks and pickaxes. like zelenskyy could just hop on and be like “hey guys, let’s build a peace summit instead of fighting” and everyone would be like “yeah bro, let’s do it!”

join our server and be a part of the second peace summit that could mark the definitive end to all wars. who needs nukes when you have TNT cannons and diamond swords, amirite? come build with us and make the world a better place, one block at a time. plus, you might even get to meet zelenskyy himself in our virtual world. wouldn’t that be wild?

so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s bring peace to minecraft, one creeper explosion at a time!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Mines Excavated:	2818	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

CowTopia

Survival, Vanilla

Semi-vanilla survival server built from the ground up with custom plugins written from scratch. Features advanced, factions-like claiming mechanics while maintaining coziness

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Magic Items Found:	2887
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Get ready to RULE the land of AURELIA with your pixelated swords! No peasants allowed! #MinecraftMadness

Abilities, Adventure, Alliance, Allowed, aurelia, Biomes, Builder, Character, Community, Contribution, Discord, Explorer, Immersive, Kingdoms, Land, landscapes, Minecraft, MinecraftMadness, Other, Peasants, pixelated, Ready, rule, Skills, smp, Structures, Swords, TOWN, warrior, Whitelisted

Welcome to Aurelia Minecraft SMP

Overview
Welcome to Aurelia, a kingdom-building Minecraft SMP where creativity, strategy, and camaraderie come together. Whether you seek to forge new friendships, build thriving towns, or engage in thrilling battles, Aurelia offers an experience tailored for mature, thoughtful players. Dive into a world where your choices shape the outcome and your journey is shared with a vibrant, like-minded community.
Towny – Craft and manage your own town, develop strong alliances, and grow a prosperous community that stands the test of time.
MCMMO – Hone your skills and unlock specialized abilities as you develop your character’s unique strengths. Enhanced
World Generation – Explore a stunningly customized world, complete with breath-taking landscapes, hidden biomes, and unique structures that inspire adventure.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join Aurelia?	You can join Aurelia by connecting to the server IP provided and following any additional instructions.
Is Aurelia suitable for all ages?	Aurelia is tailored for mature, thoughtful players. While players of all ages are welcome, it is recommended for older players.
Can I create my own town in Aurelia?	Yes, you can craft and manage your own town in Aurelia using the Towny plugin.
Are there specialized abilities in Aurelia?	Yes, you can hone your skills and unlock specialized abilities through the MCMMO plugin.
Is there a Discord server for Aurelia?	Yes, you can join the Aurelia Discord server using the provided link: https://discord.gg/aurelia

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Crops Grown:	3431
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Farms Harvested:	148	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Tales of the Craft Minecraft Server

25th anniversary, 271149074, 271185215, 271219294, Craft, Five days remain, Minecraft, Server, Tales, Ten Storytime, Two-player mahjong, Volume 10, Volume 11, Volume 12, Volume 13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us as we countdown to the 25th anniversary with daily events and challenges that will blow your mind. Want to take a break from building and mining? How about a thrilling game of two-player mahjong with your fellow players? Trust us, you’ve never experienced mahjong like this before!

And if you’re a fan of manga, you’re in luck because we have exclusive access to Volume 10, 11, and 12 before they’re even released to the public! Dive into the world of epic adventures and jaw-dropping plot twists that will keep you on the edge of your seat.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even uncover hidden secrets and treasures that will make your jaw drop!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky

adult chat, arousal, BDSM, dft, dirty talk, Discord, Domination, FANTASY, fantasy fulfillment, Fappy, fappy talky, fetish talk, fetishes, jerk off, kink, late night snack run, Minecraft, naughty chat, NSFW, Pleasure, Roleplay, sexual exploration, smp, Submission, taboo, Talky

Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – /dft/! Join us for a wild ride filled with talking about your weirdest fetishes, posting tags that will make you blush, and of course, jerking off with your fellow players.

In our latest edition, we’re hosting a late-night snack run where players can compete to see who can gather the most bizarre snacks from the virtual world. Will you find the elusive pickled pig’s feet or the legendary chocolate-covered crickets? Only time will tell in this wacky adventure.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret dungeon hidden deep within the server, filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim the riches for yourself?

So why wait? Join /dft/ today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Dragons Tamed:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	12

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

ToiletTroubleMC

Accommodation, Boundaries, bowel issues, Communication, compromise, Crohn’s disease, dramatic, family, flare up, health, Hotel, INCONVENIENCE, maintenance, mother-in-law, plumber, quality of life, Repair, TOILET, ToiletTroubleMC, Understanding

Are you tired of dealing with crappy situations like a broken toilet that won’t flush? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the real world where you have to deal with MIL’s broken toilet and instead, embark on epic adventures in a blocky world.

On our server, you can build your own luxurious bathroom with golden toilets that never clog! No more buckets of water needed to flush down your problems. And forget about canceling trips or missing work due to flare-ups, because in our world, you’ll be too busy slaying dragons and mining diamonds to even think about your bowels.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to drama and hello to endless fun! Plus, rumor has it that our virtual plumbers are the best in town and they accept payment in diamonds. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and flush away your troubles!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	3091	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

PixelBodyMakeover

body acceptance, body changes, body confidence, body dissatisfaction, body dysmorphia, body enhancements, body ideals, body image, body insecurities, body modifications, body positivity, body standards, Body transformation, cosmetic surgery, fitness goals, personal growth, physical appearance, PixelBodyMakeover, self improvement, self-acceptance, weight loss

Are you tired of being stuck with the same old boring body in real life? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can transform your body into anything you want! Want to have wings and fly like a majestic bird? Done! Want to have tentacles and be the ultimate underwater creature? Easy peasy! Join our server and let your wildest body transformation dreams come true! Who needs plastic surgery when you have Minecraft magic at your fingertips? Join now and become the most fabulous and fantastical creature in the blocky world!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

GammaMc

Adventure, building, Community, Creative, Decade, Experience, Factions, gameplay, Gaming, Gaming Community, Legendary, LifeSteal, Minecraft, multiplayer, Network, online gaming, Passionate players, Server, Skyblock, Survival, top tier

1.8x – 1.21.xGammaMc: Celebrating over a decade of top-tier gameplay! Dive into our legendary network with popular game modes like SURVIVAL, SKYBLOCK, FACTIONS, and more. Join our thriving community of passionate players and experience the best in gaming with GammaMc!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Towns Built:	6
Void Armor Forged:	24	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	392
Love Letters Sent:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

STWForALL

Beta, Cross-Play, Minecraft, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Realm, STWForALL, Survival

Not yet, but soon the Future of Minecraft! We are currently in Beta which means you shouldn’t expect too much! You can play Survival, Prison and even create your own Realm! There’s more to come and it’s going to be a great Minecraft Server!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Alien Abductions:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Kiwii Fuvkkkk Minecraft Server

Fuvkkkk, Kiwii, kiwii fuvkkkk, long tail tags, Minecraft, Server

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than Kiwii Fuvkkkk! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined Kiwii Fuvkkkk and discovered a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the treasure chest was guarded by a pack of dancing llamas wearing top hats! Only those with the best dance moves could access the loot!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cavern. Hold on tight and try not to scream as you zoom past flaming zombies and exploding creepers!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our exclusive boss battle against a giant chicken with laser eyes. Yes, you read that right – a giant chicken with laser eyes! Defeat it and earn the title of Chicken Slayer, revered by all on the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join Kiwii Fuvkkkk today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Villages Defended:	18
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Beautiful Minecraft SMP Lady

Admiration, Alluring, angelic, attractive, Beautiful, beauty, Breathtaking, Captivating, charming, compliments, Divine, Elegant, Enchanting, Exquisite, Gorgeous, lady, Lovely, Minecraft, PRETTY, radiant, smp, STRIKING, Stunning

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a diamond in the rough – shiny, rare, and totally worth mining for!

Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, cows do the moonwalk, and creepers throw surprise parties instead of exploding. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby!

But that’s not all – our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end. From a chicken who thinks it’s a ninja to a villager who speaks only in Shakespearean insults, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension where llamas rule the land and diamonds grow on trees. The possibilities are endless on our wacky Minecraft SMP!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!