Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is left at the door and the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic castle in all the land!

Join us and escape the madness of real life, where grandmas try to sabotage weddings and cousins bite people at the arcade. On our server, you can create your own world where crazy relatives can’t ruin your fun.

Forget about choosing between “real” cousins and “fake” cousins – on our server, everyone is family and we all work together to create amazing builds and have a great time.

So come on over and join us, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to use next! No need to worry about being called disrespectful or unfillial here – just let your creativity run wild and have a blast!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 103/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
Dragon Eggs Found: 9103 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Soul Swords Wielded: 2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • UNIFILCraft Minecraft Server

    UNIFILCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, we got unicorns flying around and shooting rainbows at creepers. it’s, like, totally insane, dude.

    and, like, the other day, we had this epic battle between a giant chicken and a horde of zombie pigs. it was, like, so intense, man. you gotta see it to believe it.

    oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold? yeah, it’s like a treasure hunt every day on this server.

    so, like, come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 16 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • RenewableCraft: India200GW

    RenewableCraft: India200GW
    come join our epic minecraft server where the renewable energy capacity hits 200 GW milestone, that’s like, a LOT of power, dude. we got solar panels and wind turbines everywhere, it’s like playing in a futuristic eco-friendly world. plus, our players are so chill, they’re like the avatars of mother nature herself. join us and be part of the green revolution, man. let’s save the planet one block at a time!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 12 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 28
    Crops Grown: 8873 Immortal Potions Brewed: 14
    Epic Shields Constructed: 15 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Gods Slained: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Iboga Dance Party Server

    Iboga Dance Party Server
    Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! Do you wanna join a server that’s so lit, it’ll make your brain explode with joy? Well, lemme tell ya about this one server where we be microdosing Iboga for Parkinsons! Yeah, you heard me right! We got players going from suicidal and bed bound to dancing and living a normal life! And guess what? We even got interviews at the 42 minute mark! Can you believe it? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Let’s get this party started, woohoo!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Dragons Tamed: 7 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • eusurvival

    eusurvival

    EU Survival is a no-hack Semi-Anarchy Minecraft server with Crystal PvP. It is a Java-only server and supports all MC versions between 1.19 and 1.20.4. The server is very vanilla-like, and it also has vote rewards! Experience it for yourself by joining EU Survival today!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 13 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 21
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 26
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 13 Mythical Quests Completed: 22

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • The Sandcastle

    The Sandcastle

    The Sandcastle is a team-based, objective-based KitPvP server similar to Team Fortress 2’s Medieval Mode.

    The 5 base classes are Fighter, Archer, Crusader, Ranger, and Engineer, with more to come.

    Capture points, kill players, and defend chokepoints to win!

    We are just starting out, so sessions will be organized on the Discord server.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 5 Immortal Potions Brewed: 14
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Battle Standards Raised: 10 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4
    Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • No. 691902298 Minecraft Server

    No. 691902298 Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most ridiculous one out there!

    Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a rainbow-colored cave filled with dancing creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

    But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato, rumored to grant wishes and make your wildest dreams come true.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 57 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Falling into the Void: 0
    Glorious Feasts Held: 7 Mythical Quests Completed: 11

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • ”You’ll own nothing, Minecraft SMP”

    ”You’ll own nothing, Minecraft SMP”
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to be part of a community where you’ll own absolutely nothing, but somehow still be happy about it.

    Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the time our players tried to build a giant statue of a potato, but it ended up looking like a deranged chicken instead. Or how about the time we had a “fashion show” where everyone showed up wearing nothing but pumpkin heads?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Llama Liberation Front,” a group of players dedicated to freeing all the llamas from their oppressive owners. And don’t even get me started on the Great Sheep Uprising of ’21, where the sheep in our world revolted against their human overlords and demanded equal rights.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and ridiculous, come join us! Just remember, you’ll own nothing, but you’ll be happy about it.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9 Magic Wands Crafted: 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 7
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • EZbuildsMinecraft SMP

    EZbuildsMinecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe and builds the same old dirt houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up spawn too many times).

    Imagine a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers ride pigs into battle, and the villagers have formed their own government. Yes, things get pretty crazy on our server, but that’s what makes it so much fun!

    But beware, not everyone can handle the chaos of our server. Only the bravest and most daring players can survive the madness and come out on top. So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our insane Minecraft SMP, then come on and join us!

    Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server and have all the other players bowing down to you in awe. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 58 Enchanted Armories Found: 7
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 6
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • PuppyPitStop – Home is where the blocks are

    PuppyPitStop – Home is where the blocks are
    Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and need a break? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing you have to worry about is building the perfect doghouse for your virtual puppy!

    Imagine this: you log on to the server and find out that your virtual wife has run off with all her belongings, leaving you with just a puppy. But fear not, because on our server, you can tame wild wolves to create your own loyal pack of furry friends to keep you company.

    So why waste time dealing with real-life relationship drama when you can escape to a world where the only thing that matters is expanding your virtual pet collection? Join us now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft pet owner!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Emeralds Found: 8326 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Epic Quests Completed: 12 Vanishing Items Found: 3
    Rainbows Spotted: 8 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 11 Void Armor Forged: 18

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Germans Are Cool Minecraft Server

    Germans Are Cool Minecraft Server
    Oh boy, do we have a server for you! Our Minecraft server is like a virtual Oktoberfest, but with creepers instead of beer. Join us for some epic building battles, where you can show off your engineering skills and outsmart your opponents with your strategic thinking. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds guarded by a squad of lederhosen-wearing zombies. So if you’re ready to embrace your inner German engineer and conquer the virtual world, come join us on our server! Prost! 🍻🇩🇪

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 117 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 10
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • ”>be me Minecraft SMP”

    ”>be me Minecraft SMP”
    > join our Minecraft SMP and escape the cruel realities of life where even god is trolling you by giving you a 4 inch dick. On our server, size doesn’t matter because we measure success in blocks mined and mobs slain! Plus, with your handsome face and full head of hair, you’ll fit right in with our community of pixelated adventurers. So come on, don’t let a small setback hold you back from joining the most epic Minecraft journey of your life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 9 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 28
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 9 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • PranksterSisGone Minecraft Server

    PranksterSisGone Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of living with a prankster sister who takes things way too far? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life! No more waking up to water being poured on you or finding your belongings rearranged. On our server, the only thing on fire will be your creativity as you build and explore to your heart’s content.

    Say goodbye to false accusations and police visits – on our server, the only crime is not having enough fun! And don’t worry about leaving your sister high and dry, because on our server, the only thing getting soaked is the ground after a rainstorm. Join now and leave the drama behind – because in Minecraft, the only thing you need to worry about is crafting the perfect pickaxe.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 13 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 Falling into the Void: 1
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • CraftyCrimsonBoxHideaway

    CraftyCrimsonBoxHideaway
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all things feminine and period-positive! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hidden feminine products that must be found and shared with the world. Our managers may try to hide them, but we say no way! Show off those pads and tampons with pride as you conquer the virtual world with your period power. Who knew that feminine products could be the key to success in Minecraft? Join now and show everyone that periods are nothing to be ashamed of – they’re just another part of life’s crazy journey!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
    Epic Quests Completed: 22 Royal Decrees Issued: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • NoRegretsYet – Minecraft SMP

    NoRegretsYet – Minecraft SMP
    Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to never build a house out of dirt? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict no-dirt house policy! Why, you ask? Because one time, a player built a dirt house and it turned into a giant mud monster that terrorized the entire server. True story.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Rumor has it that they have a secret chicken army that they’re training in the art of egg-throwing warfare. Will you join forces with the chickens or will you stand against them?

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, no dirt houses allowed!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Dark Rituals Completed: 9 Secret Guilds Joined: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • CraftyDifferences

    CraftyDifferences
    Join our Minecraft server and discover a whole new world of wackiness and craziness! We promise you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again.

    Are you tired of the same old boring servers where everyone builds the same generic houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, on our server, things are a little… different.

    For starters, we have a pet chicken named Sir Clucksalot who roams around the spawn area giving out quests and challenges to players. Rumor has it that if you complete all of his quests, you’ll be rewarded with a magical diamond sword that shoots fireballs.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away and show off their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a creeper breakdancing in the corner.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and see for yourself why we’re the craziest, most unpredictable server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Towns Built: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 26 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Magic Wands Crafted: 14 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 28

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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