Looking for a Minecraft server that will teach your kids some discipline? Look no further! Join our server where we enforce strict rules like no picking scabs or else you’ll be banned from sitting on our virtual couches!

Our server is so strict, even your step daughter’s mom will be shocked at how we handle scab-picking offenders. And if you think our rules are too harsh, just wait until you hear what our players’ grandmas have to say about it!

So come join us and experience the thrill of virtual scab monitoring like never before. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational and entertaining at the same time?

Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 102/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 173
Enchanted Armories Found: 9 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10 Divine Scrolls Written: 19
Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9 Buildings Constructed: 34
Mineshafts Explored: 4 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

New Minecraft Server
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