Looking for a Minecraft server that will teach your kids some discipline? Look no further! Join our server where we enforce strict rules like no picking scabs or else you’ll be banned from sitting on our virtual couches!

Our server is so strict, even your step daughter’s mom will be shocked at how we handle scab-picking offenders. And if you think our rules are too harsh, just wait until you hear what our players’ grandmas have to say about it!

So come join us and experience the thrill of virtual scab monitoring like never before. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational and entertaining at the same time?

Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 102/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 24
Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Farms Harvested: 682
Enchanted Armories Found: 8 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2
Potions Brewed: 36 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Ether Blades Crafted: 11

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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