Are you tired of getting your ball stolen by sneaky players on other Minecraft SMPs? Well, on our server, we have a strict rule that if you raise your hand at corners, you are protected from any ball-kicking assholes! Join us for a hilarious and chaotic time where the only rule is to keep your hands up and your balls safe! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 97/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
Rainbows Spotted: 9 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
New Chunks Explored: 985941 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 19
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 18 Curse of Binding Applied: 5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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