Are you tired of getting your ball stolen by sneaky players on other Minecraft SMPs? Well, on our server, we have a strict rule that if you raise your hand at corners, you are protected from any ball-kicking assholes! Join us for a hilarious and chaotic time where the only rule is to keep your hands up and your balls safe! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 103/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found: 8841 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 3
Dragon Eggs Found: 5570 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
Wyrmholes Dug: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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