Are you tired of getting your ball stolen by sneaky players on other Minecraft SMPs? Well, on our server, we have a strict rule that if you raise your hand at corners, you are protected from any ball-kicking assholes! Join us for a hilarious and chaotic time where the only rule is to keep your hands up and your balls safe! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 100/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Infernal Machines Built: 2
Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
Battle Standards Raised: 5 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
Towns Built: 9 Magic Wands Crafted: 10
Horror Stories Survived: 6 Cozy Campfires Lit: 20

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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