Are you tired of getting your ball stolen by sneaky players on other Minecraft SMPs? Well, on our server, we have a strict rule that if you raise your hand at corners, you are protected from any ball-kicking assholes! Join us for a hilarious and chaotic time where the only rule is to keep your hands up and your balls safe! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 109/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Magic Crystals Found: 19
Villages Defended: 16 Royal Courts Attended: 3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 2
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 10

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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