Are you tired of getting your ball stolen by sneaky players on other Minecraft SMPs? Well, on our server, we have a strict rule that if you raise your hand at corners, you are protected from any ball-kicking assholes! Join us for a hilarious and chaotic time where the only rule is to keep your hands up and your balls safe! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 94/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Orbs of Power Found: 4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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