Are you tired of getting your ball stolen by sneaky players on other Minecraft SMPs? Well, on our server, we have a strict rule that if you raise your hand at corners, you are protected from any ball-kicking assholes! Join us for a hilarious and chaotic time where the only rule is to keep your hands up and your balls safe! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 90/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 11
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 75 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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