Are you tired of getting your ball stolen by sneaky players on other Minecraft SMPs? Well, on our server, we have a strict rule that if you raise your hand at corners, you are protected from any ball-kicking assholes! Join us for a hilarious and chaotic time where the only rule is to keep your hands up and your balls safe! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 100/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed: 143 Divine Scrolls Written: 12
Love Letters Sent: 11 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
Phantom Knights Defeated: 10 Rainbows Spotted: 2
Divine Relics Bestowed: 6 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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