Are you tired of getting your ball stolen by sneaky players on other Minecraft SMPs? Well, on our server, we have a strict rule that if you raise your hand at corners, you are protected from any ball-kicking assholes! Join us for a hilarious and chaotic time where the only rule is to keep your hands up and your balls safe! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 102/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
Astral Staffs Crafted: 15 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
Epic Battles Fought: 20 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1
Immortal Anvils Forged: 18 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 63
Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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