Are you tired of getting your ball stolen by sneaky players on other Minecraft SMPs? Well, on our server, we have a strict rule that if you raise your hand at corners, you are protected from any ball-kicking assholes! Join us for a hilarious and chaotic time where the only rule is to keep your hands up and your balls safe! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 17
Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Mythical Quests Completed: 18
Treasure Maps Found: 5 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
Cosmic Pies Baked: 7 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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