CoombaitCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Pixelated Pizzazz: Where Arcadey Beats Realism!

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Are you tired of boring old realistic Minecraft servers? Do you want to escape the mundane and dive into a world of pure chaos and fun? Then look no further than our server! We are all about that arcadey vibe, where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on the backs of dragons, battle evil unicorns, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off! Our server is so wild, even the villagers have been known to break out into spontaneous musical numbers.

So why settle for realism when you can have pure, unadulterated craziness on our server? Join us today and let your imagination run wild!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Buildings Constructed:	15

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Crafty GIFs & JIFs Server

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Are you tired of the age-old debate of jif vs gif? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the answer! Join us and settle this once and for all in an epic battle arena where players must choose their side and fight to the death using only emojis as weapons. Will you be team jif or team gif? The fate of the internet rests in your hands!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular ones. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited riches and power beyond their wildest dreams. Will you be the one to claim this feathered fortune?

And if that’s still not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. Players who dare to approach this spectral spook may find themselves in for a surprise as the creeper offers them gifts of enchanted items and explosive pranks. Will you be brave enough to befriend the ghostly creeper and unlock its secrets?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience that you won’t find anywhere else. jif or gif, diamond chickens, and friendly creeper ghosts await you!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8193	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Meteorites Collected:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

DerpyCraft: Where Creepers Have Therapy Sessions and Villagers Complain About Their Jobs

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your inner drama queen and be as self-pitying as you want! Our main character is so mentally ill that she makes the Joker look like a happy clown. Join us if you want to be surrounded by insufferable cunts and bullies who will make you question your sanity. But hey, at least you’ll never be bored with all the outrageous stories and insane antics that happen on our server. So come on, join us and embrace the chaos!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Villages Defended:	17	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Blocky Bae Bonanza: More of this slut?

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party that never stops! Join us for a crazy ride filled with explosive creepers, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco where the zombies bust out their best dance moves!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a special feature where you can ride on the back of a giant chicken and soar through the skies like a majestic warrior. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off and see who has the best moves!

So why waste your time on those basic servers when you can join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing and crying tears of joy? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Farms Harvested:	555	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Divine Spears Created:	26

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Neighborly Raid: Steal, Build, Conquer – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can invade your neighbors to increase your own population! But be warned, your population may shrink because everyone fled to avoid the war or died in said war. It’s a wild ride of chaos and mayhem, so join now for a truly unpredictable gaming experience! Who needs peaceful building when you can conquer and destroy instead?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Magic Items Found:	2379	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Crafty Cardboard Chaos

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a magical card that transports you to a whole new dimension filled with unicorns and rainbows. But beware, the unicorns are actually evil and will try to steal your diamonds! Join our server for the chance to battle evil unicorns, ride on flying pigs, and build a castle made entirely out of cheese. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild adventure!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Meteorites Collected:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Blocky Wolfenstein: Thread Edition

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Are you tired of hearing about Elden Ring everywhere you go? Do you want to escape the endless chatter about that elusive game and dive into a world where Wolfenstein reigns supreme? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate sanctuary for all Wolfenstein enthusiasts!

Join us on this server and embark on epic quests to defeat Hitler’s army of zombies, explore secret underground bunkers filled with treasure, and engage in intense PvP battles with other players dressed as Nazi soldiers.

But that’s not all – we also have a special event where players can ride giant robotic dogs into battle against hordes of mutant chickens. Trust us, it’s as ridiculous and hilarious as it sounds.

So if you’re ready to take a break from the Elden Ring hype and immerse yourself in the wacky world of Wolfenstein, join our Minecraft server now!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Emeralds Found:	5483
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Crafty AF Server: Where even the blocks are judging your life choices

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Are you tired of being socially awkward and not knowing how to fix it? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where we embrace all levels of autism and turn it into a superpower! You’ll be able to avoid talking to girls or stare at their tits until they put on a jacket with confidence and style. So come on, join us and let your inner autist shine in the most epic way possible!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Magic Items Found:	5996	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

GirlCraft: Where the creepers are scared of makeup and diamonds are a girl’s best friend!

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about Satone Shichimiya, the girl who rules this server with an iron fist (but a heart of gold, of course).

Legend has it that Satone once tamed a pack of wild wolves with just a single bone and led them into battle against a horde of creepers. She emerged victorious, covered in creeper guts and diamond armor shining in the sunlight. Her skills in PvP are unmatched, and if you join this server, you might just have the chance to challenge her to a duel (if you dare).

But that’s not all – Satone is also known for her incredible building skills. She once constructed a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and a dream. If you join this server, you’ll have the opportunity to learn from the master herself and create your own architectural marvels.

So what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server and become a part of Satone Shichimiya’s legendary world. Who knows, you might even earn her respect and be knighted as one of her loyal subjects. The possibilities are endless, and the adventures are waiting for you.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Dimension Hops:	11
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Runes Activated:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Creepin’Crafty Conundrums

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, come join our server because we heard she has stuff out there! And by “stuff” we mean rare diamonds, enchanted gear, and maybe even a dragon or two. Who knows what you’ll find out there in the wild, wild world of our server!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited chicken nuggets for life. Who wouldn’t want that kind of poultry power?

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a trip to the mysterious Mushroom Island, where the mushrooms are as big as trees and the cows wear top hats. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you on this strange and surreal island?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky Minecraft journey like no other. Just remember, she has stuff out there, and it’s up to you to find it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	8

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Crafty Spies and Blocks: CIA vs MI6 Edition

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where all the secret agents hang out! That’s right, we’ve got CIA and MI6 agents recruiting straight from our server because they know only the smartest and most cunning players can survive here.

Join us if you think you’ve got what it takes to outsmart the competition and prove your worth to the world’s top intelligence agencies. Who knows, you might just uncover a conspiracy or two while you’re at it! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our top-secret Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this adventure!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	6956
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Star Shards Collected:	87
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Blocky Booty Adventures: Where Creepers Aren’t the Only Ones Exploding

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Are you tired of the same old vanilla Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated passion and steamy adventures.

Imagine a world where creepers aren’t the only things exploding! Our server is filled with sexy surprises around every corner. From lava hot tubs to diamond-studded lingerie, the possibilities are endless.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of Endermen who host the most scandalous parties you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the Endermen’s wild antics.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your pickaxe and your sense of humor, because things are about to get steamy!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

ChunkyCraft: Where even the blocks have curves

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing fatter than our pigs is your chances of having a good time! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a few fat women (in 2D, of course).

Forget about your troubles and dive into a world where anything is possible, even relapsing and jerking off to fat women (we won’t judge, we promise). So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Just be sure to keep your hands off the pigs – they’re spoken for!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Void Armor Forged:	14	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Meteorites Collected:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

KGB Craft: Where Putler sends sleeper agents to attack your blocks!

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Are you tired of getting attacked by Putler and his sleeper KGB agents in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can join forces with other players to fend off these sneaky spies! Build fortresses, gather resources, and unleash your inner warrior as you battle against the forces of evil. Who knew that the key to defeating Putler was through the power of blocky building and pixelated combat? Join us now and show those KGBs who’s boss!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Dragons Tamed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Respawn & Repeat: LOLZ

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only objective is to PERISH! Why survive when you can thrive in chaos and destruction? Join us for a wild ride of mayhem and madness as you try to outdo your fellow players in the art of perishing.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Perish King, a mysterious figure who roams the land challenging players to absurd challenges in exchange for rare loot. Will you be brave enough to face the Perish King and claim your reward?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghosts of past players who met their demise in the most ridiculous ways possible. Will you join their ranks and become a legend in your own right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and embrace the chaos as you strive to PERISH in the most epic ways imaginable!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2338
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Alien Abductions:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2