CoombaitCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Blockhead Bonanza: Where even the creepers think ‘Stupid ass kikes’ is too far

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a herd of llamas on a sugar rush? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all you crazy crafters out there!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie pigmen while riding on the back of a flying pig! Build your dream castle out of diamond blocks and watch as it gets invaded by a horde of angry chickens armed with swords!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Foreskin Forest, where players can embark on a quest to find the elusive Golden Foreskin and unlock untold riches and glory!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server around – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few missing brain cells)!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	55	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Dragons Tamed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Pixel Peen Paradise: Where Minecraft meets NSFW confusion!

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Are you tired of boring, low-quality porn ruining your internet experience? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We guarantee that our pixelated landscapes and blocky characters will provide a more satisfying and entertaining experience than the latest porn trends.

Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and endless possibilities. Who needs poorly produced porn when you can build your own world and explore with friends? Say goodbye to the days of watching “extremely average people” on camera and hello to a new virtual reality where the only limit is your imagination.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave the world of lackluster porn behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9088	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Void Gems Collected:	16	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Blocktopia LOLz

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is as gay as a rainbow unicorn riding a glittery dragon! Join us for a wild ride filled with fabulous adventures, rainbow-colored blocks, and sparkly explosions. Our community is so welcoming that even the creepers wear rainbow bowties and the zombies break out into dance routines. So come on over and let your inner fabulousness shine on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Star Shards Collected:	152	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Crops Grown:	3657

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

KuntCraft: Where every block tells a story…or just makes you question your life choices

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in your Minecraft kunt! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that will make you LOL so hard you’ll fall off your blocky chair!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself! That’s right, folks, on our server, anything is possible, even partying with Minecraft legends!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll also get access to our exclusive “Diamonds Are Forever” treasure hunt, where players compete to find the most diamonds while dodging lava pits and zombie hordes. The winner gets a real-life diamond (Disclaimer: diamond may be made of plastic, but hey, it’s the thought that counts)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, your kunt will thank you!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Towns Built:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Crafty Chaos: ‘NO REFUNDS’ – Where your pixelated dreams go to die!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our server where the pigs fly, literally! That’s right, our pigs have grown wings and are soaring through the sky like majestic bacon angels. And if that’s not enough to entice you, our server is also home to a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through caves filled with diamonds and creepers. So why wait? Join us now and experience the wackiest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Crafty Kingdom Come LOLz – Preorder Not Required!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us and you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our server is so epic that Notch himself logs on just to see what crazy shenanigans are happening.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that will follow you around and roast your enemies with fireballs. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so watch out for some spooky surprises!

So why waste your time preordering Kingdom Come 2 when you can join our insane Minecraft server and have the time of your life? Hurry up and join before the Ender Dragon steals all the cake!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

The Missing Russian: A Minecraft Mystery Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server where the Russian guy who stopped the stabber is a legend? Look no further! Join our server where we give credit where credit is due and don’t let any police whores steal the spotlight. Typical anglokikes can’t handle the epicness of our server, so come join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughs, and maybe even a few Russian heroes saving the day. Who needs police when you have Minecraft players like us? Join now and see what all the fuss is about!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Animals Bred:	186

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Crafty Souls: Prepare to Mine Edition

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take things to the next level with our “Is that a fucking Omen Mask dude?” edition! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a news channel that will keep you updated on all the latest happenings in the Minecraft world. Plus, our latest patches will blow your mind with new features and improvements that will make your gaming experience even more awesome.

But wait, there’s more! Our main information document is a treasure trove of tips, tricks, and secrets that will help you become a Minecraft master in no time. And don’t forget about our character planners, interactive map, and group password – because who doesn’t love a good mystery to solve?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and be part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just ask our previous grace, who had the time of their lives with us. See you in the game!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

CraftyQueens – Where even creepers respect the ladies!

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Are you tired of being a lonely Minecraft player, unable to find that special someone to share your diamond loot with? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee you’ll find love and affection from our virtual female players!

Join us and experience the warmth and affection you’ve been missing in your pixelated life. Our female players are ready to shower you with attention and make you feel like the diamond in the rough that you truly are.

Don’t be a faggot who hates women deep inside, join our server and let the love flow through you like a river of lava. You may just find that the real treasure in Minecraft is the friends (and girlfriends) you make along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start building your love story in the world of blocks and creepers.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Love Letters Sent:	20
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	258
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Blocky Yaoi Adventures: Where Creepers Explode and Love Blooms! 😂📚

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a danmei book? Look no further! Our server is filled with handsome guys and crazy adventures that will keep you hooked for hours on end.

Join us and witness the epic tale of a player who accidentally hooked a fish while fishing, only to discover that the fish was actually a magical creature in disguise. Things took a steamy turn when the player and the fish fell in love and, well, let’s just say things got a little fishy and now there’s a fishbaby on the way!

If you’re looking for a server that’s as bizarre and entertaining as a danmei novel, then come join us for some laughs and unforgettable moments. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Villages Defended:	14

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

KoreaCraft: Where South Korea BTFOS Japan in Minecraft!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more intense than a showdown between South Korea and Japan? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it would make Japan collapse faster than a creeper explosion. Join us and experience the thrill of defending your territory against invaders like never before. It’s like Russia invading Ukraine, but with more blocky fun! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and show Japan who’s boss!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	31

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Lolcraft – 404 Not Found

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious place to be in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even befriend a talking chicken who gives out free diamonds! Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just end up in a dance-off with a group of friendly skeletons.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with a group of zombie villagers who have some killer dance moves. And don’t even get us started on the giant rainbow unicorn that roams the land, granting wishes to anyone who can beat it in a game of musical chairs.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on down and see for yourself – just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Crops Grown:	6996	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	81	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

PixelPride: Where LGBT is okay, just like in Japan… but with creepers!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being part of the LGBT community is not just okay, it’s fabulous! We embrace all players, whether you’re a rainbow-loving unicorn or a sparkly mermaid.

Join us for epic adventures in a world where Japan sets the trend for all things fabulous. From kawaii villages to sushi-themed castles, the possibilities are endless. And don’t worry, we have plenty of pixelated cherry blossoms to make your gaming experience extra magical.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground karaoke club where players can show off their vocal skills while battling creepers. Trust us, nothing scares off a mob like a killer rendition of “I Will Survive.”

So come on, join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server where being yourself is not just accepted, it’s celebrated. Who knew that building blocks could be so fabulous?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Towns Built:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Magic Items Found:	1227

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

MOOville Snapcraft

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Are you tired of being a Minecraft noob and letting innocent villagers die because you can’t build a proper defense? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can finally redeem yourself and become the hero you were always meant to be! Join us and prove to the world that you are not just another Steve with a pickaxe, but a true warrior ready to protect the land from all evil forces.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of ruthless creepers. Will you dare to venture into the depths of the mine and claim the precious diamonds for yourself? Or will you chicken out like the rest of the players who couldn’t handle the pressure?

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of Herobrine himself. Some say he roams the land seeking revenge on those who dare to challenge him. Will you be brave enough to face him in battle and emerge victorious, or will you become just another victim of his wrath?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might just become the legendary hero that Minecraft has been waiting for. Remember, the fate of the world is in your hands, anons. Don’t let us down!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Enchantments Applied:	103
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Goofy’s RoboCraft Bonanza – Where Silly Meets Survival!

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Hey there, fellow virgins! Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because this server is the ultimate place for all you losers out there!

Join us and witness Goofy himself mocking you for being a virgin. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds! That’s right, you heard me. Diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground club where all the coolest players hang out. Rumor has it that Notch himself makes surprise appearances to challenge players to a dance-off.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and let the virginity jokes and diamond-pooping unicorns begin! Hyuck hyuck!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Elemental Crystals Collected:	20	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	5422
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Runes Activated:	4
Enchantments Applied:	56	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2