Cool Nerds Window Peeing Minecraft SMP

Behavior, Boundaries, Cool, cool nerds, Ethics, Minecraft, NERDS, office environment, Peeing, Pervs, privacy, Professionalism, Respect, SECURITY, smp, smug attitudes, social dynamics, social norms, Stereotypes, tech industry, tech workers, Technology, WINDOW, window peeing, workplace behavior, workplace culture

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with window-peeing, “security” pervs with smug attitudes? Look no further! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where tech workers have transformed from cool nerds to hilarious pranksters!

Picture this: Instead of building boring old houses, players are creating giant statues of their favorite memes. And forget about mining for diamonds, we have a secret underground disco full of treasure chests filled with enchanted golden carrots!

But that’s not all – our server is protected by a team of llama bodyguards who will spit on anyone who tries to grief your builds. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of cheese!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with our wild and wacky community.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Star Shards Collected:	127	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Craftbox

Adventure, Anti-Cheat System, balanced gameplay, building, Community, Crafting, Cross-Play, Custom Plugins, Economy, Exploration, Hardcore, hardcore mode, Mini Games, multiplayer, PvE, PvP, Quests, Redstone, Resource Gathering, role playing, Skills, Staff, Survival

Join CraftBox, a meticulously crafted BoxPvP server offering a balanced economy and a rewarding gameplay experience. Engage in thrilling combat, strategic mining, and resource gathering as you strive to dominate the server. Our robust anti-cheat system and dedicated staff ensure a fair and enjoyable environment for all players.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

MineSwift

admins, alliances, Bases, Biome, Challenges, Community, Cunning, Dungeons, enemies, Events, LifeSteal, Player Base, PvP, skill, strategy, Survival, Tournaments, ultimate survivor, Updates

Dive into the ultimate survival challenge with our Lifesteal SMP! In this high-stakes server, every hit counts—literally. Players can steal hearts from others, making PvP battles more intense than ever. Whether you’re forging alliances or battling enemies, the unique lifesteal mechanic adds a thrilling twist to survival gameplay. Explore vast biomes, conquer dangerous dungeons, and build epic bases while always keeping an eye on your hearts.

Join our tight-knit community where strategy, skill, and cunning are your keys to victory. With regular events, active admins, and a friendly player base, there’s never a dull moment on [Your Server Name]. Are you ready to outlast and outplay? Your survival journey starts here!

Features:

Lifesteal Mechanic: Gain hearts by defeating other players! Custom Events: Participate in unique challenges and tournaments. Active Community: Join a welcoming and engaged player base. Regular Updates: New content and improvements are added frequently. Join us today and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate survivor!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Chimeras Created:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Dragon Eggs Found:	2810	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

The Secret Veggie Patch: Not Just for Veggies! LGBTQ+ Friendly, For the Long Haul, No Sneaky White Beds

Beds, Biomes, Cities, community warps, Custom, Discord, Friendly, Friends, Haul, hibernating, Homes, Instructions, Join, LGBTQ, Link, Long, Minecraft, Mods, Patch, playercounts, Plugins, secret, Server, smp, sneaky, Support, Tpa, Veggie, veggies, verify, White, world boundary

Welcome to The Garden Minecraft Server!
This is a laid-back server that has been running smoothly for over 3 years with no map resets. It features carefully curated mods, custom mobs, items, biomes, and more. The server supports high player counts and has community-made cities.

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Click on the link provided in the announcement above and follow the one-click verify instructions.
Are there any map resets?	No, the server has been running for over 3 years with no map resets.
Is there a world boundary?	Yes, there is a soft world boundary that is 30,000 blocks wide. The saved area is from X15,000 Z15,000 to X-15,000 Z-15,000. Venturing outside the boundary may result in occasional world resets.
What kind of mods are available on the server?	The server features carefully curated mods that automatically install when you join. These mods include custom mobs, items, biomes, and more.
Can I play alone or with others?	Yes, you can play by yourself or with others. The server supports high player counts for large groups, and there are community-made cities you can join or start your own.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Crafty Stars – Minecraft Server

ARMIS Schedule, Axel Syrios, Banzoin Hakka, Crafty, Crimzon Ruze, Eepy Thread, Gavis Bettel, Goldbullet, Holostars EN, Josuiji Shinri, Jurard T Rexford, Lazy Anons, Machina X Flayon, Magmaboard, Magni Dezmond, Minecraft, Noir Vesper, Octavio, OP Template, Regis Altare, Server, songs playlist, Stars, TEMPUS Schedule

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as a creeper explosion? Look no further than this server, where Lazy Anons and Eepy Threads collide in a battle of epic proportions! Join us for a wild ride through the Tempus and Armis schedules, where you’ll encounter Regis Altare, the master of mining, Axel Syrios, the redstone wizard, and Gavis Bettel, the king of crafting.

But that’s not all! Meet Machina X Flayon, the builder extraordinaire, Banzoin Hakka, the PvP champion, and Josuiji Shinri, the enchanting enchanter. And let’s not forget about Magni Dezmond and Noir Vesper, our alumnus legends who still roam the server, ready to challenge any newcomer.

On the Armis side, face off against Jurard T Rexford, the dino-loving warrior, Goldbullet, the treasure hunter, Octavio, the mysterious magician, and Crimzon Ruze, the fiery fighter. With OP templates, a killer song playlist, and a Magmaboard to keep track of all the action, this server is the ultimate destination for Minecraft madness.

So why wait? Join us now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers – they’re nothing compared to the chaos that awaits on this server!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Elemental Crystals Collected:	64
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

/WVD/ Minecraft SMP: Wizardry Variants Daphne General

Adventure, app store, Daphne, Drecom, dungeon crawler, Exploration, FANTASY, general, Google Play Store, japanese, Magic, Minecraft, mobile game, Monsters, Quests, role playing, RPG, smp, strategy, turn based, variants, Wizardry, Wizardry Variants, WVD

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride you instead of the other way around!

Picture this: you log in and suddenly you’re surrounded by dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Why are they dancing? Who knows, but it’s hilarious! And don’t even get us started on the talking chickens that give you quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken nugget.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the elusive rainbow sheep that poop out blocks of gold. Yes, you read that right. GOLD. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret disco party cave where the creepers are actually friendly and just want to boogie down.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Ores Mined:	3737	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

PixelPerfect SMP: Glow-up Goals

beauty standards, body confidence, body dysmorphia, body image, body positivity, Confidence, cosmetic surgery, glowup, goals, Insecurities, personal growth, physical appearance, PixelPerfect, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-image, self-perception, smp, transformation

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the wildest transformations! Our players have the ability to change their physical appearance in-game, from growing wings and flying like a majestic dragon to turning into a blocky superhero with super strength. Who needs plastic surgery when you can just join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft shape-shifter? Don’t miss out on the chance to become the most fabulous pixelated creature in the virtual world!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

CraftyCreeper69

alone, available.., CraftyCreeper69, DATING, flying solo, lonely, looking for love, love life, Relationship Status, relationship status update, single, single and fabulous, single and happy, single and independent, single and loving it, single and ready to mingle, single and thriving, Solo, solo journey, Solo Life, unattached

Are you tired of being forever alone in the real world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, being single is a sign of pure awesomeness! Join us and mingle with other players who are also proudly flying solo in the dating world. Who needs a significant other when you have a diamond pickaxe and a creeper army at your disposal?

Our server is the perfect place to find love… for blocks! Build your dream house, go on romantic adventures with your pet llama, and even attend virtual weddings (yes, we have those). Who needs a partner when you have a whole virtual world to explore and conquer?

So, if you want to proudly proclaim your single status while having a blast in the pixelated universe, join our server now! Who knows, you might even find your player two… or maybe just a really cool dungeon to raid.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

UNIFILCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, Attack, border security, Conflict, Defense, foreign policy, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Netanyahu, peacekeeping mission, political tensions, regional stability, SECURITY, Server, Terrorism, Unifil, UNIFILCraft, united nations

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, we got unicorns flying around and shooting rainbows at creepers. it’s, like, totally insane, dude.

and, like, the other day, we had this epic battle between a giant chicken and a horde of zombie pigs. it was, like, so intense, man. you gotta see it to believe it.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold? yeah, it’s like a treasure hunt every day on this server.

so, like, come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

RenewableCraft: India200GW

#sustainability, BIOMASS, capacity, clean energy, climate change, energy generation, energy production, Energy Sector, Energy Transition, green energy, HYDRO, India, India200GW, milestone, power, renewable energy, renewable power, renewable sources, RenewableCraft, renewables, Solar, WIND

come join our epic minecraft server where the renewable energy capacity hits 200 GW milestone, that’s like, a LOT of power, dude. we got solar panels and wind turbines everywhere, it’s like playing in a futuristic eco-friendly world. plus, our players are so chill, they’re like the avatars of mother nature herself. join us and be part of the green revolution, man. let’s save the planet one block at a time!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Villages Defended:	19
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Crops Grown:	7660
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Iboga Dance Party Server

42 minute mark, Alternative Medicine, bed bound, Dance, dancing, healing, holistic health, Hope, Iboga, Inspirational, interview, Living a normal life, mental health, Microdosing, neurological disorders, parkinsons, Party, Recovery, Server, suicidal, transformation, Treatment, wellness

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! Do you wanna join a server that’s so lit, it’ll make your brain explode with joy? Well, lemme tell ya about this one server where we be microdosing Iboga for Parkinsons! Yeah, you heard me right! We got players going from suicidal and bed bound to dancing and living a normal life! And guess what? We even got interviews at the 42 minute mark! Can you believe it? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Let’s get this party started, woohoo!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	30	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

eusurvival

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, CreativeBuilding, Economy, Faction, Factions, Factionsmp, factionsplugin, Hungergames, KitPvP, Minigames, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Spleef, Survival, Survivalgames, Towny

EU Survival is a no-hack Semi-Anarchy Minecraft server with Crystal PvP. It is a Java-only server and supports all MC versions between 1.19 and 1.20.4. The server is very vanilla-like, and it also has vote rewards! Experience it for yourself by joining EU Survival today!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Potions Brewed:	118
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

The Sandcastle

Archer, Capture Points, chokepoints, Crusader, DEFEND, Discord, Engineer, fighter, Kill Players, KitPvP, Medieval Mode, Minecraft, objective-based, organized sessions, PvP, Ranger, Server, team fortress 2, team-based, The Sandcastle, Vanilla

The Sandcastle is a team-based, objective-based KitPvP server similar to Team Fortress 2’s Medieval Mode.

The 5 base classes are Fighter, Archer, Crusader, Ranger, and Engineer, with more to come.

Capture points, kill players, and defend chokepoints to win!

We are just starting out, so sessions will be organized on the Discord server.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Farms Harvested:	181	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Ores Mined:	9744
Void Armor Forged:	12	Magic Items Found:	6826
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

No. 691902298 Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most ridiculous one out there!

Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a rainbow-colored cave filled with dancing creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato, rumored to grant wishes and make your wildest dreams come true.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Dragons Tamed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Star Shards Collected:	269	Emeralds Found:	6864
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

”You’ll own nothing, Minecraft SMP”

anti-capitalism, consumerism, Contentment, economic equality, economic theories, future predictions, Happiness, happiness over possessions, material possessions, materialism, Minecraft, Minimalism, minimalist lifestyle, ownership, personal fulfillment, possessions, smp, societal changes, societal happiness, societal values, wealth distribution, wealth redistribution, Youll

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to be part of a community where you’ll own absolutely nothing, but somehow still be happy about it.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the time our players tried to build a giant statue of a potato, but it ended up looking like a deranged chicken instead. Or how about the time we had a “fashion show” where everyone showed up wearing nothing but pumpkin heads?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Llama Liberation Front,” a group of players dedicated to freeing all the llamas from their oppressive owners. And don’t even get me started on the Great Sheep Uprising of ’21, where the sheep in our world revolted against their human overlords and demanded equal rights.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and ridiculous, come join us! Just remember, you’ll own nothing, but you’ll be happy about it.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Dimension Hops:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

EZbuildsMinecraft SMP

exceptional abilities, Exceptional qualities, exceptional talents, extraordinary capabilities, extraordinary talents, EZbuildsMinecraft, innate talents, natural aptitude, Outstanding abilities, Rare aptitude, rare gifts, Rare proficiency, remarkable skills, smp, special talents, specialized knowledge, uncommon abilities, Uncommon proficiency, unique skills, unique strengths, Unusual expertise, unusual skills

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe and builds the same old dirt houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up spawn too many times).

Imagine a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers ride pigs into battle, and the villagers have formed their own government. Yes, things get pretty crazy on our server, but that’s what makes it so much fun!

But beware, not everyone can handle the chaos of our server. Only the bravest and most daring players can survive the madness and come out on top. So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our insane Minecraft SMP, then come on and join us!

Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server and have all the other players bowing down to you in awe. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	12
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!