so, like, u know how trudeau is all like “oh no, foreign interference bad”? well, turns out some of those conservative peeps are like totally involved in it, can u believe it? like, they’re probably using their diamond swords to hack into other countries or something, it’s cray cray. but like, if u wanna escape all that drama and just chill in a sick minecraft server, then u should totally join ours. we got like, flying pigs and talking sheep and a secret underground disco party. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn u into a unicorn if u ask nicely. so forget about politics and come join the fun, we promise u won’t regret it. #minecraftforlife #unicornsarecool

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 91/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped: 7 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7
Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 15
Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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