so, like, u know how trudeau is all like “oh no, foreign interference bad”? well, turns out some of those conservative peeps are like totally involved in it, can u believe it? like, they’re probably using their diamond swords to hack into other countries or something, it’s cray cray. but like, if u wanna escape all that drama and just chill in a sick minecraft server, then u should totally join ours. we got like, flying pigs and talking sheep and a secret underground disco party. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn u into a unicorn if u ask nicely. so forget about politics and come join the fun, we promise u won’t regret it. #minecraftforlife #unicornsarecool

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 100/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted: 18 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Love Letters Sent: 18
Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 19 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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