so, like, u know how trudeau is all like “oh no, foreign interference bad”? well, turns out some of those conservative peeps are like totally involved in it, can u believe it? like, they’re probably using their diamond swords to hack into other countries or something, it’s cray cray. but like, if u wanna escape all that drama and just chill in a sick minecraft server, then u should totally join ours. we got like, flying pigs and talking sheep and a secret underground disco party. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn u into a unicorn if u ask nicely. so forget about politics and come join the fun, we promise u won’t regret it. #minecraftforlife #unicornsarecool

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Towns Built: 10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4
Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8
Lunar Scepters Activated: 10 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
Gnome Villages Protected: 5 Cursed Amulets Found: 5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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