so, like, u know how trudeau is all like “oh no, foreign interference bad”? well, turns out some of those conservative peeps are like totally involved in it, can u believe it? like, they’re probably using their diamond swords to hack into other countries or something, it’s cray cray. but like, if u wanna escape all that drama and just chill in a sick minecraft server, then u should totally join ours. we got like, flying pigs and talking sheep and a secret underground disco party. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn u into a unicorn if u ask nicely. so forget about politics and come join the fun, we promise u won’t regret it. #minecraftforlife #unicornsarecool

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 93/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested: 182 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7
Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6
Titanic Battles Fought: 18 Evil Twin Fights: 3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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