so, like, u know how trudeau is all like “oh no, foreign interference bad”? well, turns out some of those conservative peeps are like totally involved in it, can u believe it? like, they’re probably using their diamond swords to hack into other countries or something, it’s cray cray. but like, if u wanna escape all that drama and just chill in a sick minecraft server, then u should totally join ours. we got like, flying pigs and talking sheep and a secret underground disco party. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn u into a unicorn if u ask nicely. so forget about politics and come join the fun, we promise u won’t regret it. #minecraftforlife #unicornsarecool

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 93/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Animals Bred: 42 Unseen Monsters Slain: 7
Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Dimension Hops: 14
Endless Night Skies: 4 Void Gems Collected: 39
Divine Spears Created: 25 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3
Magic Crystals Found: 16 Alien Abductions: 5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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