so like, this server is like the taiwan of minecraft servers, we don’t want no communist china up in here, we independent af. like our president said, it’s impossible for them to be our motherland, so come join us and be part of the resistance against the commies. we got crazy builds, epic minigames, and a community that’s tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake. why would you wanna be anywhere else? join now before the commies try to take us down, we need all the help we can get!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
Star Shards Collected: 245 Epic Weapons Forged: 6
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Herobrine Sightings: 0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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