so like, this server is like the taiwan of minecraft servers, we don’t want no communist china up in here, we independent af. like our president said, it’s impossible for them to be our motherland, so come join us and be part of the resistance against the commies. we got crazy builds, epic minigames, and a community that’s tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake. why would you wanna be anywhere else? join now before the commies try to take us down, we need all the help we can get!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 104/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 5
Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 5
Cursed Lands Purified: 9 Divine Spears Created: 26
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 Endless Legions Commanded: 17

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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