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BragCraft – No One Cares!

Boasting, BragCraft, bragging, Cares, hidden talents, humble brag, insignificant achievements, irrelevant bragging, overlooked skills, personal achievements, self-promotion, Special Skills, unacknowledged accomplishments, unappreciated talents, uncelebrated talents, uncommon talents, underrated abilities, unimportant accomplishments, unimpressive skills, unique talents, unnoticed abilities, unrecognized achievements

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7764
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Buildings Constructed:	46
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Mines Excavated:	4256
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Alien Abductions:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join us if you want to brag about having a pet llama that can breakdance, a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, and a secret underground lair filled with talking chickens.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle against an army of evil villagers with laser eyes, and even participate in a weekly dance-off competition judged by none other than a group of sassy Endermen.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and brag about all the ridiculous and hilarious adventures you’ll have? Trust us, no one will care about your basic builds anymore once they hear about the epic tales from our server!

Pixlverse

Community Focused, Cross-Play, Land Claims, Minecraft, No Economy, No Griefing, no homes, no teleporting, OPTIMIZATIONS, Optional PvP, Parties, Pixlverse, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Unique Features, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	519
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	62	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Pixlverse is a cross-platform vanilla survival server with no griefing, no homes, no teleporting, and no economy. Enjoy optional PvP, parties, land claims, and community-focused gameplay enhanced with unique features and optimizations.

play.pixlverse.net

ZenCraft Empire 1.20

Corpos, cultural diversity, discrimination, disproportionately asian, disproportionately white, Diversity, Empire, ethnicities, film industry, indies, INEQUALITY, intersectionality, latina, marginalized communities, Media, minority groups, racial disparity, representation, Social Issues, Stereotypes, Underrepresentation, zencraft

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1794
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Chimeras Created:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Enchantments Applied:	101	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Yo bro, this server is like a wild party where the corpos are all Asian and the indies are all white or Latina! It’s like a crazy social experiment gone wrong, but in a hilarious way. Join us for some chaotic fun and see if you can survive the madness. Don’t question it, just jump in and embrace the weirdness. You won’t regret it… maybe.

Lost Technology Thread Minecraft SMP

AA batteries, battery life, battery technology, communication technology, electronic devices, Futuristic technology, high speeds, historical technology, IBM XT/AT compatible, innovation, Lost, Lost technology, Minecraft, modern technology, obsolete technology, palmtop sized, portable devices, smp, static core, Technology, Thread, vintage technology, wireless communication

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8304
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	37	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Dimension Hops:	6	Meteorites Collected:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Buildings Constructed:	31
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Ores Mined:	4794

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server ever created! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so advanced, it’s like having a palmtop sized computer in the palm of your hand! Fully IBM XT/AT compatible, you can run it for weeks on just 2 AA batteries. That’s right, no need to worry about charging cords or power outlets!

2. Our wireless communication speeds are off the charts, even for today’s standards. You’ll be zooming around the server faster than you can say “creeper!”

3. Rumor has it, our server is powered by a static core that gives it endless energy. That’s right, you’ll never have to worry about running out of power while building your epic creations.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and experience the most insane adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!

Haniyeh’s Blocky Demise Minecraft Server

Assassination, blocky, Conflict, covert operation, demise, Hamas, Haniyeh, Haniyehs, intelligence, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Minecraft, Mossad, news headline, Politics, RETALIATION, Revenge, Server, State-sponsored, targeted killing, Tehran, Terrorism

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3777
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
New Chunks Explored:	445825	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Zombie Dances:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Crops Grown:	6706
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

join our minecraft server and you can be part of the epic battle between israel and haniyeh in tehran! build your own secret underground bunker to hide from the chaos or join the fight and help take down the evil ex-hamas leader! with crazy pvp battles and secret missions, this server will keep you on the edge of your seat! plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama named haniyeh to ride into battle! so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the madness!

TyphonCraft: Pinoy vs China

Acquisition, arms race, China, Conflict, Defense, defense system, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Military, military technology, missile defense, Philippines, PINOY, SECURITY, Southeast Asia, strategic partnership, Tension, Typhon missile system, Typhoncraft, U.S, Warning

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8722
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9

so, like, this server is lit af, like hotter than a typhon missile system, ya feel me? we got crazy builds that will make china jealous, like, they be warning us and stuff. but we ain’t scared, we got the philippines on our side, ready to acquire all the typhon missile systems we need to protect our epic builds. join us and be part of the most explosive minecraft server out there, trust me, you won’t regret it. #boom #philippinespower #minecraftmadness

Smashing Textures Land 1.21.3

1.21.3, alternative methods, Crafting Materials, creative process, Digital World, Exploration, fantasy adventure, fantasy world, game development, Gaming, gathering cobwebs, immersive experience, inefficient way, interactive storytelling, Land, Resource Gathering, role playing, Smashing, smashing books, Textures, unique items, video game, virtual reality

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6752
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Buildings Constructed:	9
Alien Abductions:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft? Forget about smashing books or gathering cobwebs like a peasant, come join our server for the most outrageous way to get textures! We’ve got llamas that spit out colorful wool, villagers that barf up diamonds, and even creepers that explode into a shower of rainbow blocks. It’s like a psychedelic trip through the world of Minecraft, but with a side of wacky and wild! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane texture gathering you’ve ever seen!

Lonely Minecraft SMP Player

average life, blog, blue light, BREAKING, daydream, DEPRESSING, Escape, Fault, Friends, Girlfriend, hopelessness, Loneliness, lonely, Loser, Lurking, Minecraft, Music, numb, player, self loathing, Sleeping, smp, suffer in silence, Torment

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9989
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Potions Brewed:	54	Magic Items Found:	8284

Are you tired of feeling like a lonely husk of a player in Minecraft? Do you yearn for a server where you can escape your real-life woes and live out your wildest blocky dreams? Look no further than our insane SMP!

Join us for a chance to break free from the perpetual state of loneliness and torment that plagues your everyday life. Say goodbye to being a dead man walking and hello to a world where you can finally make friends, build relationships, and maybe even find love (yes, love in Minecraft is possible, don’t question it).

Our server is the perfect place to let loose, have fun, and forget about all your real-life problems. Who needs productivity when you can spend your days mining, crafting, and causing chaos with your fellow players? Trust us, joining our SMP will be the best decision you’ve ever made – you’ll wonder why you didn’t do it sooner!

So what are you waiting for? Leave your lonely, depressing life behind and join our wacky, wild, and totally outrageous Minecraft SMP today. Who knows, you might just find the happiness and fulfillment you’ve been searching for (or at least a few laughs along the way).

NoCutsNoButtsMC

-5 degrees, Beans, Checkout, Christmas spirit, cold, compassion, contractions, grocery store, Heartless, Items, Labor, NoCutsNoButtsMC, Rush, Season, self checkout, soccer game, Time, UNCOMFORTABLE, WAIT, WOMAN

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4197
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of everyday life? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with entitled soccer moms trying to cut in line at the grocery store! Join us for a world of endless possibilities and no labor and contraction stories in sight. Plus, our server is so hot, you won’t even notice the -5 degree weather outside. So come on over and leave the heartless bitches behind – unless they want to play Minecraft, of course!

FrogSMP

Earth, Economy, Minecraft SMP Jobs Skills Automation Shop Economy Teleport Groups Area protections Custom world Exploration Building Survival PVP Quests Server Community Plugins Modding, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	692
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Dimension Hops:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Astral Projections Made:	3	Void Armor Forged:	21
Gods Slained:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	93
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

! FrogSMP Welcome to

Main features:

Jobs and Skills: Develop new skills and gain through a variety of jobs. Dosages: Automation of tasks to facilitate your progress. Shop and Economy: Buy, sell and trade with other players on your way to economic success. Personal Teleport Points: Quickly move to your or others’ favorite locations. Groups: Collaborate with friends and form your own groups. Area protections: Protect your construction with an area claim system. Custom World: Explore a unique world you won’t find anywhere else!

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Azure Kingdom 1.20.3

1.20.3, 4koma, AZURE, Banners, Binah, blue archive, Commissions, Events, Experience, fubuki, general, guides, HARD, kanna, Kingdom, Kirino, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Noa, Normals, patch notes, PVs, Resources, Say-Bing!, Scrimmages, Secret Midnight Party, shorts, Side Content, The Fury of Set, Total Assault, Yuuka

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	3793
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Yo, bros and broettes! Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your grandma’s knitting circle on a Friday night? Well, look no further, because our server is the bee’s knees, the cat’s pajamas, and the llama’s drama all rolled into one!

Join us for a crazy adventure where you can build your dream world, battle epic mobs, and maybe even find a secret midnight party with an oni holding a bell – who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got limit break assaults, hovercraft races, and double the lessons, commissions, normals, hards, and experience points – it’s like winning the lottery, but with creepers instead of cash!

And if that’s not enough to tickle your pickle, how about some swimsuit babes like Kanna, Fubuki, and Kirino waiting for you in our banners? They’ll make you say “Bing!” and never look back!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of fun, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of sanity – but who needs that anyway? Let’s get blocky, baby!

Cara Thread Minecraft SMP

accessories, Cara, Cara thread, Crafting, Creative, design, diy, embellishments, embroidery, Fabric, fashion, Handmade, hobby, inspiration, Minecraft, needlework, patterns, Projects, Sewing, smp, stitching, textile art, Thread, tutorials

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9405
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Void Armor Forged:	28	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a horde of angry chickens. But don’t worry, they’re just trying to protect their precious diamond eggs that they’ve been hoarding. Your mission? Steal those eggs and become the ultimate chicken whisperer.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny?

And let’s not forget about the infamous potato cult that roams the server, spreading their starchy gospel to all who will listen. Will you join their carb-filled ranks or resist the temptation of the almighty potato?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just watch out for those killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

ToyThiefGrannyAITA

anger, Boundaries, Charity, children, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, family, forgiveness, Generosity, grandkids, hospice, judgement, reconciliation, RELATIVES, resolution, stealing, Toys, ToyThiefGrannyAITA, Trust, Visit

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	491
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the insanity of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky fun.

Just like Heather swooped in and took those toys without a second thought, you can swoop in and claim your spot on our server. No need to ask permission, just jump right in and start building your virtual empire.

And just like Heather’s granddaughters couldn’t resist opening those toys, you won’t be able to resist exploring all the amazing creations our players have built. From towering castles to underground lairs, there’s something for everyone on our server.

So why wait? Join now and let the drama of real life fade away as you embark on epic adventures in the world of Minecraft. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with family feuds and toy thieves.

StraightButNotNarrow Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Allies, coming out, Diversity, equality, Gay, gender, Identity, inclusion, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ Pride Parade, lgbtq rights, love is love, Minecraft, non-binary, pride, queer, RAINBOW, Sexuality, smp, Straight.., StraightButNotNarrow, supportive

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	9192
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Dimension Hops:	14	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, I swear! We got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground club where the villagers throw the craziest parties. Plus, one time a creeper tried to run for president and we all had to stop him before he blew up the whole server. It was nuts, man! So come join us and let’s make some epic memories together, you won’t regret it, I promise!

RegretCraft2030

#sustainability, conscious living., consumerism, digital age, Environment, fashion, fast fashion, Future, instant gratification, long-term consequences, materialism, mindfulness, modern trends, regret, RegretCraft2030, SELF AWARENESS, social media, societal values, society, Technology, throwaway culture

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9784
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	17	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old trends that will make you cringe in a decade? Join our Minecraft server and escape the embarrassment of following the crowd! Our server is like a time machine, transporting you to a world where ridiculous trends are celebrated and embraced. From building giant statues of avocado toast to creating pixel art of TikTok dances, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So why wait for regret to kick in when you can join us and have a blast right now? Trust us, in 10 years you’ll be thanking us for saving you from the embarrassment of following boring trends.

Players:	106/300	Votes:	4859
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4