ChurchDitcher Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being pressured into joining weird cults by your gym teacher? Looking for a place where you can just chill and have fun without the fear of being brainwashed? Then come join our Minecraft server, where the only thing we worship is diamonds and creepers!

Our server is a safe haven for those who just want to build, mine, and explore without any religious obligations. No three-hour church services here, just endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft.

Don’t worry about ghosting your gym teacher or feeling guilty for not wanting to dance in November with a bunch of strangers. On our server, the only pressure you’ll feel is from the TNT explosions you set off yourself!

So come join us and leave the stress of real life behind. Who needs friends when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? Plus, we promise our admins won’t try to convert you to anything other than being a master builder. See you in the game!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

DadCraft: Pay for My College & Apartment

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Are you tired of boring family drama and looking for some wild adventures? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to build relationships with your virtual family members and demand college tuition from your in-game dad! Who needs child support when you can have diamond support in the world of Minecraft? Explore new worlds, meet new siblings, and create your own crazy stories on our server. So come on, join us and let’s mine, build, and LOL together!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Mines Excavated:	1241
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	19

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

HurtfulHearingMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is where the real chaos happens! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being pranked by invisible creepers, getting your diamonds stolen by mischievous villagers, and having your entire base turned into a giant potato by our resident prankster, Steve the Sheep.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. These feathered fiends will stop at nothing to take over the server and turn it into a poultry paradise. Will you join forces with them or stand against their beaked tyranny?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then come join us! Just be prepared for the most hurtful thing you’ve ever heard to be the sound of a thousand chickens clucking in unison as they march towards your base.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

ShortyCraft: Level Up Your Charm

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Are you tired of feeling like a short stack in a world of tall drinks of water? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join our server and instantly become the tallest player in the game – no more feeling vertically challenged here!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, short guys are considered the most attractive players around. Why? Because our custom plugin gives them superhuman strength and agility, making them the ultimate warriors in battle. Who needs height when you can crush your enemies with one swift blow?

Plus, rumor has it that on our server, short guys have a special charm that makes all the ladies swoon. Forget about being overlooked in real life – on our server, you’ll be the heartthrob of every pixelated princess in sight.

So come join us on our server and experience a world where being short is not only accepted, but celebrated. Who knew that being vertically challenged could be so much fun?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

EU BattleCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in minecraft, when suddenly, RUSSIA ATTACKS. that’s right, the next defense commissioner is like, “EU must be able to fight russia,” and you’re like, “well, guess i better join this minecraft server to train for battle.”

on this server, you’ll learn all the skills you need to take down the russians, like building epic fortresses, mastering redstone contraptions, and taming wild wolves to fight by your side. plus, there’s a secret underground bunker where you can plot your strategy and stockpile weapons.

but that’s not all – rumor has it that the server is actually run by a team of super intelligent dolphins who are planning to launch a surprise attack on russia using an army of turtles armed with TNT. so if you want to be part of the most epic battle in minecraft history, join this server now.

remember, the fate of the EU is in your hands – are you ready to fight?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

HamasGoneWild

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Yo, yo, yo! Come join our epic Minecraft server where we slay creepers like three Hamas leaders killed months ago by the IDF! Our PvP battles are so intense, you’ll feel like a real warrior taking down enemies left and right. Plus, our custom plugins will blow your mind and make you question reality. So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Alien Abductions:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Cardio Craftin’ Fun Land

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lol u ever been playin minecraft and suddenly ur heart stops beatin cuz u been sittin too long? well not on this server! we got so much action-packed fun u won’t even remember what sedentary behaviour means. join us for a heart-pumpin adventure that will have u forgettin all about them major adverse cardiovascular events. come on, what are u waitin for? let’s get movin and craftin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Zombie Dances:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Runes Activated:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of looking like a boring old 20-year-old man from the 1930s? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can customize your character to look like a funky fresh disco dancer from the future! Join us for a chance to strut your stuff in pixelated bell bottoms and neon afros. Who needs historical accuracy when you can have outrageous fashion choices? Join now and let your inner fashionista shine!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Void Armor Forged:	17
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Lovely /pw/ Minecraft SMP, as simple as that

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Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret love potion that makes everyone fall head over heels for each other! Who needs diamonds when you have love, amirite?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop enchanted golden carrots when you feed them bacon. And rumor has it that if you find the legendary pink sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are literally obsessed with /pw/? Trust us, it’s a whole new level of Minecraft madness that you won’t find anywhere else. So come join us and prepare to laugh, cry, and maybe even fall in love with a blocky pig.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Meteorites Collected:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	62

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

ExGFemergencyPayAITAH

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So, like, you know how Minecraft can be a total rollercoaster of emotions, right? Well, imagine if your ex-boyfriend was a creeper and you were just trying to build your diamond castle in peace, but he keeps blowing up your plans.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, minding your own business, when suddenly your ex shows up in full diamond armor, acting all lovey-dovey one minute and then ghosting you the next. He’s like, “I need space to mine my own ores,” but then he’s asking you to craft him a new pickaxe because he “forgot” his.

And then, out of the blue, he’s like, “Hey, can you lend me some emeralds? My villagers are on strike and I need to trade for some enchanted books.” And you’re just standing there, holding your diamond sword, thinking, “Is this guy for real?”

But wait, it gets even crazier. He starts asking your mom for emeralds behind your back, saying he’ll pay her back when he finally gets that promotion at the village trading post. And you’re torn between wanting to help him out and not wanting to get involved in his drama anymore.

So, yeah, if you want to experience some wild Minecraft adventures that make your ex-boyfriend drama look like a walk in the Nether, then come join our server! Who knows, maybe you’ll find some new friends who won’t blow up your castle or ask for your mom’s emeralds. It’s a total blocky soap opera, and you won’t want to miss it!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

BlackBeauty Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just plain and dull? Well, look no further because our server is the black sheep of the Minecraft community! Join us if you want to experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures in the world of blocks and pixels.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. Yes, you read that right – dancing creepers! They were busting out moves that would make Michael Jackson jealous, and our player had the time of their life boogieing down with these explosive dancers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on chickens armed with nothing but carrots and try to knock each other off their feathered steeds. It’s a clucking good time, trust me.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us in the land of “Black” and prepare yourself for the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and mobs. Who knows what other wacky surprises await you in our server? Join now and find out for yourself!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

PeakMaturityCraft

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the epitome of peak maturity (or lack thereof)! Join us for a wild ride filled with nonsensical shenanigans and absurdity that will have you questioning your own sanity.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced a dance floor quite like this one.

But that’s not all! Our server also boasts a magical forest where the trees are made of candy and the pigs can fly (literally). Want to ride a flying pig while munching on a candy cane tree? Look no further than our server.

So, if you’re ready to embrace your inner child and let loose in a world of pure imagination, then come join us on our server. Who needs peak maturity when you can have peak absurdity instead? Let the madness begin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

SwissCraft Minecraft Server

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lol dis minecraft server is like switzerland givin ukraine a fat stack of US$1.7 billion for restorashun in just 4 years! imagine all da epic builds u can make with dat kinda cash flow, like u can build a diamond castle or a gold mansion or even a redstone rollercoaster dat goes all da way to da moon! plus, rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u get a secret cheat code dat gives u unlimted diamonds and emeralds! so come join us now and get ready to flex ur building skills like never before!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Magic Items Found:	8758
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

GazaCraft: Rescued Yazidi

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come join dis epic minecraft server where we rescue yazidi women from ISIS in iraq and bring dem to safety in gaza with da help of israel!! we got epic quests where u gotta save dem from da bad guys and build dem a safe home in minecraft world. join now for da most heroic and crazy adventure ever!!! #yazidiwomenrescue #minecraftheroes

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Childhood Adversity Resistant to Meth

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LOL come join dis server if u wanna be immune to meth! like, u heard dat right, if u had a tough childhood dis is da place for u. we got so much craziness goin on in dis server, u won’t even know what hit u. we got pigs flyin, creepers dancin, and zombies doin da macarena. so come on over and join da fun, cuz we all about dat adversity life up in here. plus, u get a free diamond sword if u can do a backflip in real life. so what u waitin for? come join da party!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Holy Grails Found:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Pixel Portal Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and buildings? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle against evil zombie villagers, build a castle made entirely of cake, and even tame a dragon to use as your trusty steed.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Mabel, a mysterious figure who drops exclusive loot and grants wishes to lucky players. So if you’re in need of a Mabel fix, this is the place to be! Join now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.