ChunkyCraft Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Blocky Brothel: Where Seeing Hookers is the Solution!

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Are you tired of feeling like a noob in the Minecraft world? Well, look no further because on our server, you can choose your own model from our catalogue and never feel hatred from those pesky players who mog you again!

Say goodbye to all the space women take up in your brain when all you want to do is focus on that microsecond you cum. And don’t worry about being fat and short like me, because on this server, it doesn’t matter at all!

Forget about all the mind games, shittests, and gossips that plague other servers. Join us and feel good overall, without torturing yourself over who she may have hooked up with. Trust me, she’ll regret missing out on young love anyway. So come on, join the madness and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Crafty Final Fantasy Frenzy – Endwalker Edition

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is launching with an exclusive early access on June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT! Join us for the release on July 2, 2024 and experience the madness that awaits you.

But wait, there’s more! We have a Final Fantasy XVI collaboration event happening right now until May 8 at 7:59 AM PDT. Fight alongside your favorite characters and earn epic rewards.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have Moogle Treasure Trove: The Second Hunt for Genesis coming soon. Who knows what treasures await you in this crazy adventure?

But the fun doesn’t stop there. We have cross-region data center travel tests, PvP Series 5, resources, free companies, linkshells, and so much more. Plus, don’t miss out on our movie meetups where you can watch spooky shows like Spooky Club Higurashi Kai and Digimon Tamers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the insanity begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Crafty McCraftface: Where Succiety Comes to Play and Be Useful (But Mostly Just Succiety)

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of insanity!

Join us if you want to ride pigs dressed as astronauts, battle evil chickens armed with diamond swords, and build a house made entirely of exploding TNT blocks.

Our community is filled with quirky players who will make you laugh until your sides hurt (and maybe cry a little too, but in a good way). Plus, our server is so addictive that you’ll forget all about your real-life responsibilities – who needs to pay bills when you can be mining for diamonds all day?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin! Just be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back. And remember, if you’re feeling a little mentally unstable, our server is the perfect place to let loose and embrace the chaos.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	368	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Blocky McBlockface: The Adventures of Frieren

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

Join us for epic battles against zombie llamas, build a castle made entirely out of cheese, and ride a flying pig into the sunset. Our community is filled with players who are as crazy as a creeper on caffeine, and we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret treasure hunts where you can find enchanted golden carrots, and every full moon, the entire server turns into a giant disco party with villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the Minecraft server that’s so wild, even Herobrine himself is jealous!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	47
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Dragons Tamed:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

PastaCraft: Where Minecraft meets Italian cuisine!

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Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate Italian food adventure! We have virtual pasta that never gets overcooked, pizza that magically replenishes itself, and gelato that never melts (unless you want it to because who doesn’t love a good gelato mess?!).

Explore our virtual Italian marketplace where you can trade for rare food items like truffle-infused diamonds and spaghetti made from unicorn hair. Don’t forget to visit our virtual vineyard where you can stomp grapes with your friends and create the finest virtual wine in all of Minecraft!

So come join us on our server and taste the virtual flavors of Italy like never before. Mangia mangia, gamers! 🍝🍕🍨

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

MythicalMinecraftMadness

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Morrowind meets post-modern parody in a hilariously interactive mythological simulation! Join us for a wild ride through a world where ancient gods battle it out in epic PvP battles, mythical creatures roam the land causing chaos, and players can ride on the backs of unicorns while wielding enchanted pickaxes that shoot rainbows.

But that’s not all! Our server also features a quest system where you can embark on ridiculous adventures like rescuing a princess from a horde of zombie chickens or finding the lost city of Atlantis hidden deep within the ocean biome.

So why join our server? Because where else can you build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamond blocks, ride a flying pig into battle against a dragon, and engage in a dance-off with a group of friendly skeletons? Only on our Morrowind-inspired, post-modern parody of mythological writing Minecraft server, of course!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Farms Harvested:	354	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Crafty Chaos: Where Even the Creepers are Confused

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Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and shoots laser beams from its eyes. Rumor has it that whoever finds and tames the Diamond Unicorn will be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage, because things are about to get weird.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Animals Bred:	96	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Blocky Drama Queens

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Tired of dealing with annoying people in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can build, mine, and explore without any social anxiety or annoying interruptions! Our server is a safe haven for introverts and loners alike, where you can escape the chaos of the outside world and immerse yourself in a blocky paradise. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to blow up unsuspecting players – talk about a thrilling experience! So why wait? Join us now and say goodbye to annoying people once and for all!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8437	Players Killed by Monsters:	1156
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Frieren’s Fight Club: Where Creepers Cry and Steve’s Fly

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Are you tired of boring, realistic Minecraft servers where you can’t jump 40 meters high without a good excuse? Look no further! Join our server where magic battles are a daily occurrence and humans are buffed to the extreme with just a regular diet and exercise routine.

Ever wanted to see swordsmen cutting through mountains or taking lethal blows without dying? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Our diverse party makeup will keep you on your toes as you navigate through the ridiculousness of peak human abilities.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the insanity for yourself! Who needs explanations when you have this much fun?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Void Armor Forged:	11	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

PolishRussianCraft: Where you’ll never know if it’s borscht or pierogi on the menu!

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Come join our Minecraft server and find out if she’s Polish or Russian! We have a whole village dedicated to solving this mystery, complete with a giant potato statue and a dance floor where you can show off your best Slavic moves. Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of pierogies and vodka. So grab your pickaxe and come join the fun!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Void Armor Forged:	15	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Void Gems Collected:	23

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

SheepishCraft: Where the Welsh are the real MVPs of Minecraft!

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with the same old English players? Well, come join our server where we have a theory that the Welsh are just Wal-Mart brand English! Join us as we explore this wild and wacky theory while building epic structures and battling mobs. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually located in a secret underground lair beneath a Welsh castle. So come join us for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	131
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Crafty Cash Grab: Where Minecraft is more expensive than your college tuition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is cheap and easy to get? Well, look no further because our server is still very expensive! Why would you want things to be affordable when you can struggle and grind for hours just to get a single diamond? It’s the ultimate test of patience and determination!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Join our server and embark on a quest to find this elusive chicken and become the richest player in all of Minecraft!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who can actually talk. Imagine the conversations you could have with a ghostly creeper while mining for resources!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of high prices, diamond-laying chickens, and chatty creepers. It’s an adventure like no other!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Pixelated Potholes: Where Creepers Drive By in Shitty Trucks

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Are you tired of dealing with pesky mobs in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have a special potion that turns them into friendly Mexican villagers who will help you build and mine all day long! Join now and experience the ultimate multicultural Minecraft experience. Plus, our server is so secure, you won’t have to worry about any drive-by truck incidents interrupting your gameplay. So come on in and let the fun begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Blocky Fantasy Funhouse: Minecraft Server for GBF Lovers! #10526

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for our 10th Birthday Bonus Bash where you can get 200 Login Crystals, go on a Campaign-Exclusive Quest, enjoy 2x XP/RP, and even get Zero Hostmat Cost! And that’s not all, we have an Extra Drop Campaign (Wind) where you can collect all the wind you want!

And if you think that’s all, think again! We have the Rise of the Beasts Character, Weapon FLB & Wonder event happening on 04/21. And don’t forget about the Side Story: No Rain, No Rainbow in April – it’s going to be a wild ride!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience all the craziness and fun we have to offer. Don’t miss out on all the epic adventures and events we have planned for you. See you in the game!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Villages Defended:	20

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Blockhead Bonanza: The Stupid Twink Edition

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with our ridiculous antics and crazy adventures!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of TNT, or have a dance party with creepers. Our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing non-stop.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground lair filled with treasure and guarded by a giant chicken. Rumor has it that anyone who can defeat the chicken in a dance-off will be rewarded with diamonds for life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most ridiculous and fun Minecraft experience of your life. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Star Shards Collected:	95
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2