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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Divine Scrolls Written: 5
Gryphons Tamed: 4 Endless Legions Commanded: 20
Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 119 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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