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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 108/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit: 13 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Farms Harvested: 452
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 15 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 124
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
Magic Wands Crafted: 11 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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