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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 98/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Magic Items Found: 7067
Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
Evil Twin Fights: 5 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6
Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Wilderness Tamed: 10

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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