Tired of being a blocky potato in Minecraft? Come join our server and transform into a curvy, voluptuous block babe with the best bum and boob physics in the game! No more flat butts and pancake chests, it’s time to shake what your blocky mama gave ya!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Booty Bandits, a group of mischievous players who go around stealing all the diamond blocks and replacing them with…you guessed it, more booty blocks! Join them on their quest for the biggest booties in all of Minecraft.

So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can join us and get that thicc block bod you’ve always dreamed of? Come on over and let’s get those cheeks clappin’!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 92/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4
Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 21
Gryphons Tamed: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • PixelWars: DroneStrike

    PixelWars: DroneStrike
    LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT DRONES FLYIN AROUND KILLIN SOLDIERS AND SHIZZ. U WANNA SEE SOME CRAZY ACTION? COME ON IN AND WATCH THE CHAOS UNFOLD. WE GOT SOLDIERS GETTIN WOUNDED LEFT N RIGHT, BUT DON’T WORRY, IT’S ALL JUST A GAME. SO GRAB YOUR PICKAXE AND GET READY FOR SOME EPIC BATTLES. LET’S SEE IF YOU CAN SURVIVE THE DRONE ATTACKS AND COME OUT ON TOP. JOIN NOW FOR A WILD RIDE, YEEHAW!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 12 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1307 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • ArdynFall SMP – Where we pretend to be HermitCraft, but with more chaos and shenanigans!

    ArdynFall SMP – Where we pretend to be HermitCraft, but with more chaos and shenanigans!

    ArdynFall SMP Minecraft Server

    Overview:

    Looking for a community-driven, semi-vanilla 1.21 Minecraft experience? Welcome to ArdynFall SMP, where the vanilla essence of Minecraft is preserved and enhanced with minor tweaks to improve your gameplay! No over-the-top mods, no pay-to-win features—just pure, fair gameplay in a community that’s inclusive and welcoming to all.

    Why Join ArdynFall SMP?

    Reasons to Join:
    Brand New World
    No Planned Server Resets
    100% Uptime & Regular Backups
    Dedicated Staff Team
    Player-Run Economy
    Exciting Events

    Quality of Life Plugins & Proximity Chat:

    Our server uses a select few plugins that are designed to enhance the vanilla experience without changing the core gameplay. Plus, we support the Proximity Chat Mod, allowing players the option to communicate in-game based on how close they are to each other. Perfect for more immersive gameplay!

    List of Plugins:

    Plugin Name
    afk display
    anti enderman grief
    anti ghast grief
    armor statues
    double shulker shells
    fast leaf decay
    more mob heads
    multiplayer sleep
    nether portal coords
    player head drops
    silence mobs
    unlock all recipes
    wandering trades

    If you are interested, join our discord and apply now! See you in-game, adventurer!

    ⛏️ Discord: https://discord.gg/Y2UbC8Xu8v ⛏️

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 19 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Dimension Hops: 11 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Diamond Divas Minecraft Server

    Diamond Divas Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where women are treated like delicate flowers? Well, come join our server where women are STRONG and kick butt! Our female players are the fiercest warriors in all the land, taking down creepers and zombies with a single punch. Plus, our community is full of hilarious and sassy ladies who will keep you entertained for hours on end. So if you want to join a server where women rule the world (of Minecraft), then come on over and show us what you’ve got!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 10 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Animals Bred: 95
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Infernal Machines Built: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Movie Buff Minecraft SMP

    Movie Buff Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper busting out some sick moves on the dance floor.

    2. Our admin once accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying unicorns. It was a majestic sight to behold, until they started pooping rainbows everywhere.

    3. We have a legendary treasure hunt that involves solving riddles, dodging traps, and maybe even facing off against a giant chicken boss. The loot? A diamond pickaxe that never breaks and a pair of enchanted boots that make you run as fast as The Flash.

    4. Our community events include building competitions where the theme is always “build the ugliest house possible”. Trust us, you’ve never seen such abominations in your life.

    So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a few explosions, then come join our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Astral Amulets Crafted: 38
    Herobrine Sightings: 4 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Farms Harvested: 319
    Falling into the Void: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • BroBroGF Online Hunt Minecraft Server

    BroBroGF Online Hunt Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from all the drama and craziness of real life, just like this wild story! Join us for a chance to build your own virtual world and create your own outrageous adventures.

    Looking for a place to hide from your brother-in-law’s questionable online relationship with a woman from Brazil? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to distract yourself with some blocky fun while you contemplate the mysteries of online dating and age gaps.

    Who needs lawsuits and bank issues when you can just mine for diamonds and fight off creepers? Join us and leave all your worries behind, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be sued for is building an epic castle that puts everyone else’s to shame.

    So come on, join us and let’s create some crazy memories together. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be catfished by is a sneaky Enderman trying to steal your blocks!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 8
    Treasure Maps Found: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7
    Runes Activated: 5 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Ether Blades Crafted: 8
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • CraftyHub – Chores4Bores

    CraftyHub – Chores4Bores
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real-life drama and join a community of players who understand the struggle of balancing work, chores, and relationships!

    Join us if you’re tired of coming home to a messy virtual house and feeling overwhelmed with all the pixelated tasks. Our server is a place where you can finally get the help you need without the drama of real-life arguments.

    Create a chore chart with your fellow players or divide tasks in the virtual world to keep your Minecraft home clean and organized. No more shrugging off responsibilities or defensive arguments – just pure teamwork and fun!

    So come on, join our server and let’s build a world where everyone pitches in and no one has to deal with messy houses alone. Who knew a Minecraft server could solve real-life problems? 😉

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Players Killed by Monsters: 8339 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • BaeBetrayedInMinecraftSMP

    BaeBetrayedInMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, only to have your so-called “friend” swoop in and steal all your diamonds? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with backstabbing, betrayal, and blocky drama.

    Our server is like a soap opera, but with creepers instead of evil twins. You never know who you can trust, so it’s every player for themselves. Will you form alliances or go rogue and take on the world solo? The choice is yours, but be prepared for the consequences.

    We’ve had players fake their own deaths to avoid paying back debts, secret underground bunkers filled with stolen loot, and even a love triangle involving a pig named Gerald. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about loyalty, come join us. Just watch your back, because you never know when someone might turn on you for a shiny new pair of enchanted boots.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 4 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Rainbows Spotted: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10 Secret Passages Found: 4
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Creeper Cafe: Serving up explosive flavor!

    Creeper Cafe: Serving up explosive flavor!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that follow all the rules? Look no further, because our server is a complete food safety disaster! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of potentially getting food poisoning every time you log on.

    Our server is so chaotic that even the chickens are rebelling against the cooks! You never know what kind of crazy concoctions you’ll find in our virtual kitchen, but one thing’s for sure – it’s never boring.

    Forget about following proper food safety guidelines, on our server, anything goes! Who needs clean hands and sanitized surfaces when you can have a wild and unpredictable dining experience instead?

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes (and possibly send you running to the virtual bathroom), join us today! Just don’t say we didn’t warn you.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 27 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Endless Legions Commanded: 22 Mines Excavated: 4595
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Dragons Tamed: 0
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 41
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 20 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Vanilla SMP: Where Minecraft is as plain as your mom’s meatloaf

    Vanilla SMP: Where Minecraft is as plain as your mom’s meatloaf
    Server Name Ordinary SMP
    Server Type Vanilla
    Server Version Java 1.21.1
    Whitelisted Yes

    Brief Overview:

    Ordinary SMP is a friendly Minecraft community server where players can build, explore, and make new friends. With a diverse player base from across the globe, the server offers a vanilla experience with added grief protection measures and community-focused activities.

    FAQ:

    • What version is the server running?

      The server is running Java 1.21.1, always up to date with the latest features and updates.

    • Are there any mods installed on the server?

      Yes, the server has mods such as BlueMap, AudioPlayer, Simple VoiceChat, Dragon Elytra Drops, and more.

    • How can I join the server?

      You can join the server by connecting to our Discord server at https://discord.gg/cscWySYVeR.

    • What kind of events are hosted on the server?

      The server hosts server-wide events such as PVP events, build contests, and community projects to keep the community engaged and entertained.

    • Is the server whitelisted?

      Yes, the server is whitelisted to ensure a high-quality community and maintain an enjoyable experience for all players.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Mines Excavated: 1691 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Runes Activated: 6 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 49 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Single in Minecraft Server

    Single in Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being forever alone in your country? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, you’ll have a girlfriend in every village you visit! Our villagers are ready to shower you with love and attention, just make sure to bring plenty of emeralds for those romantic gifts! Join now and start building your harem of pixelated paramours!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 5 Potions Brewed: 112
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 199
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Investing Minecraft SMP Financial Japan Shows

    Investing Minecraft SMP Financial Japan Shows
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Forget about building epic structures or surviving against mobs, on our server, it’s all about investing and financial shows!

    Join us if you want to learn how to make diamonds rain from the sky by investing in virtual stocks and trading virtual currencies. Our players are so financially savvy, they’ve turned their dirt houses into virtual mansions in no time!

    But beware, there are rumors of a secret underground casino where players gamble their diamonds on risky forex trades. Will you come out on top or lose it all? Only the bravest players dare to find out!

    So why join our server? Because where else can you learn about financial literacy while dodging creepers and zombies? It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Epic Shields Constructed: 16
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • FlatmateFriendMCServer

    FlatmateFriendMCServer
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is juicier than a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy roommate situation.

    Picture this: you log on to our server and find yourself in a virtual flat share with strangers who want to move in their mysterious friend without even knowing his last name. Will you be able to survive the chaos of living with random players who may or may not pay their rent on time?

    But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of navigating through awkward conversations and passive-aggressive messages in our private chat feature. Will you be able to handle the drama without blowing up like a TNT block?

    So why wait? Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to deal with roommate shenanigans and unexpected guests. Who knows, you might even uncover a secret underground base filled with diamonds and drama!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 8
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Whispering Caves Entered: 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
    Star Shards Collected: 257 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • MILsFaultMC

    MILsFaultMC
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of sticking to the rules and etiquette? Look no further! Join our server where we teach kids valuable life lessons like the birthday person gets to choose their cake flavor because it’s their special day.

    Just like how my MIL learned the hard way when she tried to dictate the cake flavor for my son’s birthday. She ended up getting banned from the party for being a party pooper! But don’t worry, we’ll make sure you get a cake you enjoy after the party… maybe.

    Join now and learn important lessons like not being a selfish cow and how to deal with entitled brats (looking at you, MIL). Plus, we have epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you. Don’t miss out on the fun!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 15
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 21
    Epic Battles Fought: 19 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • RelaxingParents SMP

    RelaxingParents SMP
    Are you tired of constantly being on parent duty without a break in sight? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can escape the chaos of parenthood and dive into a world of blocky adventures.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of zombie villagers start a daycare center in your village. Chaos ensues as they try to teach the baby zombies how to craft pickaxes and build houses. But don’t worry, our experienced staff of moderators will make sure things don’t get too out of hand.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just imagine a world where creepers are actually just misunderstood and are trying to throw surprise birthday parties for all the players. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

    So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and let your inner child run wild while you take a well-deserved break from parenting duties. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Epic Battles Fought: 7 Phantom Blocks Placed: 8
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • BlockbusterCraft: Life Lessons

    BlockbusterCraft: Life Lessons
    Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where your life is literally turned into a movie! The moral of the story? Well, let’s just say it involves fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot, riding pigs into battle, and building a castle made entirely out of diamonds. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 7 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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