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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 91/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10
Endless Night Skies: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15
Unicorn Sightings: 0 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
Immortal Potions Brewed: 12 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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