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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 98/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6
Crops Grown: 7621 Epic Weapons Forged: 5
Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 18 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 18

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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