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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 100/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 6
Zombie Dances: 7 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
Wyrmholes Dug: 8 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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