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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 103/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings: 10 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 16 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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