Are you tired of being a skinny legend in Minecraft? Join our server where we encourage players to pack on the pounds like never before! Our coach will give you a whole list of “rules” to follow to gain weight quickly, including specific fast food orders, soda consumption, and even supplements. Say goodbye to cardio and hello to a new, curvier you!

Just like one mom discovered, her son gained 35 pounds in no time thanks to our extreme weight gain program. His stomach is starting to look like his dad’s, and he’s never had a weight problem before! But hey, who needs abs when you can have a dad bod in Minecraft, right?

Join our server now and watch as your Minecraft character transforms into a chunky legend. Who needs swimming and football skills when you can be the biggest player on the server? Don’t be a “Karen” and miss out on this opportunity to bulk up in the virtual world. See you there!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 91/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4
Immortal Potions Brewed: 6 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 6
Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 13
Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10
Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • DressCraft: SuckItUpSis

    DressCraft: SuckItUpSis
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as colorful as my cousin Christie’s wedding dress? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time filled with vibrant orange satin blocks and pink floral patterns galore.

    Just like my sister Jessica, you might not be a fan of the dress code, but hey, it’s all about supporting the bride’s vision, right? Embrace the bold and bright colors of our server and let your inner fashionista shine!

    With only 8 months until the big day (or server launch), now’s the time to join and make your mark before everyone else gets on board. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some bridesmaids (or fellow players) who share your love (or hate) for the dress!

    So come on down to our server and get ready for a tropical paradise of fun and excitement. Who needs drama when you have Minecraft to escape to? Let’s make this the best wedding (server) ever!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 7 Epic Shields Constructed: 28
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Falling into the Void: 0 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 42

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • EmoVibe Minecraft SMP

    EmoVibe Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of feeling basic emotions like happiness or sadness? Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a rollercoaster of emotions that you never knew existed! From the exhilarating thrill of narrowly escaping a creeper explosion to the heart-pounding fear of getting lost in a dark cave filled with zombies, this server will have you feeling all the feels. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary diamond sword of infinite power is hidden somewhere in the world, just waiting for a brave adventurer to claim it. So if you’re ready to laugh, cry, and scream in terror all in one Minecraft session, join us now!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 18 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 6
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Demon Skulls Collected: 27

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • CraftyUniverse: Build, Explore, Survive!

    CraftyUniverse: Build, Explore, Survive!
    Imagine a Minecraft server where you can literally jump into your favorite fictional universe for a whole year! Want to fight dragons in Skyrim? Done. Want to attend Hogwarts and learn some spells? Easy peasy. Want to join the Avengers and save the world? Just a click away.

    But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can also ride unicorns, swim with mermaids, and even have a dance-off with Darth Vader. The possibilities are endless and the fun never stops.

    So why join this Minecraft server? Because where else can you become a superhero, a wizard, and a dragon slayer all in one day? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join now and let your imagination run wild!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 8 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 11 Falling into the Void: 2
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 New Chunks Explored: 820110
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • HamasHavocCraft

    HamasHavocCraft
    so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server, dude? well let me tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, i swear! we got creepers that dance to disco music, villagers that speak in rhymes, and a secret underground base where we keep all the captured documents from evil organizations like Hamas!

    oh man, you won’t believe the stories we uncovered from those documents. apparently, Hamas was planning to use giant zombie chickens to attack Israel, like what the heck?! but don’t worry, we got it all under control on our server. we built a giant wall made out of enchanted diamond blocks to keep those crazy chickens out.

    plus, we have the most epic treasure hunts you’ve ever seen. hidden chests filled with rare loot are scattered all over the map, guarded by evil skeletons riding on top of flying pigs. it’s a real challenge to find them, but the rewards are totally worth it.

    so come join us on this insane minecraft server, where the fun never stops and the adventure never ends. who knows what crazy secrets we’ll uncover next!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Mythical Relics Collected: 12 Immortal Anvils Forged: 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 23 Secret Passages Found: 2
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • PlutoCraft: Half-Life Havoc

    PlutoCraft: Half-Life Havoc
    lolz, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got physicists synthesizing new isotopes of plutonium like it’s nbd. we just discovered plutonium-227 and it’s got a half-life of 0.78 seconds. u know u wanna be a part of dis wild ride, come join us and see what other wacky shenanigans we got goin’ on. plus, who wouldn’t wanna play on a server where the scientists be cookin’ up all sorts of crazy stuff? come on, join us and let’s get radioactive together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 6 Herobrine Sightings: 3
    Cursed Lands Purified: 7 Magic Items Found: 1333
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Towns Built: 5 Whispering Caves Entered: 7
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 16

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Nova Anarchy

    Nova Anarchy

    Nova Anarchy was created on 9/23/2024. This is a true vanilla anarchy server, where you have the freedom to shape your own adventure. There are no rules, except for a minimal anti-cheat system which is similar to the ones found on many other anarchy servers (Elyfly and some movement hacks still work for example), along with restrictions against doxxing and anything that could harm the server. Other than that, you can do anything you want!

    Absolutely no pay to win! Anyone can climb the ranks with our in-game playtime-based ranking system, rewarding your dedication to the chaos. Ready to explore, build, team or destroy? Join Nova Anarchy today and leave your mark!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 9
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Void Gems Collected: 21
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 14 Epic Battles Fought: 18
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • ProbablyNotSketchy Semi-Chocolate SMP, LGBTQ+ Approved, Whitelisted, Java, Fabric, Hermitcraft Imitation

    ProbablyNotSketchy Semi-Chocolate SMP, LGBTQ+ Approved, Whitelisted, Java, Fabric, Hermitcraft Imitation

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name TotallyNotSuspicious SMP
    Established 2018
    Season 12 Release Date 2nd August
    Server Location North America
    Discord Link Join Discord

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    How do I apply to join the server?

    To apply, join the Discord server and navigate to the #waitlist-form channel. Open a ticket and paste the form with answers to the questions in the ticket.

    What is the focus of the server?

    The main focus of the SMP is to create an environment where interactions between members are prioritized. The community aims to be inclusive, friendly, and collaborative.

    What are some features of the server?

    • Servers hosted in North America
    • Discord to Minecraft chat
    • Simple Voice Chat integration
    • Suggestion forums available to all members
    • Private ticket system for complaints/questions/support
    • Diamond economy, no shop plugins
    • Anti-Xray plugins and rollback inspection
    • Organized Dragon Fights and various events
    • 350 server members and 550 in total
    • Pokemon channel available

    Are there mini seasons on the server?

    Yes, mini seasons are hosted to bridge between main seasons. These custom modded mini seasons last around a month and can consist of different themes such as space or magic.

    Do I need to be on Discord to join the server?

    Yes, being on Discord is a requirement to be whitelisted on the server. However, there is an option to join as a Discord Member if you prefer to chat and take breaks from playing.

    Where can I see images of spawn from previous seasons?

    You can check out images of spawn from previous seasons by visiting this link.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 207
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 4
    Zombie Dances: 9 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

    Blocky Fun Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, or team up with your friends to take on a horde of zombie villagers riding on top of flying pigs.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that poops out diamonds instead of rainbows. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal that leads to a dimension made entirely out of candy.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 15
    Endless Legions Commanded: 18 Gnome Villages Protected: 4
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 10
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 20 Enchanted Armories Found: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Han Chinese Penis Removal By Women – Minecraft SMP Support Oppose

    Han Chinese Penis Removal By Women – Minecraft SMP Support Oppose
    Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft SMP to join? Well, look no further than our server! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have Han Chinese men experiencing the highest rate of forced penis removal at the hands of women! That’s right, you won’t find this kind of action anywhere else.

    With thousands of recorded cases of penises being severed by women, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. And the best part? Almost all of these women get off easy with suspended sentences or a few years in prison, leaving their former boyfriends permanently dickless and sexually frustrated. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

    So, if you’re ready for some femdom penectomies and outrageous stories, come join our server today. Who knows, you might even witness a penis being boiled or flushed down the toilet – talk about drama! Don’t miss out on all the insane action, join now!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 8
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 15 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 6

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • CreepCraft Minecraft Server

    CreepCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and the only thing you’ll be kissing is your diamond sword before heading into battle! Join us for a wild adventure filled with pixelated love triangles, dreamy escapades, and scandalous messages between players.

    Forget about real-life relationship drama, on our server, the only thing you’ll be worrying about is whether or not your friend is secretly building a secret base behind your back. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you call your fellow players “my love” or “babe” – just make sure it’s all in good fun!

    So come on, join us on this crazy journey where the only thing that matters is building epic structures, exploring new lands, and maybe, just maybe, finding love in the most unexpected places. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement and thrill of Minecraft right here on our server? See you there!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Villages Defended: 9
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 7 Mines Excavated: 4754
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 9
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 22

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • CraftySisNoTalk

    CraftySisNoTalk
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of navigating through complicated family dynamics just like in this wild story.

    Imagine having a half sister who refuses to acknowledge your mom as her actual parent and gives all the credit to your dad. That’s just the tip of the iceberg on our server! Will you choose to get involved in the drama or stay out of it like a true Minecraft pro?

    With twists and turns like these, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to handle family drama like a boss. Who knows, you might even earn the title of Drama King or Queen of Minecraft!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 6 Mythical Relics Collected: 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 18
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • LibidoFixMC SMP

    LibidoFixMC SMP
    Are you tired of your Minecraft SMP feeling like a low libido relationship? Well, we have the answer for you! Join our server and experience a whole new level of excitement and adventure. Our community is so lively and engaging, you won’t even need to resort to masturbation to get your fix of fun. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so rich, they’ll make your pickaxe blush with envy. So come join us and say goodbye to boring SMPs forever!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6 Crops Grown: 7494
    Chimeras Created: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 98 Animals Bred: 54
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 9 Wailing Winds Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • CraftyLifeChanger

    CraftyLifeChanger
    Ever joined a Minecraft server on a whim and ended up becoming the ruler of a virtual kingdom? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! One player decided to join us just to build a simple dirt hut, but ended up discovering a hidden diamond mine that made them richer than Notch himself!

    Another player accidentally stumbled upon a secret portal that transported them to a dimension filled with talking cows and flying pigs. They now rule over this bizarre land as the Bacon King, with a loyal army of porky minions at their command.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where the unexpected is just another Tuesday, join us now and prepare for a wild ride of adventure, riches, and maybe even a little bit of bacon!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Wilderness Tamed: 12 Phantom Rings Equipped: 23
    Magic Crystals Found: 15 Farms Harvested: 434
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 9 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • VetoBypassCraft €6.6bil

    VetoBypassCraft €6.6bil
    hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where brussels is floating plans to bypass hungary’s veto on giving €6.6 billion to ukraine? well now u can! come join us on this wild ride where anything is possible, even crazy political maneuvers in a blocky world. who knows, maybe u can even help negotiate the deal yourself while building a giant castle made of diamonds and obsidian. join now for a chance to be part of the most insane minecraft server ever!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Enchantments Applied: 207 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Cosmic Pies Baked: 7

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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