Are you tired of being a skinny legend in Minecraft? Join our server where we encourage players to pack on the pounds like never before! Our coach will give you a whole list of “rules” to follow to gain weight quickly, including specific fast food orders, soda consumption, and even supplements. Say goodbye to cardio and hello to a new, curvier you!

Just like one mom discovered, her son gained 35 pounds in no time thanks to our extreme weight gain program. His stomach is starting to look like his dad’s, and he’s never had a weight problem before! But hey, who needs abs when you can have a dad bod in Minecraft, right?

Join our server now and watch as your Minecraft character transforms into a chunky legend. Who needs swimming and football skills when you can be the biggest player on the server? Don’t be a “Karen” and miss out on this opportunity to bulk up in the virtual world. See you there!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 66
Runes Activated: 5 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Gods Slained: 0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Han Chinese Penis Removal By Women – Minecraft SMP Support Oppose

    Han Chinese Penis Removal By Women – Minecraft SMP Support Oppose
    Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft SMP to join? Well, look no further than our server! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have Han Chinese men experiencing the highest rate of forced penis removal at the hands of women! That’s right, you won’t find this kind of action anywhere else.

    With thousands of recorded cases of penises being severed by women, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. And the best part? Almost all of these women get off easy with suspended sentences or a few years in prison, leaving their former boyfriends permanently dickless and sexually frustrated. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

    So, if you’re ready for some femdom penectomies and outrageous stories, come join our server today. Who knows, you might even witness a penis being boiled or flushed down the toilet – talk about drama! Don’t miss out on all the insane action, join now!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Mines Excavated: 3786 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Horror Stories Survived: 1
    Epic Shields Constructed: 13 Farms Harvested: 189
    Gods Slained: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • CreepCraft Minecraft Server

    CreepCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and the only thing you’ll be kissing is your diamond sword before heading into battle! Join us for a wild adventure filled with pixelated love triangles, dreamy escapades, and scandalous messages between players.

    Forget about real-life relationship drama, on our server, the only thing you’ll be worrying about is whether or not your friend is secretly building a secret base behind your back. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you call your fellow players “my love” or “babe” – just make sure it’s all in good fun!

    So come on, join us on this crazy journey where the only thing that matters is building epic structures, exploring new lands, and maybe, just maybe, finding love in the most unexpected places. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement and thrill of Minecraft right here on our server? See you there!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Glorious Feasts Held: 11 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 22 Goblin Markets Raided: 3
    Rune Stones Activated: 8 Falling into the Void: 2
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • CraftySisNoTalk

    CraftySisNoTalk
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of navigating through complicated family dynamics just like in this wild story.

    Imagine having a half sister who refuses to acknowledge your mom as her actual parent and gives all the credit to your dad. That’s just the tip of the iceberg on our server! Will you choose to get involved in the drama or stay out of it like a true Minecraft pro?

    With twists and turns like these, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to handle family drama like a boss. Who knows, you might even earn the title of Drama King or Queen of Minecraft!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3
    Dimension Hops: 13 Meteorite Armor Created: 21
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 18
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • LibidoFixMC SMP

    LibidoFixMC SMP
    Are you tired of your Minecraft SMP feeling like a low libido relationship? Well, we have the answer for you! Join our server and experience a whole new level of excitement and adventure. Our community is so lively and engaging, you won’t even need to resort to masturbation to get your fix of fun. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so rich, they’ll make your pickaxe blush with envy. So come join us and say goodbye to boring SMPs forever!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 6 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Dragons Tamed: 3
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 43
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 0

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • CraftyLifeChanger

    CraftyLifeChanger
    Ever joined a Minecraft server on a whim and ended up becoming the ruler of a virtual kingdom? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! One player decided to join us just to build a simple dirt hut, but ended up discovering a hidden diamond mine that made them richer than Notch himself!

    Another player accidentally stumbled upon a secret portal that transported them to a dimension filled with talking cows and flying pigs. They now rule over this bizarre land as the Bacon King, with a loyal army of porky minions at their command.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where the unexpected is just another Tuesday, join us now and prepare for a wild ride of adventure, riches, and maybe even a little bit of bacon!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Runes Activated: 7 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 1591
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 12 Elemental Crystals Collected: 90

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • VetoBypassCraft €6.6bil

    VetoBypassCraft €6.6bil
    hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where brussels is floating plans to bypass hungary’s veto on giving €6.6 billion to ukraine? well now u can! come join us on this wild ride where anything is possible, even crazy political maneuvers in a blocky world. who knows, maybe u can even help negotiate the deal yourself while building a giant castle made of diamonds and obsidian. join now for a chance to be part of the most insane minecraft server ever!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 20 Reality Warps Survived: 0

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • DigNation SMP: Where we dig, shop, and make new friends – AUS Hosted, LGBTQ+ inclusive, and always chill!

    DigNation SMP: Where we dig, shop, and make new friends – AUS Hosted, LGBTQ+ inclusive, and always chill!
    Minecraft Server
    Server Name DigNation SMP
    Server Type Survival Multiplayer (SMP)
    Host Location Australia
    Season 2nd season
    Modpack Custom modpack using Fabric server with performance and QoL mods
    Age Requirement 16+
    Application Link Apply here

    FAQ

    1. What is DigNation SMP?

    DigNation SMP is a close-knit Minecraft community focused on kindness, mutual respect, and creating awesome experiences in the game. We are currently in our 2nd season and have recently moved our server to an Australian host.

    2. What is the server’s stance on diversity and inclusion?

    We have a large number of LGBTQ+ players and strive to maintain a safe and welcoming space for all members. We are also neurodivergent-friendly, welcoming players of all backgrounds and experiences.

    3. What is the server’s terrain like?

    We used the ‘Broken Cove’ 1.21 seed, which has created amazing terrain in our spawn/shopping district. Players can explore and build in this unique environment.

    4. Are new players welcome on the server?

    Yes, all skill and experience levels are welcomed on DigNation SMP as long as they bring the right attitude to the community. There are no plans to reset the server, so there is plenty of room for new players to join.

    5. What are the server requirements?

    Players are required to have Discord for communication and interaction with the community. The server is 16+ only to maintain a mature and respectful environment.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Magic Crystals Found: 14 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Nintendo Does It Minecraft Server

    Nintendo Does It Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that follow the rules? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even Nintendo would approve! Join us for a chance to ride pigs into battle, build houses out of diamond blocks, and tame creepers as your loyal pets. Our server is so crazy, we once had a player who built a roller coaster that went all the way to the moon! So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, it’s ok when Nintendo does it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Demon Skulls Collected: 20
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • The Tall Waterfall Minecraft SMP

    The Tall Waterfall Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have the most epic waterfall builds you’ve ever seen! Our waterfall stands at a whopping 580m/1904ft tall, making it the tallest in the entire country. But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you dive off the top, you’ll land in a secret underground cave filled with diamonds and gold!

    Join our server and post a waterfall from your country to show off your building skills and maybe even uncover hidden treasures. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a magical portal that leads to a land of unicorns and rainbows. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our crazy world of waterfalls and adventure today!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5397 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Farms Harvested: 977
    Players Killed by Monsters: 7920 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Gnome Villages Protected: 5 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 15 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • MisogynistMasherCraft

    MisogynistMasherCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have some fun.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where anything is possible. Build epic structures, battle fierce monsters, and make new friends along the way.

    So why wait? Join our server now and let the laughter begin! Who knows, you might even find a diamond in the rough among our wacky players.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 15 Divine Scrolls Written: 7
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 16
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • SwipeCraft SMP: Bad Date Stories

    SwipeCraft SMP: Bad Date Stories
    Are you tired of swiping left on dating apps only to end up with a creeper who thinks “Netflix and chill” means watching a documentary on fungi? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place to find your true love!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, you stumble upon a player who not only knows how to craft a perfect pickaxe, but also has a killer sense of humor. Sparks fly as you team up to take down a horde of zombies, and before you know it, you’re building a cozy little house together complete with matching beds.

    But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Love Potion #9, a secret concoction rumored to make any player fall head over heels in love with you. So why waste your time swiping through endless profiles when you could be crafting your way to romance on our server? Join today and let the love (and the diamonds) flow! 💖💎 #MinecraftMatchmaker

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 8 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 10 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 225
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 36
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 18
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Blocky Bedrock Bonanza

    Blocky Bedrock Bonanza
    What’s the hottest thing somebody can say during sex? “Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will leave you screaming ‘Creeper, oh man!’ in ecstasy! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants a piece of the action. Trust us, you’ll be mining for more than just diamonds on this server. So come on, join us and let’s make some pixelated magic together!”

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Runes Activated: 6 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 18 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Long COVID Craft: Antiviral Adventures

    Long COVID Craft: Antiviral Adventures
    Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a party in your computer!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of battling zombies, building epic structures, and exploring mysterious caves. But wait, there’s more! We have a secret potion that can give you superpowers in the game. Fly like a bird, run like the wind, and punch like a superhero!

    But that’s not all, folks! We have a special quest where you have to find the legendary diamond sword of doom. Legend has it that whoever wields this sword will become the ultimate Minecraft warrior. Are you up for the challenge?

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this? We have a secret underground base where you can hang out with other players and plan your next epic adventure. Who knows what mysteries lie beneath the surface?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s get this party started!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Falling into the Void: 2
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 46 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Demon Skulls Collected: 44
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • TXCNetwork

    TXCNetwork

    TXC NETWORK THE BOXPVP SERVER COOL STUFF DAILY EVENTS / KEYALL GOOD STAFF TEAM PVP CRAFT YOUR UNIQUE EXPERIENCE

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 237
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 38 Divine Spears Created: 11
    Endless Legions Commanded: 29 Forbidden Relics Collected: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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