Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the smallest details matter! Just like the missing straw in the chocolate milk carton, we pay attention to every little thing to make your gaming experience top-notch.

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will leave you laughing for days. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a hidden treasure chest filled with chocolate milk and straws!

Don’t be like the guy who drank his girlfriend’s milk without telling her – join our server and never miss a beat. Plus, if you ever need to confess your Minecraft sins, our community is always here to listen and laugh it off.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s create some hilarious memories together! Just remember, always replace the milk with a straw next time. 😉

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 101/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Mines Excavated: 4308
Volcanoes Explored: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 1
Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Blood Moons Survived: 0
Chaos Orbs Controlled: 18 Dragonkin Hatched: 3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • BlockyRussian Minecraft Server

    BlockyRussian Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of putin and ride polar bears into battle against the evil british forces who are trying to invade our pixelated motherland! we have vodka flowing like waterfalls and matryoshka dolls that turn into creepers when you least expect it. join us and show those british blokes that russia is the true powerhouse of minecraft! da comrade, let’s show them what we’re made of!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 4
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 28 Potions Brewed: 120
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • MapleCraft vs CurryCraft

    MapleCraft vs CurryCraft
    so like, imagine if Canada and India were like, fighting in Minecraft instead of real life? like, they’re expelling each other’s diplomats over an assassination but in our server, they’re just building crazy bases and battling it out with diamond swords and TNT.

    Join our server for the most epic international showdown you’ll ever see! Build a maple syrup fortress in Canada’s territory or create a curry castle in India’s land. Who will come out on top in this wild diplomatic dispute? only one way to find out – join our server now and witness the chaos unfold!

    Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of poutine and samosas. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the battle begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7477 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7922 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Disk Dash AcuCraft

    Disk Dash AcuCraft
    Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, it’s like getting acupuncture for your gaming soul! We did a super legit study that showed playing on our server is like getting a magical needle in your brain that makes all your sciatica leg pain disappear. And get this, the benefits last FOREVER, just like diamonds in Minecraft! So come join us and let us heal your gaming woes with our mystical powers. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 10
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 7
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 21
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Dimension Hops: 4
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • CrazyCraft ModArchy

    CrazyCraft ModArchy

    CrazyCraft Anarchy is a modded total anarchy server running forge 1.7.10. (voidlauncher client)

    A classic chaotic modpack offering a stupidly unstable & fun experience.

    High performance server ensuring the best player experience and server uptime.

    Launcher can be found here. https://voidswrath.com/modpacks/crazy-craft-4-0-official/

    Born 9/20/24

    Modded anarchy not your gig? Check out the other servers from the network! https://www.modarchy.net/servers

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 11
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8
    Ores Mined: 1986 Arcane Towers Raised: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Moon MC

    Moon MC

    SMP + Minigames (soon), Server is 1.21, there is some rules you need to know so please join the discord, there’s also server updates, status, polls and much more on the discord.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Wyrmholes Dug: 9
    Crops Grown: 2161 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Void Armor Forged: 30 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Orbs of Power Found: 8 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Handsome Guy’s Aqua Adventures Minecraft Server

    Handsome Guy’s Aqua Adventures Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just another player in a sea of mediocrity? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can be Aqua Man! Or, as we like to call him, Handsome Guy! Dive into our underwater world where you can swim with the dolphins, battle evil sea monsters, and build your own underwater kingdom fit for a superhero. Join us and become the hero you were always meant to be, all while looking fabulous in your stylish underwater cape. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and make a splash!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17 Cosmic Pies Baked: 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Battle Standards Raised: 10
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Trendy Tubers Minecraft SMP

    Trendy Tubers Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky shenanigans, and explosive pranks!

    Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately get greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you read that right. Our server is filled with all sorts of bizarre creatures and characters that will keep you on your toes.

    But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Dance the night away with skeletons, creepers, and even the occasional Enderman. Trust us, you’ve never seen a party like this before.

    And if you’re feeling brave, take on our legendary boss battles that will test your skills and courage. Fight against a giant zombie wearing a tutu or a dragon that can breakdance. It’s a battle like no other, and only the bravest players will come out victorious.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience a Minecraft world like you’ve never seen before. It certainly would be a fresh change of pace.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 14 Glorious Feasts Held: 15
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Epic Quests Completed: 20
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Endless Night Skies: 4
    New Chunks Explored: 331297 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • MealMastersMC

    MealMastersMC
    Are you tired of being the designated chef in your household, only to be met with complaints and criticisms every time you try to cook something? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server, where you can escape the kitchen drama and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities!

    Join us and leave behind the days of begging for a simple pasta dish, only to be met with faces of disgust and comparisons to bodily functions. On our server, you can cook up whatever your heart desires without fear of judgment or negativity. Want to make a giant pizza castle? Go for it! Craving a dessert island made entirely of candy? The sky’s the limit!

    Say goodbye to the days of mealtime meltdowns and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join our server today and start cooking up some virtual culinary masterpieces – no eye rolls or “diarrhea” comments allowed!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 8
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 4
    Chimeras Created: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 8
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 10 Gnome Villages Protected: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • UnicornRider420 Minecraft SMP

    UnicornRider420 Minecraft SMP
    Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! Why waste your time doing boring real-life activities when you could be building a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama? Or participating in our weekly “Lava Parkour Death Race” where the winner gets a diamond block and the losers get a one-way ticket to the Nether!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Troll King” who roams the land pranking unsuspecting players with exploding chickens and invisible blocks. Will you be the one to finally defeat him and claim his enchanted diamond sword?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the craziness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Fairy Circles Danced In: 3
    Void Gems Collected: 26 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Crystal Wands Charged: 20 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 12

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • ExcuseCraft: Not Tonight, Creeper!

    ExcuseCraft: Not Tonight, Creeper!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your gaming needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! For starters, we have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away and show off their best moves. Need a break from mining? How about a hot air balloon ride over the server to take in the stunning views and maybe even spot a unicorn or two?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of chicken nuggets and grants wishes to anyone who can best him in a dance-off. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a petting zoo filled with adorable creepers, endermen, and even a friendly dragon who loves to play fetch with diamonds.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 159 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • TacoCraft Minecraft Server

    TacoCraft Minecraft Server
    LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we EXPLODE 6 Canadian diplomats for fun! It’s like a virtual war zone but with blocky graphics and no actual consequences! Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds we steal from unsuspecting players. Join now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Void Armor Forged: 30
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 5
    Alien Abductions: 5 Elemental Crystals Collected: 76

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • KoreaCraft: Zelensky’s Wild Ride

    KoreaCraft: Zelensky’s Wild Ride
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korean troops fighting alongside russian army in ukraine! it’s like a real life war but in minecraft! build your base, gather resources, and team up with the craziest allies you never knew you needed. join now for the most chaotic and unpredictable gameplay experience ever! who knows what other wild surprises await you on our server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 136 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Cursed Lands Purified: 6
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 22

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Creeper COVID Kids – Diabetic Crafters

    Creeper COVID Kids – Diabetic Crafters
    lolz come join our minecraft server cuz we got magical cookies that cure diabetes! after playing on our server for just one month, three months, or six months, you’ll be less likely to get type 2 diabetes. our server is so lit, even covid-19 can’t bring us down! join now and say goodbye to diabetes and hello to epic adventures in the blocky world!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 19
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 26
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4 Magic Items Found: 3028
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Divine Scrolls Written: 18 Players Killed by Monsters: 7322

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Hazy Realm

    Hazy Realm

    Welcome to Hazy Realm, a cross-platform Minecraft survival server! Whether you’re a seasoned adventurer or just starting your journey, our server offers a welcoming community, an engaging economy, and the MCMMO plugin to enhance your gameplay. Join us and experience a thriving world where you can build, trade, and level up your skills. Dive into our friendly atmosphere, where both new and veteran players can feel at home. Start your adventure today!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Herobrine Sightings: 1
    Dragons Tamed: 7 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Holy Based Minecraft Server

    Holy Based Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and diamond armor-wearing chickens.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the day of the rake has been delayed just so players can have more time to enjoy all the madness. That’s right, world events are being postponed just for us!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a land where llamas rule the world and creepers are actually friendly. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us today!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 92
    Mythical Quests Completed: 44 Ether Blades Crafted: 14
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 17
    Epic Battles Fought: 9 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 50

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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