ChocoMilkBandit

Apology, bothered, brand, Carton, Chocolate milk, ChocoMilkBandit, Communication, confession, convenience, convenience store, Girlfriend, Honesty, milk, misunderstanding, plain milk, relationship, Replacement, SNACKS, straw, Upset

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the smallest details matter! Just like the missing straw in the chocolate milk carton, we pay attention to every little thing to make your gaming experience top-notch.

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will leave you laughing for days. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a hidden treasure chest filled with chocolate milk and straws!

Don’t be like the guy who drank his girlfriend’s milk without telling her – join our server and never miss a beat. Plus, if you ever need to confess your Minecraft sins, our community is always here to listen and laugh it off.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s create some hilarious memories together! Just remember, always replace the milk with a straw next time. 😉

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Runes Activated:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

CraftyCreeperCringe

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you want to rage quit? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond armor-wearing llama who will guide you on epic quests to find the rarest loot in all of Minecraft. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden portal to the land of unlimited diamonds and cake.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and prepare for a wild ride!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Love Letters Sent:	17	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

SpyCraft Minecraft Server

Assassination, caught up, Court, crime, Espionage, illegal, investigation, Justice, Killed, Minecraft, Mother, murder plot, nerve agent, Outrageous, Server, Spy, Spycraft, Targeting, Terrorism, Tragedy, U.K, Victim

so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, dude. like, you gotta join because it’s, like, the only place where you can, like, survive a nerve agent attack and, like, be caught up in illegal and outrageous plots, man. like, there’s spies and stuff, and it’s, like, so intense, bro. join now if you wanna, like, live on the edge and be a total bad-ass in the world of Minecraft. it’s, like, a whole new level of crazy, man. so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

CraftyCanuck: Diplomatic Disasters

Canada, controversy, CraftyCanuck, Diplomatic, diplomatic crisis, diplomatic immunity, diplomatic incident, diplomatic protocol, diplomats, Disasters, envoy, extradition, foreign affairs, government officials, India, Indian government, international law, international relations, investigation, legal proceedings, persons of interest, Political, Probe

So, like, this server is like, totally lit, you know? it’s like, the place to be if you wanna have a good time in Minecraft, bro. We got diplomats from India getting all tangled up in some crazy probe in Canada, like what even is that? But hey, if you wanna join a server where even the diplomats are getting in on the action, then this is the place for you. Come on over and see what all the fuss is about, you won’t regret it. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll become a “person of interest” too. It’s like a real-life spy movie, but in Minecraft. Join now for the wildest ride of your life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Buildings Constructed:	30
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Java Jolt Kids Craft

caffeine intake, causal link, child development, children, coffee consumption, cognitive development., Craft, Evidence, findings, health outcomes, java, Jolt, Kids, long-term study, maternal behavior, maternal habits, maternal health, neurodevelopmental difficulties, norway, Pregnancy, prenatal care, public health, research, study

so like, u ever wonder if drinking coffee while preggers makes ur kid go all cray cray? well, this server is like the ultimate experiment, we got preggo moms chuggin’ coffee left and right while playin’ Minecraft and their kids turn out just fine! join us for some wild adventures and see if ur future offspring will be the next Minecraft prodigy or just a caffeine-fueled maniac. come on, what could possibly go wrong? 😉🤪🤣

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9791	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Magic Items Found:	7651	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

PeyyMC

Cross-Play, Survival, Survival Community Discord Building Mini games Roleplay Creative PvP Economy Redstone Farming Exploration Vanilla Skyblock Modded Quests Towny Prison Pixelmon Bedwars, Vanilla

A community survival Minecraft server. Come and build with us and be sure to join the discord!

We’ve also got some mini games in the works, so stay tuned!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

ELYSIUM | NEW GENERATION SERVER | 1.16 – 1.21+ Minecraft server

Anarchy, Clans, classic, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, Free Admin, Grief, Hardcore, Large Online, No Dupe, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvP, Quests, Russian, Survival, Vanilla, Weddings

✨ELYSIUM – Tap your donation t.me/ElysiTapBot✨

✅ Supported versions: 1.16 – 1.21.1

✅ Clan alliances, lands, quests and much more.

✅ Duels, PvP Arena, Clan Wars.

✅ Competitions for server tops.

✅ Battle and Season Pass.

✅ Exclusive plugins.

✅ High-quality assembly.

✅ Mystical chests.

✅ Frequent events.

✅ Unique enchantment books.

✅ Daily and monthly challenges.

✅ Advanced protection against cheaters, DDoS attacks and other exploits!

✅ Professional and responsive moderation: your comfort is a priority!

✅ Powerful hardware, performance without lags or TPS drops!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

VeggieCraft: A Salad Full of Fun, Join Us! 1.21 – Cross-Play, Dynmap

bedrock, Community, console, Cross-Play, crossplay, Discord, Dynmap, Events, frequent, Friend, full, Fun, Hub, Ip:, java, Join, Land Claims, Maps, Minigames, Nations, PORT, salad, smp, update, Vanilla, VeggieCraft, Wars

GreenCraft SMP Overview

Features
🌐 Nations – Claim land, build bases, and fight wars
🎮 Cross-Platform – Joinable by Java and Bedrock players
🤺 Minigames – Play various minigames with friends
⭐ Events – Bi-weekly events with rewards
🗺️ Collectable Maps – Earn unique map art through activities
😶‍🌫️ Land Claims – Keep your belongings safe
🗳️ Community Engagement – Community feedback is valued

Join GreenCraft SMP today

Java IP: 54.36.214.248:25601 Bedrock IP: 54.36.214.248 Bedrock Port: 8182 or add GreenCraftSMP as your friend Join our discord for updates: https://discord.gg/cuMcDgQ99N

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I play on GreenCraft SMP as a Bedrock player?	Yes, the server is available to both Java and Bedrock players.
How often are events hosted on the server?	Events are hosted every 2 weeks with rewards for participants.
Are there restrictions on land claims within nations?	You can claim as much land as you want, but it’s encouraged to be reasonable.
Can I join the minigames with my friends?	Yes, you can type /warp minigames in chat to access various minigames with friends.
How can I provide feedback to the community?	You can join the server’s discord for updates and engage with the community there.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Fart Inside CC’s Colon Minecraft Server

bodily functions, Bowel Movements, cc, ccs, Colon, colon health, Digestive health, digestive system, digestive tract, fart, fart humor, fart jokes, FARTING, flatulence, funny, gas, gastrointestinal health, gastrointestinal issues, gastrointestinal problems, humor, intestinal gas, Minecraft, Server

Welcome to the most explosive Minecraft server out there! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little secret – I am the fart inside CC’s colon. That’s right, I bring the gas and the sass to this server like no other.

Join us and experience the thrill of dodging deadly farts while building your dream world. Watch out for the giant beanstalks that sprout from the ground, leading you to hidden treasures (and more farts, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Toilet of Truth, where players can sit and ponder life’s greatest mysteries while being serenaded by the soothing sounds of flushing toilets.

So come on, join us and let the fart-filled adventures begin! Just don’t forget to bring your gas mask.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Emeralds Found:	7681	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Democracy In My Minecraft SMP

Accountability, citizen rights, civic engagement, civil liberties, Democracy, democratic institutions, democratic principles, democratic values, elections, equality, freedom, Governance, Government, Minecraft, Participation, Political process, political system, representation, RIGHTS, Rule of Law, smp, Voting

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where democracy reigns supreme! Our server is run by a council of chickens who have been elected by the players to make all the important decisions. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Just convince the chickens it’s a good idea and you’re good to go!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to overthrow the chicken council and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the chickens to protect democracy, or will you join the llama rebellion and bring chaos to our peaceful server?

So come join us and experience the wackiest, most politically charged Minecraft SMP out there! Who knew virtual politics could be so entertaining?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	86
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

FilmFreakMC SMP

Cinema, classic, Entertainment, essential viewing, Favorite, film, film recommendation, FilmFreakMC, iconic, memorable, Movie, must see, must see film, must see list, must watch, must watch film, must watch list, must watch movie, Recommendation, smp, Timeless, top pick

Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! We have secret underground dance parties, llama racing tournaments, and even a roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic build battles. So if you’re ready for a server that’s more insane than a creeper on caffeine, join us now!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Enchantments Applied:	51	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	298
Void Armor Forged:	24	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	3706	Glorious Feasts Held:	20

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Creeper Cuisine – What’s your go-to grub?

Appetite, Choice, craving, creeper, cuisine, DELICIOUS, Dining, dish, Favorite, flavor, Food, forever.., goto, grub, Hunger, Meal, menu, satisfaction, Taste, whats

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in living life to the fullest… through food! Imagine a world where the only meal you can eat is a never-ending buffet of golden apples. That’s right, no more boring old steak or carrots for you – just delicious, shiny golden apples for every meal!

But that’s not all – on our server, we have a secret hidden dungeon filled with enchanted cake that gives you superpowers. Want to fly like a bat or shoot fireballs from your fingertips? Just take a bite of our magical cake and watch the craziness unfold!

So why join our server? Well, where else can you indulge in a diet of golden apples and enchanted cake while battling dragons and exploring secret realms? Trust us, once you take a bite of our enchanted cake, you’ll never want to leave. So come join us and experience a world where food is the ultimate power!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Towns Built:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

BlockyRussian Minecraft Server

BlockyRussian, Britain, Conflict, Defense, defense strategy, exaggerated, exaggerating, exaggeration, foreign affairs, global politics, international relations, Military, military capabilities, military power, military strength, military tactics, Minecraft, Misinformation, Propaganda, russia, Server, strength of forces, uk

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of putin and ride polar bears into battle against the evil british forces who are trying to invade our pixelated motherland! we have vodka flowing like waterfalls and matryoshka dolls that turn into creepers when you least expect it. join us and show those british blokes that russia is the true powerhouse of minecraft! da comrade, let’s show them what we’re made of!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Farms Harvested:	833	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

MapleCraft vs CurryCraft

Assassination, Canada, currycraft, diplomatic conflict, diplomatic consequences, diplomatic controversy, diplomatic crisis, diplomatic expulsions, diplomatic fallout, diplomatic incident, diplomatic measures, diplomatic relations, diplomatic repercussions, diplomatic retaliation, diplomatic standoff, diplomats, escalating dispute, foreign affairs, India, international relations, MapleCraft, political tension

so like, imagine if Canada and India were like, fighting in Minecraft instead of real life? like, they’re expelling each other’s diplomats over an assassination but in our server, they’re just building crazy bases and battling it out with diamond swords and TNT.

Join our server for the most epic international showdown you’ll ever see! Build a maple syrup fortress in Canada’s territory or create a curry castle in India’s land. Who will come out on top in this wild diplomatic dispute? only one way to find out – join our server now and witness the chaos unfold!

Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of poutine and samosas. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the battle begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	21
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Disk Dash AcuCraft

AcuCraft, acupuncture, Alternative Medicine, ancient practice, Chronic pain, clinical trial, complementary therapy, Dash, disability, Disk, Effectiveness, gold standard, herniated disk, holistic healing, leg pain, long term benefits, non-pharmacological treatment, pain management, pain relief, Sciatica, sham acupuncture, traditional chinese medicine, Treatment

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, it’s like getting acupuncture for your gaming soul! We did a super legit study that showed playing on our server is like getting a magical needle in your brain that makes all your sciatica leg pain disappear. And get this, the benefits last FOREVER, just like diamonds in Minecraft! So come join us and let us heal your gaming woes with our mystical powers. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Enchantments Applied:	155
Gods Slained:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Buildings Constructed:	13	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

CrazyCraft ModArchy

Anarchy, chaotic, crazy craft 4.0, Forge, high performance, launcher, Modded, Modpack, Network, Official, player experience, Server Uptime, Survival, total anarchy, Unstable, voidlauncher, voidswrath

CrazyCraft Anarchy is a modded total anarchy server running forge 1.7.10. (voidlauncher client)

A classic chaotic modpack offering a stupidly unstable & fun experience.

High performance server ensuring the best player experience and server uptime.

Launcher can be found here. https://voidswrath.com/modpacks/crazy-craft-4-0-official/

Born 9/20/24

Modded anarchy not your gig? Check out the other servers from the network! https://www.modarchy.net/servers

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	98
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.