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| Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 9296 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 17 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 8 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 5524 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 8 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 69 |
lol so like, u know how the EU be all like “nope, u gotta pay more for them electric cars from China”? well guess what, our minecraft server is like the opposite of that! we got no tariffs, just pure fun and craziness!
join our server and u can ride around in electric vehicles all day long, no extra charges! we even got flying cars and teleportation devices, cuz why not? who needs tariffs when u can just zoom around in style?
plus, we got this epic quest where u gotta fight off a horde of zombie chickens led by a giant creeper boss. it’s like, totally intense and u gotta use all ur minecraft skills to survive. but don’t worry, if u die, u just respawn and try again!
so come join us on our server, where the only thing u gotta worry about is how many diamonds u can mine in a day. forget about tariffs, we’re all about having a blast and laughing till ur sides hurt. see u there, fellow minecrafters!
