🔥9-5 Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers

Question	Answer
Are Minecraft servers down?	Check the server’s status on its official website or forums. Servers may go down due to maintenance or issues with hosting providers.
Are Minecraft servers free?	Some are free to join, but hosting typically incurs costs covered by subscriptions, donations, or in-game purchases.
Are Minecraft servers cross-platform?	Servers running Bedrock Edition support cross-platform play. Java Edition servers require plugins like GeyserMC for cross-play.
Can Minecraft servers detect Xray?	Yes, anti-cheat plugins like OreObfuscator can detect or prevent Xray use.
How do Minecraft servers make money?	Through donations, in-game purchases (e.g., cosmetics), and subscription fees for premium access.
What Minecraft servers have Bedwars?	Hypixel is the most popular server offering Bedwars.
Where to buy Minecraft servers?	Hosting services like Apex Hosting, Shockbyte, and BisectHosting sell server hosting packages.
Why are Minecraft servers so expensive?	Costs scale with server performance, capacity, and hosting location.

Wagie-Free Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being a boring wagie in the real world? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can escape the monotony of everyday life and embark on epic adventures with fellow gamers.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of zombie pigmen start a dance party with you. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret village where the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. The possibilities are endless in our wacky world!

But that’s not all – we have regular events like “Build Battle Royale” where players compete to build the most ridiculous structures imaginable. And don’t even get us started on our annual “Pig Racing Championship” where players ride pigs through obstacle courses for glory and bragging rights.

So why be a wagie when you can be a hero in our Minecraft SMP? Join now and let the craziness begin!

CozyCraft: Where Your 9-5 Job is Secure and Air-Conditioned!

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Are you tired of the boring old 9-5 grind? Do you dream of escaping the confines of your air-conditioned office? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and embark on a wild adventure filled with craziness and chaos.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a horde of zombie chickens comes charging at you. Or maybe you’re building a majestic castle when a group of friendly creepers decides to join in on the fun. Anything can happen on our server, and that’s what makes it so exciting!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the virtual world of our server. Some say it’s guarded by a giant flying pig, while others claim it’s protected by a pack of ninja wolves. Are you brave enough to uncover the truth?

So what are you waiting for? Leave behind the mundanity of your office job and join us on our wacky Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free virtual snacks!

RegretBlockz

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Remember that time you accidentally punched a llama in Minecraft and then all the llamas in the game started chasing you? Yeah, that was a wild ride. But hey, if you join our server, you’ll never have to worry about llama revenge again! Our server is llama-free guaranteed, so you can mine and build in peace without any spit flying your way. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground llama dance party that only the bravest players can find. So come on, join us and let’s llama-geddon together!

BritCraft: Wagner’s Woes

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have british intelligence keeping an eye on everything! they say the number of wagner group personnel has decreased tenfold over the past year, but who cares about that when you can be building epic castles and battling dragons in our server! plus, our admins are actually trained spies so you know you’re in good hands. join now for a spy-tacular time!

QuantumCraft: Consciousness Test

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hey u, ya u! do u like minecraft? do u like quantum weirdness? well then u gotta join dis server, cuz we doin some crazy experiments up in here! we tryna see if consciousness comes from quantum stuff, like whoa dude, mind blown!

u wanna be part of dis mind-bending journey? come join us and see for urself! we got scientists, we got philosophers, we even got aliens (jk, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

so what u waitin for? come join da fun and be part of da most mind-blowing minecraft server ever! who knows, u might even unlock da secrets of da universe while u building ur epic castle. let’s get weird, let’s get quantum, let’s get minecraftin’!

The Imperfectum SMP: Slightly Derpy, Kinda Funky, Still Friendly, Definitely Not Perfect, but Perfectum-Like

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Perfectum SMP Overview

Server Type	Semi-Vanilla Survival
Minimum Age	15+
Plugins	Selected for performance enhancement and reduced lag
Features	Dedicated moderators, Discord-based application process, unique datapacks, planned events, BlueMap integration, and a thriving community

FAQ

Q: How can I join the Perfectum SMP?

A: You can begin your adventure by joining our Discord Server and following the application process outlined there.

Q: Is there an age requirement to join the server?

A: Yes, the minimum age requirement is 15 years old.

Q: What kind of players is the Perfectum SMP for?

A: This server is designed for skilled and unique Minecraft players who excel in building, redstone, farms, etc.

Q: How long does it take to receive a response to my application?

A: We guarantee to respond to applications within a week of submission.

Q: What unique features does the Perfectum SMP offer?

A: The server offers player head drops, armor stand improvements, regularly planned events, a suggestion channel, BlueMap integration, and more.

WarCraft1812 Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where the battles are as epic as the war of 1812…or the peanut butter vs jelly showdown, depending on who you ask! Join us and you might just score some cranberry seeds from my uncle, who once sailed the high seas on a raft made for two fat ladies (complete with granny panty lining, of course).

But that’s not all – on our server, oak wood is a mystery that can only be unlocked with a $50 donation…or maybe just a friendly chat with our resident loafers expert who stores his shoes in a government-sanctioned cubbyhole (definitely not the dishwasher, though).

So come on down and join the madness – we don’t have recess chocolate milk, but we do have plenty of laughs and adventures waiting for you!

UnoButtonCreature Minecraft SMP

2017, boards, controversy, Creatures, dating back, discussion, forum, internet culture, meme, Minecraft, Nuking, Online Community, Opinions, picrelated, slow boards, smp, social media, Thoughts, Threads, trolling, uno button, UnoButtonCreature, viral phenomenon

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme.

Picture this: a group of mischievous creatures running amok, causing mayhem and pressing buttons that result in nuking entire boards. Yes, you heard that right. These creatures are so unpredictable that you never know what they’ll do next.

But fear not, brave adventurer! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to witness these insane events firsthand. Who knows, you might even become friends with one of these crazy creatures and join them in their antics.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen. It’s a wild ride, but trust us, it’s worth it.

MomzillaRescueMission

AITAH, alzheimer’s, aps, Attention, caregiving, Complaints, Conflict, dementia, drama queen, Elderly, ENERGY, husband, INCONVENIENCE, mom, MomzillaRescueMission, MONEY, Moving in, not working, parents, patience, Siblings

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Are you tired of dealing with drama queens and family feuds in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

On our server, you can escape the chaos of caring for elderly parents and instead focus on building the ultimate virtual empire. No need to worry about APS showing up at your door because someone complained about your building skills – here, you’re free to create whatever your heart desires.

And if you’re worried about your mother-in-law moving in and causing trouble, fear not! On our server, she can’t complain about your housekeeping or lack of attention – she’ll be too busy mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs family squabbles when you can have a blast building and exploring in the world of Minecraft?

GoosebumpGamer Minecraft SMP

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Do you know what gives me goosebumps? The thought of missing out on the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft SMP server out there! Picture this: a land filled with giant chickens that drop diamonds instead of eggs, a secret underground disco party where creepers bust a move, and a rollercoaster made entirely of TNT. Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you step foot in this world, there’s no turning back. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

CelebHateCraft

actions, Admiration, attitude, Behavior, BETRAYAL, CelebHateCraft, Celebrity, change of heart, Disappointment, disillusionment, Downfall, fallen star, Fame, former idol, hate, Media, personal reasons, public image, Redemption, scrutiny

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the place to be for all the craziness you could ever want! Imagine a world where llamas ride pigs, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally)!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle it out in epic PvP battles with famous celebrities like Justin Bieber, who will serenade you with his hits before trying to blow you up with TNT (watch out for those high notes!). Or maybe you’ll come face to face with Taylor Swift, who will try to lure you in with her catchy tunes before turning into a werewolf and chasing you through the forests.

But that’s not all! Our server also has custom mini-games like “Dance Dance Revolution: Minecraft Edition” where you can show off your best dance moves and earn special rewards like a pet chicken that lays golden eggs (yes, really).

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking cow who gives out free diamonds (true story).

PensionPayoutsMC Server

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come join our minecraft server where we have more fun than the argentine senate passing pension spending increases! we are so wild, we make president milei’s radical austerity look like a snooze fest!

our server is so lit, it will make you forget all about politics and get lost in a world of blocks and creepers. we have crazy events like pig racing and diamond hunting competitions.

join us and be part of a community that is as chaotic as a government budget meeting. who needs real life drama when you can have all the excitement in minecraft? come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Farms Harvested:	709
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Dragons Tamed:	5
Void Armor Forged:	14	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Void Gems Collected:	12	Meteorites Collected:	4

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Alien Abductions:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	13

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Star Shards Collected:	182
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Players Killed by Monsters:	7499	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	5

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Zombie Dances:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Ores Mined:	9483
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	71
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Void Gems Collected:	24
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Towns Built:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Love Letters Sent:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	124	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	120

Essential 9-5 Minecraft Servers

Perfectum SMP Overview

FAQ

Q: How can I join the Perfectum SMP?

Q: Is there an age requirement to join the server?

Q: What kind of players is the Perfectum SMP for?

Q: How long does it take to receive a response to my application?

Q: What unique features does the Perfectum SMP offer?