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Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 2103 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
Magic Items Found: | 5567 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 20 |
Mines Excavated: | 2678 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 5285 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
join our server and u can ride around in electric vehicles all day long, no extra charges! we even got flying cars and teleportation devices, cuz why not? who needs tariffs when u can just zoom around in style?
plus, we got this epic quest where u gotta fight off a horde of zombie chickens led by a giant creeper boss. it’s like, totally intense and u gotta use all ur minecraft skills to survive. but don’t worry, if u die, u just respawn and try again!
so come join us on our server, where the only thing u gotta worry about is how many diamonds u can mine in a day. forget about tariffs, we’re all about having a blast and laughing till ur sides hurt. see u there, fellow minecrafters!