Are you tired of dealing with childish, toxic, solipsistic, narcissistic fucksticks in real life? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft server! Join us and leave the tattooed WHORES and warehouse drama behind.

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So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding what color to make your pixelated house!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 102/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Mythical Swords Crafted: 45
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 2
World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY