Are you tired of dealing with childish, toxic, solipsistic, narcissistic fucksticks in real life? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft server! Join us and leave the tattooed WHORES and warehouse drama behind.

With two degrees and office experience, you deserve a break from the madness. Come build your dream world with us and leave the real world nonsense at the door. Plus, we have a special fortune telling feature that will have you saying “キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!”.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding what color to make your pixelated house!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 97/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 24
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
Gryphons Tamed: 4 Legendary Items Repaired: 4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY